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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I got one more plate to run on my machine. I feel like I need to rest up for it :P

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Chocolate chip loaf!! How could ya go wrong??

Well.....you may want to use another loaf for the chicken salad samwiches.

Ah.....what the hell.....chocolate goes with ANYTHING.

Garlic, even.

Steak. Chocolate-covered steak.. . . ....

:huh:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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gah. went to the noon conference for lunch.

Clearly "etiquette" is not in the 'must take' list for MDs

Seems to me we need to be regaled with some stories of the lack of etiquette of MD's!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Seems to me we need to be regaled with some stories of the lack of etiquette of MD's!

Yeah Jess--share!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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k

first a funny one.

There's a guy that sits there in his lab coat (which you aren't supposed to do) with his stethoscope around his neck, and piles potato chips onto his chicken salad sandwich and crunches the whole thing flat with his hand before eating it.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Today this guy positions himself behind the bowl of potato chips and proceeds to eat them one at a time, out of the serving bowl, with his face over the bowl,

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I had to leave

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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it was so gross

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I had to leave

Ick! Don't blame you.

<gag>

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I am imagining a Lab Coat leaning over a patient with bread crumbs, chip crumbs and little wads of chichen salad drifting down <:yukface:>

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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worse than the woman who chewed with her mouth open

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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But Mrs. Jones, your lab tests have to be over again....you tested positive for potato chips! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Was it chocolate chip bread?

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Pity the unknowing person eating chips after the guy who ate from the bowl! <ickyface:>

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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hmmmm, I missed the offer of the bed warmer on freecycle 'cause I was over here.

wonder what he looked like...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Chocolate chip muphin bread is out of the oven--45 minutes was just right.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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There's a guy that sits there in his lab coat (which you aren't supposed to do) with his stethoscope around his neck, and piles potato chips onto his chicken salad sandwich and crunches the whole thing flat with his hand before eating it.

I used to eat my peanut butter and jelly samwiches this way . . . wif a layer of potato chips; NOT whilst wearing a lab coat.

elye Community Regular
elye
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So....thirty pages so far today, comrades. . . . ....from approximately 700 hours to 1630 hours....

It really is starting to look possible, now.. . . ...

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Chocolate chip muphin bread is out of the oven--45 minutes was just right.

Hey Look!!! Paddy got sumptin done today!!! You go girl!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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What time is Soooozie's ETA on Sunday? Anybody pick up on that vital information?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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So....thirty pages so far today, comrades. . . . ....from approximately 700 hours to 1630 hours....

It really is starting to look possible, now.. . . ...

:lol::lol::lol:

Yeah . . . but we're heading into the weekend . . . you know how everyone dissappears . . . :huh:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Anyfing is possible

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Yeah, me too. How much time we got?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Pity the unknowing person eating chips after the guy who ate from the bowl! <ickyface:>

certainly kept me from having any more :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Maybe Sooooze is going to be checking in.... :unsure: ...does she have a laptop? Have we ever heard from her whilst she is at the cabin?

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