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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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flourgirl Apprentice

I remember American Bandstand! My sisters used to dance in front of the TV and try to teach us dance moves! :D


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flourgirl Apprentice

Your Salmon does sound great! We like to grill ours outdoors (yum yum) but not when it's this cold!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Cherry CHAPSTICK, Em. Janet loves her some cherry chapstick :lol:

I felt so wrong,

It felt so right.. . . ..

you guys aren't helping me get the song out of me head . . . just sose you know

flourgirl Apprentice
you guys aren't helping me get the song out of me head . . . just sose you know

I'm trying, I'm trying. Actually I'm trying to replace it with another one :lol:

How's about

Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let, 50 cents

No phone, no pool no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

flourgirl Apprentice

I got Old Stogies I have found

short but not too big around

Im a man of means by no means

King of the road

flourgirl Apprentice

I know every engineer on every train

All of the children and all of their names

Every handout in every town

Every lock that ain't been locked

When no ones around

flourgirl Apprentice

Perhaps I should try another?


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Green12 Enthusiast

Oh Janet, you know your boyfriend don't mind it

Darn210 Enthusiast
Perhaps I should try another?

I appreciate the effort, TreeSah . . . do you have anything that would be innapropriate to sing in front of my children?? . . . that's prolly what it will take.

flourgirl Apprentice

She's a brick! Houuussse!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh Janet, you know your boyfriend don't mind it

Yeah, but my husband's going to be pissed . . . bout the girl and the boyfriend!! . . . :lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

How 'bout the Rodeo Song! <:sniggerface:> That's always good for a gasp!

Green12 Enthusiast
Yeah, but my husband's going to be pissed . . . bout the girl and the boyfriend!! . . . :lol::lol:

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Brick House :lol::lol:

I don't know why but that song selection struck me really phunny!!!

Green12 Enthusiast

Oh I gots an arsenal of children's songs in me head......

Raffi anyone?

Or....... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round

(might be a little too young for the Skeet and Smack?)

Green12 Enthusiast

:lol::lol::lol:

....still picturing Janet singing Brick House to her chidlens.....

LOLOLOL

Green12 Enthusiast

Post # 50 for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

OHHHHH MAHHHHHH GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

17 pages while I was gone????? :o

Who's gonna do a summary for me?

Must go back and catch up. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Just watching Barack chatting in an interview that was taped this morning......he is SO cool, so relaxed. . .. exudes SUCH confidence. . . ......gives me a good feelin' .. . .. . .... :)

elye Community Regular
17 pages while I was gone????? :o

Who's gonna do a summary for me?

Must go back and catch up. :rolleyes:

Um.....not necessary, Leeeeeeuh. Trust me. . . . . . . :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
But Mrs. Jones, your lab tests have to be over again....you tested positive for potato chips! :lol:

:lol:

hmmmm, I missed the offer of the bed warmer on freecycle 'cause I was over here.

wonder what he looked like...

:lol::lol:

16 more pages to go

elye Community Regular

HA! :lol: I missed that bed-warmer post of Jess's the first time around...thanks, Leeeeesa!

curlyfries Contributor

GAAAHHHH!!!!!....PeOter's pizzle!!!!

13 more pages.......or was that 14?

elye Community Regular

Got tears in me eyes....watching coverage of the Hero on the Hudson. . . . .. .just amazing. . .. ..

curlyfries Contributor

:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

Jess has leaped into the lead and is now ahead of Lisa . . . by posting one word at a time . . . :lol:

:angry: harrumph!

Oooooo-kla-ho-ma ♫♪.......

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