The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

Sillies- I am here at work again--feels like I was just here! Weekends should be 3 days! Oh Queen can we arrange something?

You want an 8 day week?????.......Don't think I got clearance to do that.

Oh.....and by the way......killing cactus?.....child's play, dearie. Ain't nothin I can't kill!

'Sorry, this video is no longer available'

WHAT in hell was it???.... a slingshot or summat?????

You were reading my mind! After watching it I thought, Hmmmmmmm....a slingshot would be better So I googled, but none of the human slingshots would actually let the person go! What'sup with that????

Two days ago, our dryer would not drain....it was half-full of water until DH banged around down there for a hour or so, and then it finally emptied.

I think I know the problem..........that's not a dryer......it's a washing machine! .................why do you have water in your dryer?

....Mrs. H........for a minute I was thinkin....who put me on youtube????

Well, some good news. And hello

Wellllllll......look what the cat dragged in! Good to see you Ryan! ......and if anyone needs a summary, you'll hafta talk to Ptaughmnus!

Me cold is still hangin on, but am able to go without the decorative accessory of tissue (TP, actually), shoved up the nose, so I'm making a little progress.

Tinkerbell looked at me quite strangely last night while getting comfy on me chest.......

^^

[elye]

I think I know the problem..........that's not a dryer......it's a washing machine! .................why do you have water in your dryer?

Oh, Leeeeesar! Man, of course! I just knew there was something substantially wrong with the whole situation.......bien sur.......water goes through the washer.. . . . . .. I shouldn't have ANY water AT ALL in me dryer!

Hell, it's much worse than I thought!

Me cold is still hangin on, but am able to go without the decorative accessory of tissue (TP, actually), shoved up the nose, so I'm making a little progress.

I have early childhood memories of my mom sitting by the pool, or working in the kitchen, or out puttering in the yard, with two small pieces of toilet paper rolled up and stuck into each nostril.. . . . . . . she apparently had a lot of nosebleeds. This was one of those now bizarre but at the time completely normal pictures that appeared constantly through my childhood. In fact, she would show up for parent-teacher interviews at my school and I would say, "Mom! Where's yer kleenex?"....I suppose those pieces of tissue completed her.. . . . . . . .

Anyways, Leeesar.......is this the type of tissue accessory to which you are referring?

Dunno if anyone could pull them off like me mom. . . . . . . . .

[curlyfries]

Anyways, Leeesar.......is this the type of tissue accessory to which you are referring?

Dunno if anyone could pull them off like me mom. . . . . . . . .

Even better.......for the total effect you need to take the entire tissue (or 2-3 squares of TP), loosely wad up one end, shove it up yer nose, letting the rest hang down to yer chin.

Not only does it allow for maximum absorbency (too tight a wad would hinder this), but it also is an artisic expression of exactly how miserable you feel. Tinkerbell obviously has no appreciation for art. Hubby thinks it's sexy ...................well.....that's what he said, anyway ......hmmmm....didn't want a kiss, though

Of course, this is only an acceptable adornment in the privacy of your own home.

[Jestgar]

Tinkerbell looked at me quite strangely last night while getting comfy on me chest.......

^^

I have early childhood memories of my mom sitting by the pool, or working in the kitchen, or out puttering in the yard, with two small pieces of toilet paper rolled up and stuck into each nostril.. . . . . . . she apparently had a lot of nosebleeds.

OK, I'm a little tired. I managed to read these posts together as follows:

I have early childhood memories of my mom sitting on me chest , with two toilet paper rolls stuck into each nostril.. . . . . . . she apparently had a lot of nosebleeds.

:blink:

[elye]

Even better.......for the total effect you need to take the entire tissue (or 2-3 squares of TP), loosely wad up one end, shove it up yer nose, letting the rest hang down to yer chin.

Not only does it allow for maximum absorbency (too tight a wad would hinder this), but it also is an artisic expression of exactly how miserable you feel.

New av, puleeeeeze.. . . . .

[curlyfries]

New av, puleeeeeze.. . . . .

Unfortunately, few have ever really gotten a glimpse of this phenomenon, and those who have, have not successfully been able to take a believable picture.....kinda like Nessie.

[Darn210]

To all of the above . . . and am adding my own . . .

Does the runny drip ever wake you up at night???? So Sunday night it kept waking me up . . . so upon sticking kleenex up my nostrils, I go back to sleep and have dreams about walking around in public where I have forgotten to remove the kleenex shoved up me nose. . .

[curlyfries]

OK, I'm a little tired. I managed to read these posts together as follows:

I have early childhood memories of my mom sitting on me chest , with two toilet paper rolls stuck into each nostril.. . . . . . . she apparently had a lot of nosebleeds.

:blink:

It's OK, Jess........go to sleep.........it'll all make sense in the morning..............or not

[Darn210]

Even better.......for the total effect you need to take the entire tissue (or 2-3 squares of TP), loosely wad up one end, shove it up yer nose, letting the rest hang down to yer chin.

Not only does it allow for maximum absorbency (too tight a wad would hinder this), but it also is an artisic expression of exactly how miserable you feel. Tinkerbell obviously has no appreciation for art. Hubby thinks it's sexy ...................well.....that's what he said, anyway ......hmmmm....didn't want a kiss, though

Of course, this is only an acceptable adornment in the privacy of your own home.

The phrase "Hit the nail on the head" comes to mind . . . especially that extra detail about too tight of a wad impedes absorbancy . . . I know that you know exactly what I'm going through!!!

Unfortunately, few have ever really gotten a glimpse of this phenomenon, and those who have, have not successfully been able to take a believable picture.....kinda like Nessie.

[curlyfries]

Does the runny drip ever wake you up at night???? So Sunday night it kept waking me up . . . so upon sticking kleenex up my nostrils, I go back to sleep and have dreams about walking around in public where I have forgotten to remove the kleenex shoved up me nose. . .

Oooh, oooh........I know what this means! You were Em's mom in a past life!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Does the runny drip ever wake you up at night????

I hate that. It wakes me up every time.

I've never tried the tissue up the nostril--I usually just put some on my pillow and hope I don't roll over

[jerseyangel]

See, this is why I missed you guys so much......where else you gonna talk about this stuff???

[curlyfries]

The phrase "Hit the nail on the head" comes to mind . . . especially that extra detail about too tight of a wad impedes absorbancy . . . I know that you know exactly what I'm going through!!!

And as I sit here at the computer, once again having to give in to this ritual, I have just realised the function of the excess tissue..........once the wad becomes soaked, you still have enough tissue to blow before you throw it away!

[Darn210]

And as I sit here at the computer, once again having to give in to this ritual, I have just realised the function of the excess tissue..........once the wad becomes soaked, you still have enough tissue to blow before you throw it away!

true dat

[Jestgar]

Even better.......for the total effect you need to take the entire tissue (or 2-3 squares of TP), loosely wad up one end, shove it up yer nose, letting the rest hang down to yer chin.

Not only does it allow for maximum absorbency (too tight a wad would hinder this), but it also is an artisic expression of exactly how miserable you feel. Tinkerbell obviously has no appreciation for art. Hubby thinks it's sexy ...................well.....that's what he said, anyway ......hmmmm....didn't want a kiss, though

The phrase "Hit the nail on the head" comes to mind . . . especially that extra detail about too tight of a wad impedes absorbancy . . . I know that you know exactly what I'm going through!!!

Oooh, oooh........I know what this means! You were Em's mom in a past life!!!!!!

I hate that. It wakes me up every time.

I've never tried the tissue up the nostril--I usually just put some on my pillow and hope I don't roll over

And as I sit here at the computer, once again having to give in to this ritual, I have just realised the function of the excess tissue..........once the wad becomes soaked, you still have enough tissue to blow before you throw it away!

[Darn210]

So apparently Jess doesn't ever do anything like this??

[flourgirl]

Did you take that pic of the humming bird??? I do so love hummingbirds . . . we only get the ruby-throated here and they are quite territorial. I was standing next to my feeder one day and I had one try to chase me off . . . cheeky little bugger.

We also only get the ruby throated...I guess the rest are smart enough to stay in warmer climes! I have taken a lot of pics of the hummers. Love my digital camera!!! We like to grow Dolicos vine (also called Hyacinth bean plant). The hummers love the flowers. You can stand almost within touching distance of them. We catch them resting on the vines while feeding. So cute.

Hya Ryan! So nice to meet you. Looking forward to hearing about your adventures.

Pah-ti....you are invoking memories of our move for me! I've lost count of all of the visitors we've had since we moved here. My mom and dad talk of coming down almost every time I talk to them. It's only an 8-9 hour drive for them...most of my family is in NY. Telehubbys family is about 4. Unfortunately my son is in Arizona...too far...but we talk on the phone often. I'm so glad that your visit was so enjoyable. Sounds like some amazing pholks in your fam!

Still catching up here....

[Darn210]

Well, me and my box of kleenex are going to bed now . . . see ya in the morn. Night All.

[flourgirl]

OK, I'm a little tired. I managed to read these posts together as follows:

I have early childhood memories of my mom sitting on me chest , with two toilet paper rolls stuck into each nostril.. . . . . . . she apparently had a lot of nosebleeds.

:blink:

Laughing all over and loving this whole thing

I thought EVERYONE has had experiences like this! Miserably hiding at home with TP appendages hanging from the phace!

[Jestgar]

So apparently Jess doesn't ever do anything like this??

I don't think I'm really a dripper. My colds usually go straight to my lungs.

[curlyfries]

So apparently Jess doesn't ever do anything like this??

Awww, Jan-nit.......you beat me to it!

Still catching up here....

Get out a pen and paper.........very important, detailed instructions on the proper installation of tissue for maximum snot absorbancy.

[flourgirl]

Well, me and my box of kleenex are going to bed now . . . see ya in the morn. Night All.

Sung to the tune of Me and My Shadow......

"Me....and my Kleenex

Curled up in each wet nostril....."

Jack the Ripper has been reincarnated as Gjianet the dripper....

[flourgirl]

Nitey nite Gjainnet! Hope your Kleenex is high quality and not the dusty, fuzzy kind. All of that lint makes you drip more! Hope you pheel much better in the morn.

[curlyfries]

Nite nite.....I'm hittin the shower and turnin up the heat...........steam room, baby!

Then I'll be good for.......about 10 minutes

[Jestgar]

me too for sleepin'

Heck, it's almost....8 o'clock! What the dickens am I doing up so late!!

oh, snot nose stories. Worth staying up late for.