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mushroom Proficient

P.S. how did staying away from BE on New Year's Eve work out?

Well, I believe she had fireworks :P


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Jestgar Rising Star

Well, I believe she had fireworks :P

:P WIH was I thinking, trying to stay away from him?

kareng Grand Master

Happy happy y'all!! Hope everyone had fireworks! :D :D :)

Good for you!

And something to help you understand Russell better:

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I am sitting here wearing my " hot girl glasses" and flannel shirt. I must move to Portland!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

The follow up is no big deal (been there, done that). You provide a sample to be tested. You could make it a condition: No checkup, no nookie. :huh:

And, he won't go blind from giving the sample. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Most of the time, I think I'd be OK with another one. This past month, however, was so busy, It was unimaginable!

Happy happy y'all!! Hope everyone had fireworks! :D :D :)

Not the kind you had.... Hubs drank waaaaaaaaay too much :rolleyes:

We did have a black powder cannon :huh: And the house we were at looked over all of Portland so we saw everyone else's fireworks!

And something to help you understand Russell better:

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This is awesome! And true! You can walk downtown to git yerselph a VooDoo donut and see one of all those characters walking down the street!

:P WIH was I thinking, trying to stay away from him?

Good for you! Great way to swing ring in the new year :P

Jestgar Rising Star

Not the kind you had.... Hubs drank waaaaaaaaay too much :rolleyes:

We had our champagne for breakfast. And then more fireworks. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

We had our champagne for breakfast. And then more fireworks. :)

:blink::wacko::huh:

I'm losing track . . . it seems like everything Jess (and Loey) write is now a euphemism for . . . ummmm . . . hanky-panky. Do champagne, breakfast and fireworks now all mean "riding the broomstick?"

mushroom Proficient

Not only breakfast - Jess can convert dinner into hanky panky too at the drop of ...err... sompthink B) (I believe it were leggings) :P


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kareng Grand Master

:blink::wacko::huh:

I'm losing track . . . it seems like everything Jess (and Loey) write is now a euphemism for . . . ummmm . . . hanky-panky. Do champagne, breakfast and fireworks now all mean "riding the broomstick?"

Not only breakfast - Jess can convert dinner into hanky panky too at the drop of ...err... sompthink B) (I believe it were leggings) :P

Ah! Young love!

Jestgar Rising Star

Ah! Young love!

Hey! I had a really unpleasant marriage. I got a lotta time to make up.

kareng Grand Master

Hey! I had a really unpleasant marriage. I got a lotta time to make up.

Hey... I think it sounds great! You just have to work out the balance or imbalance to everyones satisfaction. ;)

Loey Rising Star

:P WIH was I thinking, trying to stay away from him?

Glad you reunited (and ignited?).

DH just took Tony to the train to go to NJ and visit High School friends for a week. We're going to see Tron today.

Still glutened from the party but it was worth it (and my fault for not following everyone's advice). We have really nice neighbors. Now I just have to figure out how to word an invitation when I want to reciprocate and let them know that gluten isn't allowed in our house.

Hope everyone is starting the New Year off healthy and happy!!!

Hugs,

Loey

Loey Rising Star

Ah! Young love!

Yup, us oldie but goodies need to live through our Jesse!!!!

Loey Rising Star

Ah! Young love!

Yup, us oldie but goodies need to live through our Jesse!!!! I might talk about my broomstick but Jesse actually uses hers!!!! I need for Clark and I to be awake and healthy at the same time.

Loey Rising Star

We had our champagne for breakfast. And then more fireworks. :)

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!

Loey Rising Star

Hey! I had a really unpleasant marriage. I got a lotta time to make up.

You deserve a good one this time. My 1st DH was sick and passed away so I know Clark is my reward. BE is yours!!!

wub.gifwub.gif Loey

P.S. if anyone can fit all of the things you need to into your life it's you!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

I am so not ready to go back to work. Anybody wanna join me in boycotting life for a while and heading to the Bahamas?

kareng Grand Master

I am so not ready to go back to work. Anybody wanna join me in boycotting life for a while and heading to the Bahamas?

Don't tempt me!

curlyfries Contributor

Shroomie, we had an earthquake here yesterday . . . of course we missed it as we were still at my Dad's house . . . made me think of you.

I was here and I missed it. :unsure:

I am so not ready to go back to work. Anybody wanna join me in boycotting life for a while and heading to the Bahamas?

Mmmmmmm....warm sandy beaches......I'm in!

Been off work for 2 weeks, but doesn't feel like it. Too many people at my house, and too many people needing favors. And I've been sick all this past week <_<

I need a vacation from my vacation.

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Oops! Forgot to say.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!

I've got a good feeling about 2011 ;)

mushroom Proficient

twenty eleven

will be a very good year :D

sounds quite funny though :P

Jestgar Rising Star

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACQUIE!!!

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Is it Jacquie's Birfday??

mushroom Proficient

Is it Jacquie's Birfday??

How you manyoufaksha quote like that, Jess? :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

Woot!! Confirmed by FB!! Happy Birthday Jacquie!!!!

kareng Grand Master

Is it Jacquie's Birfday??

I was looking for this quote! Where did it go? Just realized it is from last year! :(

Jestgar Rising Star

I was looking for this quote! Where did it go? Just realized it is from last year! :(

:D

It's still her birthday..

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