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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
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Mornin' Pholks . . . My phirst post today and I just got the "I'm hungary mom" from one of the chidlens.

Well did you ask 'em whereabouts???

Budapest perhaps??? :blink:


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
With a new kitty apparently . . . which one was that . . . Boris? Lenny? Mac? Wilbur?

Don't KNOW!!! :wacko:

TOO many kitt-ehs, can't remember ALL the names :blink:

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Romper room time

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I see Nik Nik

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I see Pieter!

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I see Paddi!

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I see X-Kween Manda!


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flourgirl Apprentice

GJianet was here....but is pheeding her Hungarian chilluns! :lol:

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Birdies are in a phrenzy again this am. They look like little puff balls, trying to keep warm

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Romper room time

:unsure:

Skird!........What in Sam Hill????

flourgirl Apprentice

I can't believe we were below 0 this morning!

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:unsure:

Skird!........What in Sam Hill????

I believe that Sam Hill is always with us.....a phorce unlike any other! :lol:

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Manda is in a packing phrenzy....the move is ON!!!

psawyer Proficient
:lol:

I started reading from the beginning once........I think I only got thru about 50 pages.....or was it 10? :P

After I joined, I went back to page one and read the whole blessed thing. Of course, it was only 327 pages long at the time. Hot topics were Bev turning 40, and Amanda the newlywed.

My phirst psilly post:

What are the newlyweds doing?

Well, it has been over 26 years since we were newlyweds, and I remember what we were doing, but nobody was taking any pictures of it. :lol:

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We seem to have bogged down a bit.

Glad to have heard from Taawwwm last nite

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emilygreeting dragonsrebel:

Morning, All!

Hey! Have we got a new Silly?! Misty! And I wasn't on here last night to scare you away with my.....well....I don't really know what...But welcome! Another Canuck is needed...now, King Peter will have to approve of this, but I think that Canadian citizenship should exclude you from the otherwise cumpulsory final essay question on the Sillyville Entrance Exam, asking why you are applying to be a Sillyville Subject. Gad, it should be obvious - - there are so many silly things about this vast, young, niave country, we need to spread it around... :lol:

Yes, have you seen a yeti in any rural parts of Alberta? He may be sporting Mickey Mouse ears......

Great Mom story! :lol:

Peter has taken on the Royal duties admirably - - welcoming new subjects, giving vital introductory information....truly a kingly king.

Um, Peter......

Ya forgot to mention the Bizarre NeighboUr Avatar Requirement....and she should be made aware of the hover question, and perhaps be briefed on the intricacies of phart-charting....

OMG.....Imagine if I were Queen?? :lol:

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I started at the beginininining, too. Kept going back as I had time. After days and days phinally decided to just go to the end and introduce myselph. Phelt kinda rude to be reading over everyone's shoulders and not making myselph known :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well did you ask 'em whereabouts???

Budapest perhaps??? :blink:

:lol::lol:

oops

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Phart charting? Must know more! :lol:

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mememememe...

If ever I would leave you.......

It wouldn't be in spring time.....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
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Emily,...dreaming IF she had curly hair (with beard? :blink: )

Don't think the beard is compulsory for curlies?? (Jools?) - but I wouldn't swear to it ;)

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mmmmmm...

Pussywillows, cattails,

Soft winds and roses

Rainpools in the woodland

Water to my knees

Shivering, quivering

The warm breath of spring

Pussywillow, cattails

Soft winds and roses

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily greeting me:

Welcome, Janet! Does your husband ever dangle his participles? In front of you? :lol:
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Catbirds and cornfields

daydreams together

Riding on the roadside

The dust gets in your eyes

Reveling, disheveling

The summer nights do bring

Pussywillows, cattails

Soft winds and roses

flourgirl Apprentice

Slanted rays and colored days

Stark blue horizons

Naked limbs and wheat bins

Hazy afternoons

Voicing, rejoicing

The wine cups do bring

Pussywillows, cattails

Soft winds and roses

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