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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

Em welcoming me.....

Lisa!!! You MUST stay on here for ONE MORE POST......You're poised for a big flipover - - and you can't believe what happens around here when you hit a hundred mark!! Wild, incredible things....Fate must have brought you here on your 99th post, I tell ya.... :rolleyes::lol:

Welcome to the insanity!

Whoa.......having to draw homozygous? I can barely pronounce it, or imagine how it takes place....

She went pretty easy on me :rolleyes:


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curlyfries Contributor

Hi Nikerlah!!!

No American idol watching here.

Love the other 3 shows, but hubby doesn't. He'd rather watch history or nature <_<

curlyfries Contributor

Since we've been going down memory lane, here's Llamallady's first visit (I think).......

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heres a llama theres a llama and another little llama

fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck

I don't think we knew how to take this person at first, as there were no real welcomings :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

.....and the mystery begins......

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from the llama llady

i bet he is a celiac

nice llamas, Tom

I live in llama land USA.

the llamas are everywhere... :ph34r::P

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey Leez! I yam still here....switching back and forth between here and books!

curlyfries Contributor

but are they gluten free?

the location of llama lland will be revealed soon...

hang tight sillies!

what is with you people and anal glands???

do llamas get mood swings?

:lol::angry::(:lol::angry::(:lol::angry::(

flourgirl Apprentice

Got a dose of LLamma LLady...I figure I missed something in the waaaayyyback pages.....haven't sorted that one out yet :lol:


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curlyfries Contributor
the location of llama land is here! :lol:

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm20/ko...lamalandmap.webp

unfortunatly real estate is no longer available here. I have my own wifi network to i can post to the celiac forum. and don't tell the other llamas that fuzzy is my favorite! :lol:

ps the store says "gluten phree!" :P

and im not so sure about the anal glands :rolleyes:

pps, i don't use carpeting :)

cunningham muffins are yummy!

try all their exitng new flavors!

flourgirl Apprentice

Am I going to have to start singing again?

flourgirl Apprentice

Wish I could join in on the show discussions.....but I don't watch tv anymore :(

curlyfries Contributor

Hi Reesee!!!

yes....much controversy over her....or his?.....identity!

curlyfries Contributor
:rolleyes: Colarado :rolleyes: check the time zone :blink:

maybe your bruise is in the the shape of llamalland.

Glands tomorrow

i hope u had a happy phathersday

curlyfries Contributor
i just came back phrom Gnu York,

more llama-y goodness!

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the phunniest joke in teh world

O?

Dr.Oz Knows about Siiliac . and we found out that the gene for silliac is right next to the gene for misspelling thigs on the internet.

Sorry if this bores anyone.....much easier than trying to think of things to say! :P

curlyfries Contributor

The big mysterious clue......

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obssesed with Oprah .... her friend is Teri Hatcher.... 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon

LL :huh: out

curlyfries Contributor
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Jewels " I hauve a Faimos frend in the US. She is an Aktris, I think she has seliac but does not mind being thin"

Then later " I am making a Necklace For I think Terri Hatcher

Terri Hatcher wrote a book" Burnt Toast"

Sorry for being away so long " I have been trying to learn how to bake a cake, what a disaster" .

I know there are more, but I think these were the most clue-worthy

curlyfries Contributor

Where is everyone???? :huh:

Experiencing de ja vu, here........ :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice

Went out to check the mail...it's a whoppin 20 degrees outside....brrrr

flourgirl Apprentice
Where is everyone???? :huh:

Experiencing de ja vu, here........ :blink:

I phelt like that several times today....

Has been a fairly painful few pages :o

flourgirl Apprentice

I keep threatening to sing some more....

even that is not spurring more posts :lol:<_<

curlyfries Contributor

A couple more.....

i make sure I heve dental insurance for all of my llamas, especially fluffy. on thanksgiving I swallowed half my tooth and filling and didn't even notice. I just chewed my thanksgiving dinner on the other side. This tooth thing is very common among psillies, due to our situation, and deterioration of the enamel. If you are in your golden (or silver) years, I suggest gold caps. it may be expensive, but if you ever need to pay for anything expensive and are short on cash ( like gluten-free foods!) you can simply offer your teeth as payment. Marlene Dietrich actually pulled out all her molars so she could have a beautiful jawline. Then when she got a double chin she put a silver chain around it to lift it up.

So Chins up!

BTW whats this thing about me ahving an identity crisis? I know exactly who i am I am who I am , I only have one question:

Do Llamas get celiac?????

curlyfries Contributor
:lol:

to all of you 8 members reading now, I haven't found what I am looking for.

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i'm looking for a reliepf from this bl0ating...

i really care about your tooth bunnie, but i care about these things first:

1:Llamas :D

2:myself :lol:

3:explosions (of my belly):unsure:

4:Fritos :P

5:COKE (the soda you nimrods!) :rolleyes:

6:the mercury I swallowed... or at least I think I did...? :D

7:Psillies

8:new year resolutions

9:finding the perfect gluten-free, nut free cookie (or pie or cake!)

10:bunnie's teeth

...

...

...

...

99999999999: Patrick Swazye :P

Llama

Llady

Ps. psawer, or another mod out there, can you add a llama smiley to the smiley list?

curlyfries Contributor
I keep threatening to sing some more....

That requires too much thinking for me :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice

mmmmmmeeemememe

Oh mares eat oats and does eat oats

and little lambs eat ivy

a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you

a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you

curlyfries Contributor

.....aaaaaand one more...

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Happy Gnu Year!!! :D

Notice the intestines graphic

flourgirl Apprentice

hhhmmmm

If the words aren't clear

a tickle in your ear

a little bit jumbled and jivey

well mares eat oats and

does eat oats

and little lambs eat ivy

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