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[jerseyangel]

Evenin' Sillies

Suz--you're in a semi-abyss Well get yerselph back in here Can't believe a neighbor dog peed on yer couch ....twould piss me off royally. (sorry MM) and....get it? pissed?

Anywho.....gettin some sillie back. Had a teensy-weensie medical scare recently and today found out all is well

Hee--Jess! Head, guilt, body.....whaaaaat?

T--Lucretia McEvil!!! I had that 45, and played the hell out of it.

Leesua--so happy you're getting some phlowers planted!! How nice of yer MIL

Em's musical mornin'

Supposed to be well up into the 90's this weekend. I guess this is the beginning of "the summer" everyone and their brother here has been warning us about

[Jestgar]

Today was my first Friday not working.

I highly recommend it.

Highly.

[jerseyangel]

Mygawd, I must second this. .. . . . .....love you guys ad infinitum, but cannot possibly keep up with/send back various hilarious yard sale items, food-fightstuffs, words that sound dirty .. . . . ......

Yeah--jeese....me three! I just can't keep it all straight over there sometimes. Then, when I do try and send sumphin back, or accept sumphin, I get all turned around. It ain't simple

[Jestgar]

Yeah--jeese....me three! I just can't keep it all straight over there sometimes. Then, when I do try and send sumphin back, or accept sumphin, I get all turned around. It ain't simple

sooooo.....yer sayin' that we should send you as much stuff as possible so you can figure it out?

[jerseyangel]

Today was my first Friday not working.

I highly recommend it.

Highly.

Ok.....I know my mind has been all over the place...but are you still working at the same place and now have your Fridays off as requested? Me pea brain needs these things spelled out Please phill me in.....

[Jestgar]

Yes. I work 4 9's _whatever and cut my hours to get Fridays off.

Also told my boss I want to quit.

[jerseyangel]

Yes. I work 4 9's _whatever and cut my hours to get Fridays off.

Also told my boss I want to quit.

What does he have to say about it? I imagine he's none too pleased at the prospect of losing you.

[Jestgar]

I'll email the story.

[jerseyangel]

I'll email the story.

Cool

[elye]

Wow.. . ... ....big things happenin' in Jyess's camp.. . .....please email us the story, Jyess. . .. . .he'll be one sorry bloke, losing you.

[Jestgar]

But as long as you-all are still sending me spam, I'm sure it'll all be fine.

[flourgirl]

Jszess...hope you find what you are looking for and can scrape that place off of your shoes at the door!!!! You know we're here to hep ya ennytime!

Funny for the day.....sure made me giggle...

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Y'all know about the new baby adoption....found under the cabbage leaves hosta plants. We have been struggling with the name. Not so easy when you need to hash it out between 2 people. Proud papa is just as picky as me as far as names go! I'm leaning toward Merry Pippin (play on Mary Poppins... and because she is merry.....and because she's such a Pip!!), but looks like it may be Sunny. We rejected names like Ginger, Lulu, Sasha, Sarah, Alice, (where did he get that from?), Happy, Joy and so many others. Any suggestions would be welcome. We are so in love with this baby! I tell her so often that she must be gentle....she probably thinks her name is Gentle!

Pond denizens are all fat and happy. Have learned that the water skimmers (bugs that "walk" on the water) are dangerous to fish as they inject a toxin in them. I watched them attack a moth that landed on the water and couldn't fly out (wet wings). Fascinating. I've been busily scooping them out and flinging them out into the yard, hoping that they die a quick but painful death. Amazing how fast they multiply...this could be a new hobby for me (oh, how exciting!).

Em-n-Emmmmmm.....I'm sure you're going to have a great (if exhausting ) time with your friend! Sit back and enjoy the ride!

Have a wonderful day everyone......only good things allowed to happen today.

[Jestgar]

Y'all know about the new baby adoption....found under the cabbage leaves hosta plants. We have been struggling with the name. Not so easy when you need to hash it out between 2 people. Proud papa is just as picky as me as far as names go! I'm leaning toward Merry Pippin (play on Mary Poppins... and because she is merry.....and because she's such a Pip!!), but looks like it may be Sunny. We rejected names like Ginger, Lulu, Sasha, Sarah, Alice, (where did he get that from?), Happy, Joy and so many others. Any suggestions would be welcome. We are so in love with this baby! I tell her so often that she must be gentle....she probably thinks her name is Gentle!

Have a wonderful day everyone......only good things allowed to happen today.

I stole acquired an adult cat one time. I asked her what her name was and started offering up possibilities. When she rubbed against my leg and purred, I figured that must be her name. Never did find out how she came to be named "Spider", but who I am I to question her?

[flourgirl]

I stole acquired an adult cat one time. I asked her what her name was and started offering up possibilities. When she rubbed against my leg and purred, I figured that must be her name. Never did find out how she came to be named "Spider", but who I am I to question her?

I never thought to ask her what her name was!!! Figgered she wasn't old enough to know!?! Spider is pretty unique, I must say. Maybe because of the web of love she weaved? Hope yer havin a good day toodae!

BTW....I love your Av!! That manic gleam in the eye...that demand to have his own way.....tres kool!

[jerseyangel]

T--watch her and see what she seems to want to respond to. We actually changed Allo's name early on since he seemed to like it better than his "given" name. Of course, it could have been my tone of voice......but I prefer to remember it that way

I do like "Sunny", though. Seems very suitable for a wee kitty that was found under a leaf. Your kitty looks practically identical to me son's newest--and they named him "Philip"

So go figgure.....

[Jestgar]

T--watch her and see what she seems to want to respond to. We actually changed Allo's name early on since he seemed to like it better than his "given" name. Of course, it could have been my tone of voice......but I prefer to remember it that way

I do like "Sunny", though. Seems very suitable for a wee kitty that was found under a leaf. Your kitty looks practically identical to me son's newest--and they named him "Philip"

So go figgure.....

Your son's new baby looks like a cat?

_{I'm sure he's lovely....}

[elye]

Have a wonderful day everyone......only good things allowed to happen today.

Oh, I wish. . . . .....not great things today, I am afraid. Overnight my dad has fallen worse - -they are suspecting that he may have had a small stroke. When I saw him today he was sleeping the whole time, and has apparently been doing so since they tried to rouse him early this morning. So, they are calling with updates.... . . . . ..

Tareeeesuh, why don't you name your li'l wee one Leslie? 'Tis my dad's name. I actually am kidding, but when I was reading your attempts at finding a name, I of course kept thinking of him, and suddenly remembered that his name is good for male or female creatures. .. .....

Sunny is lovely.

[Jestgar]

Oh, I wish. . . . .....not great things today, I am afraid. Overnight my dad has fallen worse - -they are suspecting that he may have had a small stroke. When I saw him today he was sleeping the whole time, and has apparently been doing so since they tried to rouse him early this morning. So, they are calling with updates.... . . . . ..

Tareeeesuh, why don't you name your li'l wee one Leslie? 'Tis my dad's name. I actually am kidding, but when I was reading your attempts at finding a name, I of course kept thinking of him, and suddenly remembered that his name is good for male or female creatures. .. .....

Sunny is lovely.

Oh Em. I hope your Dad sleeps peacefully through his recovery and wakes up with all the joy, and none of the pain he started this hospital venture with.

[nikki-uk]

Oh, I wish. . . . .....not great things today, I am afraid. Overnight my dad has fallen worse - -they are suspecting that he may have had a small stroke. When I saw him today he was sleeping the whole time, and has apparently been doing so since they tried to rouse him early this morning. So, they are calling with updates.... . . . . ..

Tareeeesuh, why don't you name your li'l wee one Leslie? 'Tis my dad's name. I actually am kidding, but when I was reading your attempts at finding a name, I of course kept thinking of him, and suddenly remembered that his name is good for male or female creatures. .. .....

Sunny is lovely.

Em ..... *sigh*, I'm sorry, such a worry for you all .... hope it was only a small stroke.

Leslie/Lesley (M/F?) is a phab name for a new kitster!!!

Had a dog called Sonny

Al named the newest kit kit that found us (Harry)

[mimommy]

I'm just doing a quick pop in. Just got home from work.

Suze--miss you too. I'll be back later with a russian and good long post

Em, I am soooo sorry things are tough for your father. Hang in there. I am thinking of you, and hold you the thought of healthy recovery for him.

T--Ilike "Pip" But, Sunny is soooo like you

Love to all. Must go clean out fridge (ugh), grocery shop (ugh), etc, ad nauseum.

Back after hours w/alcahol

[jerseyangel]

Oh Em--just got home and reading this. I'm so sorry about your dad. I will hold tight to the thought that he wakes up soon on the road to recovery.

Prayers coming his way from Mark and I.

[elye]

Love to all. Must go clean out fridge (ugh), grocery shop (ugh), etc, ad nauseum.

Back after hours w/alcahol

Man, we have to meet. Just reading Rayechull's fab, uplifting post, and thinking about how you guys have become such close friends, I suddenly feel a surge of urgency, of a real want like never before to congregate with you all, somewhere, somehow. A lot of this is coming from my sadness re. Dad, but nonetheless I've realized how you have all become a real part of my life. . . . .....incredible. You were the first people, after my immediate family, whom I went to and spilled about my dad.

Thanks for being here, you hilarious, wonderful lot.

Jyess, you need to tell yer boss to p!ss off.

Sorry, I'm just takin' no prisoners right now. . . .. . . .

[Jestgar]

Jyess, you need to tell yer boss to p!ss off.

Sorry, I'm just takin' no prisoners right now. . . .. . . .

Or at least tell him he's not the boss of me.

Hugs M.

[Jestgar]

Fun wedding dance:

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[mimommy]

Creek... (screen door swinging open)

Hallooooooo??????? Anyone here?

Well, looks like it's just me for now. Tis OK. I

l'll just pour meself a good long drink and settle on in...