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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Was at Wal-Mart today . . . thought I would browse through the picture frame section . . . Look what I found!!!! (Not my best work . . . $%@!#@*#$ wireless mouse!) -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes that's me on Bev's horse. You don't need to have an actual picture of yourself on a horse . . . just use your face and Bev's horse. . . Bev's nice that way, she'll let anybody take a ride on her horse. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
doggy duty? . . . doggie doodie? . . . doggie doody? . . . dog sh!t. If you can't see it, you don't have to clean it up . . . This is also why I never look under or behind furniture . . . and why I shower with my eyes closed. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Can you see the potato mess?? 'Cause the rule is . . . If you can't see it, you don't have to clean it up. . . Just like when kids walk by doggie duty on the carpet. -
ARCHIVED Aghhhhhh! Gas Prices
Darn210 replied to blueeyedmanda's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
We were $3.45 yesterday (Indiana) when I had to fill up. Seems like I always need to fill up right after the price has jumped and I can't wait to see if it's going to come down a bit . . . although, I don't think it is. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I decided I must comment on this, too . . . tis a matter of time when you, too, can return to slovenly squalor. You will no longer have to shave your legs every day, no more make-up, dinner will be leftovers or a sandwich, yesterday's dirty dishes still in the sink . . . now, don't do this all at once, lest you scare away the Kissey. Break him in slowly... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OK . . . you may . . . as I have now secured a copy for future use . . . <rubbing hands together whilst laughing demonically>. . . BWaHHaHaaHaaHaaHaHa -
ARCHIVED Sports Snacks
Darn210 replied to Worriedtodeath's topic in Parents, Friends and Loved Ones of Celiacs
Yep, sometimes, it's just about having what the other kids are having. Our sports league leaves it up to the individual teams. So far out of a total of about 9 different teams (between my two kids), I've had one coach that asked for low sugar snacks. I sent the individual chex mix (that was pre-gluten-free). But you could make your own chex(type) mix... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yeah, me too . . . If I didn't have the picture, I would swear it never happened. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Emily, I have decided that most people (especially the newbies) will look at your av and think it is all Celiac related . . . "Oh, that poor soul, a photo of her glutened and laying on the bathroom floor. Somebody put some absinthe in her Laurentians. I'll have to check allrecipes.com for a recipe for Laurentians and add absinthe to the list of ingredients... -
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Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
. . . and Amanda . . . and don't forget, Emily is really Scott under another username. 'Tis really the only explanation as to why we get away with this stuff . . . because Emily/Scott is one of the worst offenders . . . <no offense, Emily/Scott>. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh . . . be careful there, Susie . . . we're not suppose to talk about religion . . . you need to stick with the penis topic!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
On second thought . . . Jess just said she can no longer eat it . . . doesn't mean it's gluten pasta . . . could be she has just sworn off men in all forms for a while. Is it Tinkyada's brown rice penis pasta? Don't you just love the illiteration of penis pasta? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, Peter Patti'd that one!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Of course you do!!!! Anybody else NOT surprised by this??? But here is the real question . . . if it's gluten pasta, why do you still have it?? Oh wait . . . I know . . . you've been keeping it around as a conversation piece. Just looking and waiting for that chance to mention that you have penis pasta!! Boy did we walk right into that one!!! Where... -
ARCHIVED Dealing With Schools
Darn210 replied to ryebaby0's topic in Parents, Friends and Loved Ones of Celiacs
1. Does your child have a formal IEP, or 504 -- No. 2. If you have an informal arrangement in your school, was it initiated by you, or the school. Initiated by me . . . consists of access to bathroom as needed, emergency snack sack kept in teacher's closet, advance notification of any planned food activities. 3. Who did you contact when your child... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Or the toaster. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: Didn't you see the picture of the couch?? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Take the ferry fairy phaerie and leave the Southern DisComfort at home. -
ARCHIVED Input Greatly Appreciated
Darn210 replied to JOwens's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
This was supposedly the case with my daughter. She was diagnosed with celiac disease and gastroparesis about a week apart. However she was also on an antacid at the same time and I wondered if that actually was the cause for her slow digestion. The acid reflux appears to be a celiac symptom as that is what happens when she is glutened. Are you still on... -
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Darn210 replied to JOwens's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
If you're a googler, then you've probably already seen this . . . https://www.celiac.com/articles/50/1/Main-C...illi/Page1.html which just adds more weight to the soy theory. If you were mostly gluten free at the time, then your blood test and biopsy could have been affected. -
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Darn210 replied to JOwens's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
Feeling full after very little food and acid reflux are symptoms of gastroparesis. You may want to google that and read up to see if anything else about it fits. How sure are you of the food that you think is gluten free? Rice Dream brand of Rice Milk is NOT OK. Also, check for cross contamination. Are you using scratched up teflon/coated pans? ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Nooooo . . . that took me to some places I didn't want to go . . . -
OH!!! No wonder nobody thinks I'm brilliant!! . . . Aaarrrgh!!! My time keeps reverting back . . . I'll have to look into it a bit more . . . unless someone else has an idea??? Then you can wear the silly brilliant crown.
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
Darn210 replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well . . . I was googling "umbrella shaped like a penis" so that I could offer Patti an idea of how to deal with the torrential rains that are destined to hit her house when I stumbled across these lovely Open Original Shared Link.