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  1. If you've got a couple of minutes......
  2. Ah! I was correct....Seinfeld reference. True Americana!! Who here is a fan of Corner Gas? If you've not seen it, you absolutely MUST. Phunny, phunny, PHUNNYYYYYY. Along the lines of Seinfeld....raucously clever scripts, unforgettable characters, plotlines about absolutely nothing....excellent stuff. We see it here Monday nights @ 9:30 pm. it...
  3. Oh, Susie.....You and David are in my thoughts. It will all be fine, I am sure of it. You are wise to get him in to an eye guy toot sweet. Don't forget the rule, Susie: She can have anything that is lighter/smaller than her head. Susie!! This has never been mentioned....How did you ever manage with Ptaum's award-winning roommate...
  4. It's all good, Amanda! Can't think of a single negative in all of this.....Everyone benefits, particularly Landen, as he'll have you two great caregivers!
  5. I was just out doing the same thing, and now all the snow is starting to melt...it is amazing what is being uncovered. The amount, and the size of each poop. He's a big dog, wif BIG bowels.......
  6. Morning, Sillies! Hey, Amanda...you on here yet? Didn't check..... Sarah, this is terrific!! The world needs more great nurses. You shall breeze through the program and then move here to Ontario, where the nursing shortage is truly dire. Then, you will treat my dad in his final years and we'll all know he's got somebody fantastic wif 'im...
  7. Just about anything on a plate weighs less than DH's head....honestly. A Herculean Head, 'e's got..... OMG.... Actually, this has gotten me thinking...... Do you think there is a market for painted toilets? I mean, fascinating trompe l'oieul effects....mouths that open, manhole covers into sewers, compact disc players that open, etc...
  8. Luuuuurrrrve sleeping on stomach..... Arms akimbo....Gus's massive head on my back....one cat perched on me arse....DH on other side of king-size bed, snoring. This is indeed perplexing. Almost a little.....creepy. What full-blooded doctor-man suggests an outing and a light salad?....I'm getting a bit of that eeeeeewwwwwww feeling.......
  9. AAhh! Green again!! ...a head of cabbage... Did you weigh it? The rule is: if it weighs more than your own head, it is fully ripe and ready for consumption. Yep. Already do...she is SO in for the Laurentians! Well...doesn't it exist into perpetuity on one's hips? Oh!! Only way I can sleep well......
  10. Hey! Cannot find this Hersheys thread...... what section is it in? I'm feeling quite incapable of doing anything, today....would think this task an easy check-off....
  11. Oooooohhhhhhh.....I wanna paint that.......
  12. Amanda, which thread features Ms. Lovely?
  13. Arrrgggghhh....No big updates about dad, guys....drove my mom to the hospital this morning, and discovered that he's being wheeled in for the proceedure right about now...was supposed to start at 9 am. So he's been lying on a gurney in the hallway, probably, all this time. We do not, I repeat, do NOT, have the be-all and end-all in health care up here,...
  14. Top 'o the mornin' to ya, Sillies! (Li'l green leprechaun face)..... And a happy St. Patrick's Day. Good Patrick was the saint of what, anyway? Who has fiery Irish blood coursing close to the surface? My great-great-grandparents on my dad's side were from Dublin, I believe. Nothing that recent....I think most Canadian caucasians don't have to go...
  15. Yep, me too. And it brought about some....fascinating....activities in our Laurentian cabin. As we all sat quietly in front of the fireplace, staring lazily and letting out the odd chortle, I began to speak about the size of DH's head (very large, and appearing even more so since baldness has begun). This caused a few minutes of giggling, then breathless...
  16. I was the Equestrian Acrobatic Consultant on that one. With us it was Barbies and the guys from the Johnny West Series. They were cowboy types, and there were horses available, as well. I had about ten horses, all with moving joints and tack, quite wonderful. Anyways, the Johnny West cowboys had their clothes painted on, so we couldn...
  17. Peeeeterrrr!!! Good afternoon! I have no genitalia furniture to speak of, and only the priaptic earrings. I am going to the hospital this afternoon, so I will keep my eye out for any such adornments and effects that may be there to report back. Penis earrings in the geriatric wing....jeez, dunno about that......
  18. Bev! Looks like it's just you and me in Sillyville this morning. How are you? How's the bp and your other yucky lymie things? It's difficult to tell with you, as you are always in such great spirits....
  19. Mygawd.....and I'd be on a horse the whole time. This'd be a trick...I'm quite a hoverer, but that may even challenge my quad strength and innate balance....
  20. Good Sunday Mornin' All! Well, I lucked in last night...(not sexually, so it wasn't me getting' busy...)...I was out and about, and hardly any posts to catch up on! Everyone was in sync wif me, away from computers getting in some life. Went to a BIG surprise birthday party for my two nephews. Lots of wine, singing, gluttony and merriment. Must go...
  21. Those homes are exquisite!..... ...But I'd need a cleaning lady (or two) to go along with them.....
  22. The King proclaimeth a fine edict..... Not anywhere near skinny. Pretending, but not well. I wanna pretend to be calm....so much easier..... Yes, Alex....only good can come of your brother's diagnosis. Just got unfortunate news from Enterolab--my dad's test is negative all around. I remain convinced that he has trouble with gluten...
  23. I want to effectively pretend to be skinny......
  24. Man, I missed another hilarious flurry of posts last night. I must change my circadian rhythm, somehow, so that I remain awake later. I'll start fooling around with the melatonin capsules I have.... I used to do this with my barbies as a kid....There was a girl in my class whose face frighteningly resembled my Suntan Barbie's face when...
  25. And I wish my dad would get an "official" diagnosis, as well..... Speaking of dad, he's cracking up the nurses, doing impersonations, telling stories to whomever will listen. He does quite well in hospitals, as he's got an ever-changing audience in place.
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