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  1. Bah, I'll never be able to work full-time hours again, now that I've successfully fit multiple daily Silly postings into my life. It just won't fit anymore. I teach 13 hrs. a week...with prep and marking, it's about 20 hrs total. 'Tis a wonderful life..... Tom de-tinkled himself! And right in the middle of a job interview! ...
  2. ....Um......why references to cowbells? This must have been pre page 120, about when I got my Sillyville citizenship. Actually, I think I was an illegal alien, or landed refugee or somefin'....anyways, I dunno WHAT in hell all this cowbell talk is about... OMG.........sigh.....How this vortex really does overtake...everything in one...
  3. Oh!! Amanda, it must be big, happy things, hence the smileys. Hope it's great things.... Did Tom heed my instructions and come in as a green vision, looking for a job just like yours? Patti! Heinous flu.... Take care of yourself. Tom! I see you on here....how'd it go?
  4. Ugh.....well, at least you found out you don't have appendicitis....right? Sooooo.....taking my fan-f*ckin' mother to her periodontal appointment this aft. At least there are no teenaged cashiers or seniors working reception.... She had oral surgery last month, and I'm suddenly wondering if she was using some ...interesting....words while she lay...
  5. It is just unbelievable outside (alas, NOT fan-f*ckin'tastic)....As of 5 am, we now have surpassed the second-highest amount of snow to have fallen in the region over one winter. EVAH. And there's more coming this weekend. To quote my Nan, gotta stop bein' a gloomy Gert.... It's TERRIFIC for skiing!!!!!!!! I can just see me careening...
  6. Gaaaaahhhhh, Peter!!.....Post 1,000.....!!! Here comes da snow.....
  7. Well, great news....absinthe is available in Ontario. Dunno about Ottawa, specifically...I will go searching tomorrow. Must get a small bottle before Friday. This write-up makes me somewhat less excited, howevah: Old-time absinthe contained about 250 parts thujone per million. Compared to what Van Gogh drank, modern absinthe is near-beer...
  8. Me, too. But this is her best..... Yes, Bev....how's the pain?
  9. Hmmmmmm......betcha it won't be early tomorrow......
  10. Bev!! Hope you were kidding about the pain..... ...And I hope it's okay until you get into your doc tomorrow....
  11. Great stuff, Ptaum....particularly for me, as I've been waiting and waiting for the documented connection between celiac and type one diabetes. So there it is--now I can copy this off for my endocrinologist to get him, finally, on board with the "lots of diabetics have celiac...not just a coincidence" school. ....Silly av proudly...
  12. Nikki!!! Such terrific news..... How old is your son? Well, Disneyland is a place where age just doesn't matter....Oh, you must be so happy....!! And one Annie Lennox at her absolute sexiest....in a clinging, sparkly dress, Marilyn-type wig.... Yeah, and great horns.... Absinthian Destruction....this may well describe the...
  13. Hmmmmm...... Got an ex in ma cellar, Situation's truly stellar.... Drinks ma coffee, pays some rent, No sex happening....won't relent!! Now, I'm assuming you won't, Jess...... This is a great idea. S is not a very funny letter, though. G, on the other hand, is hilarious. You should add this, Amanda. ...
  14. Morning, All!! ORACLE PETER! Are you hearing the same forecasts that I AM? 20 cm of you-know-what overnight tonight, and 40 on the weekend??!!!! I did notice this, but it came in under such a flurry of posts, it got lost under my radar....Jess!! What's happening? You cannot allow such intimately personal information to go unannounced...
  15. ...Crap....What in hell are the chances of that? Funk, shmunk....John has a serious substance abuse problem. I really like your idea of moving out, Tom. Easier said than done, I'm certain...but ya gotta look out for number one, and this situation is not good for you. You may even be inadvertently enabling him somewhat.... Gah! Pardon my...
  16. Gorgeous stuff, Janet. I absolutely luuurrrrvvvve cast iron, but it's so expensive....and heavy...so I shall live another day with me brassy stuff.... ...and second-hand smoke, which I'm sure Jeff Healey was inhaling at a tremendous rate, being in jazz clubs and concert venues for years... Well, we all know that my mom would...
  17. Jeff Healey apparently had a rare form of lung cancer that is not brought on by cigarette smoke...he had it as a child, and most recently it had spread. You just don't think of the lungs developing cancer unless one smokes. Ah, but here in Sillyville we DO have STDs.....Super-Titillating Discourse..... Susie said food...
  18. I actually am getting somewhat tired of the brassy stuff around here, as well....what are you replacing it with? Good one, Amanda! Thankfully, you kept our brain this week....think she wouldn't have been as impressed if you'd been without it. What's your new study about? Does it by any chance deal with cognitively healthy seniors who...
  19. Morning, Sillies! One week until our March break...you guys in the States have it this week, n'est-ce pas? How about you chaps across the pond, Nikki...do your students get a (ridiculous) week off in March? Carla! You look beautiful! How could I have missed such culturally-laden comic material? Meant to quote you, Ptaum, on...
  20. Mygawd...... Jeff Healey has died.
  21. AMANDA!! FAN-F*CKIN-TASTIC!! Was there a deluge of coins for you today at the casino? OMG...I'm quite flattered that I could be considered creative enough to make this stuff up...I mean, really, who would concoct a story about their 80-year old mom saying fan-f*ckin-tastic? Man, I should be so imaginative.... Actually, I should get...
  22. .....God, I wish........ DH and our friends think the whole thing hilarious, and cute, even. Mygaaaawwwwdddd......
  23. Hey! Steer Kissey2 your way..... Hell, you can't save something like that just for hen parties....I'm gettin' me one and wearing it to work! Thank GAWD Sophie still thinks boys are disgusting...... So......Must tell you all about my errand trip out with my mom, and the uncomfortable development that has happened...
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