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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hi, Bev! You haven't heard the latest...our yeti's being outfitted in a banana hammock and spending the evening at Patti's.....he's likely there right now... Yeah....it's true....... -
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Okay, Amanda, promise me something right now...If you are working hard, and suddenly feel a POP, like a bullet going through your upper calf.......STOP!! -
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Well, Jack knows all about Squats, and when he read one of David's monosyllabic, interestingly spelled posts, he said, "That is the way I always think a Cro Magnon would have talked". Uuuuuuuggghhhh..........C'mon, guys.....I just ate..... -
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Okay you guys............ Get a (cyber) room!! -
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Yay, Patti!! Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!! -
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He hasn't been in a banana hammock yet....seashells, tux, hockey equipment....this will be a first! -
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PATTI!!! Okay, any time I've tried this, all of the characters move when it's posted and everything is ruined. So, I'll try my little happy face with a party hat on..... GRRRRRRR.... Nope! Had a lovely face all done, posted it and it's all askew. So it's gone. How do I make the characters stay where... -
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Morning, Sillies! Beginning of a busy week, and me a crip....my leg is actually better this morning. Ice does really help, no question. Was hoping perhaps there'd be an interesting bruise forming by now that I could describe to you all. Alas, nuffin'. Yep, the blind guitarist/trumpeteer/SAXOPHONIST! Only saw him pick up a tenor once... -
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Supertramp was always waxing orchestral....hence my love for them. BTW, I'm SO excited.....picked up our tickets for a terrific show comin' next weekend. This guy's got the best Dixieland band around. Jeff Healey, a gifted Torontonian who had a rock ensemble in the eighties, grew up and found his true calling. Cannot wait to see him again! Can't find... -
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...Gad...just looked back at my last post.....all that squished-up, rambling text...blah blah blah....Too much sitting around, waiting for recovery!! I warned youse guys.... -
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Hmmmm.....Ne'er heard of this bloke either. Just another drug-addled artiste..... I knew that Degas featured absinthe in one of his works, but couldn't remember the details. And I was certain that Van Gogh had his problems with the stuff.... Then I Janeted!........ Absinthe -
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Hmmm. Never heard of this pre-Scout category until I Janeted (new verb for comprehensive googling) this: Webelos is a 20 month program for 4th and 5th grade boys to prepare to join a Boy Scout troop while learning outdoors skills and participating in 20 different activity badges. Huh?...... Missed somefin'...... What's la-la land... -
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Yes, whose is this absinthe-soaked work, Ptaum? Not familiar....However, the male figure in front looks suspiciously familiar......like.......maybe.....my dad....... A line to repeat frequently, to ensure that it is the first line that newcomers to this thread are faced with.... "Crap.....PENIS SLINGS? I am SO outta here.... -
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Jeez!! Like lightning..... -
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....Hey, I'm getting a rhythm going..... -
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....Practising..... -
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Okay.......icing said calf every half-hour....LOTSA @!#!!*#!@*!! sitting around, waitin' for the healing...... Cannot stand this...... So! I'll practise my constant post flurry for the big flipover..... -
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Whoa......some serious Oracle takeover, here! Good hints, Janet. We don't allow anything on the wheels except graphite here, as well, but all the graphite in the hall hasn't helped Jack's results....year after year.....Sanding down the axles, huh? Perhaps there are mold lines on my medial gastronemius that I can sand down to prevent this kind of... -
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Yyyyyessss!! Thank you, Janet.....now the tune will be skittering around in my brain all day. It's actually frighteningly portentious...... Tom mentioned that I likely walk Sillily (Now how is that for a new word?), and I would judge that I normally don't. I asked Jack, and he agreed--nothing amusing about my walk. However, just... -
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Happy Sunday morning, guys! Peter! You were involved in this great organization? Jack is very involved in Cubs. The Rally is coming up...Oracle Peter, what secrets can you give us for producing the winning car? More weight, of course....more streamlined? A hidden fan, or engine? You're on, Dougie! Yep... -
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Oui, Pierre, c'est ca. Mais........we in the Valley are getting five inches. Gaaaad... p.s. Peter, please accept my apologies for dissing one of your organs. I'm sure you have a lovely pancreas. And your lungs, certainly, must be commendable....and your liver! Quite comely, I would wager. -
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Yes...this continues to sicken me somewhat when I think of it. Alex, how can one accidentally lick a phone receiver? I can see dropping it, or getting spit on it. Licking just seems so....intentional.... I've gotten somewhat accustomed to Jack's sudden arbitrary and bang-on knowledge. He'll suddenly tell me the mixture needed of parts... -
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Peter! Yes, too sweet for your palate, but more importantly, far too sweet for your uselsess pancreas. Pardon me, I'm sure you have a lovely pancreas, but like mine, it ain't functioning. -
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Gaaaaahhhhh.....(Grossed-out face emoticon). And the frightening part is that hovering will do nothing to protect you from this particular stomach-churning act... -
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Happy Saturday Morning, All! Gaahhh...All this waxing about liquers and cider.... Haven't been able to ever indulge, with the sugar content being what it is. Sigh............I'm such a pedestrian....drinker...dry white wine. Well, champagne. Bloody Marys. But I want The Phaerie.... Yes, Jack is a funnny little kid...very much an old...