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He could certainly be part of our reading...capital idea! His commanding English voice, reading through our discourse.... Or: "Excuse me, young minion...Please remove this piece of unfortunate fecal matter from my backside. Then: I shall need a treat, my indoor lavatory must be cleaned, and....of course! My pillow plumped. Now... -
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I well know this look, coming from Gus...but as you can imagine, it's not li'l poo chunks, with him...... Glad I do not get this look and movement from any other members of my family....quite undignified picture, imagining DH approaching me this way..... -
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Better still...look someone square in the eye and with one brow curiously raised, state, "Actually, I'm in my "B"s...." You'll have three mill, Ptaum...ya git yerself a great pair o' shades..... Great ring to it.... But I must add to this marquee: With a group reading by authors in The Silly... -
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This is a terrific categorization idea. I'm officially into my "F"s..... And I miss my "T"s..... -
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Good Moooorrrrninng, Ma Sillies! I'm always somewhat relieved when I check our thread in the morning and there hasn't been a mad flurry of posts the night before, as when this happens the very real possibility exists of me being late for work responding... Nope. No wiggle room, here. Could be olive green for a day, emerald, neon.... -
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Oh, Yyyyyesss!! Susie comes visiting!! Gaaaahhhhh! Oh, I'm so there! So, was lying on Jack's bed saying goodnight, and while we were chatting about his day, and what's happening in Sillyville, he decided to put out a second offer: (So funny...how and why does he come up with all this?)... THREE MILLION, tax free. In return, must... -
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IS IT GREEN??!! -
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... Ooooooooohhhh......David....Do tell!....... Yer secret's safe with us.......Honestly! -
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Speaking of greenness, and school, when my DD was in grade two I drove her up to school one morning as she complained of a "swirly tummy" and constantly pleaded to stay home and watch movies. I stopped in front of the school, she opened the car door, complaining and whining, got out and trudged to the school door. I started to pull away and as I glanced... -
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Man, that must be wonderful. We've got one kind, La Messagere, and it's only available in Quebec. It's also, according to DH, no screaming hell. He now accompanies me in a nightly glass of dry white. He is slowly becoming a girly-man with this dietary change....lots more veggies through the day, very little bread, and HARDLY ANY PHARTING!! Five or six... -
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About....uh....(thinking back).....a year. I am also highly sensitive to coloUR combos, so this condition of "greenest green only" gave me pause, as well. But Susie...it's a million bucks! BARRY MANILOW!!! BIG GREEN BARFY FACE!!!! I really did believe that I was the only one who thought that this very average... -
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No, I'd wager he'd consider this a deal of sorts, and therefore the money wouldn't be winnings, but more like a salary for doing a job--wearing complete green every minute of every day. I had been explaining income tax to him a while ago, and he was sharp enough to say at the very beginning, "It would actually be, like, one million, five hundred thousand... -
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Good Morning, Nikki!...It's now well into the afternoon for you... Sarah's back! You must take another run at the throne at 800...gad, it could be in a week the way pages have been flying along here.... Whoa........DEEP.......... In this country, ain't nuthin' tax free......... ...Um....you guys are taking shifts... -
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Ah! My apologies, too, Julie! Somefin' about Neil Diamond, I guess...brings out the nasty in me... How about Neil Diamond, all in green? Gaaaahhhh........ -
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Jack just told me that he had been thinking about his question, and has now decided that he would ABSOLUTELY take the million bucks and spend life in green. Hell, he's an eleven-year old boy, he has no idea...Head to toe green, ALL DAY EVERY DAY, TILL DEATH? Gawd........ -
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Bev!! I missed you video post, somehow. Must go back.... Tom!! Missed your First Official Proclamation, as well. Um.....do all subjects need to be partaking in the Magic Phairie to partake in the ceremony? As token alehouse slattern, I suppose I should be pressing for this...this is kind of what we do. Like, all day.... Perhaps I'll wear green....... -
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Oh, Great Emperor! Please unshackle thy restraints, and ranteth!....(I'm just a curious minion...wanna know yer spin on WHO is the REAL Jazz Singer)! I asked for clarification on these points: -Only green. NO other coloUrs permitted. -The clothing would be supplied. (Uh, Jack did not specify by WHOM)...... Do you guys... -
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Ah, JacquIe! You're one of the young, limber Sillies! It's 53-year ol' Scooter we have to keep helping up..... -
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NO! NO! A thousand times, NO! He ain't my jazz singer. THE Jazz Singer was Jolson. Period. Okay....just an interjection into this fine discussion of musical tastes...it can be ignored, and music talk can continue, but I had an urge to share: On our way back from Jack's aikido lesson, he suddenly said from the back seat, "Mommy....would you take... -
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WHOOOOAAAAA....I left the thread at approximately just before two to finish the laundry (Patti!), thinking that because there was still about thirteen posts to go until Grand Flipover, I'd have a good shot. Clicked back on at 2:07, and you were at the BOTTOM of page 700! Man, no fair...... ALL HAIL KING THOMAS THE..... Brave? Good? Tank Engine... -
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Hear, hear. Somefin' about the way that man sings...with such emotion and believability, passionate piano-playing.... He is definitely on my Top Five People With Whom You'd Like to Spend an Hour. No need, Tom. I'll ask Jack when he's home from school...get back to ya... Thanks fer comin', David! ... -
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OMG........This is the end of civilization...... Janet, I must mention that your french fry story reminded me of the few (like, maybe one or two) times I awoke after a night of great sorority partying with some interesting food items beside my bed, half-eaten. When did I get them? Why didn't I eat them all? Why did I choose processed meat and Dream... -
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Amanda! Are you fifty, or somefin'? The Doors were a little before my time, even...but I vaguely remember hearing psychedelic-type stuff, and perhaps Jim Morrison's drunken slur, coming from my big bro's room...and interesting smells...... -
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Snowy morning, here....But what else is new?....... That would be a dream for me...catching both of them in one concert. Elton was here about three summers ago and I didn't make it...I believe we had booked holidays before the concert date was announced. Music is such a powerful link to vivid memory, isn't it? I hear many of Elton's... -
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Just watching Larry King....Elton John's on. What a truly remarkable man....such a brilliant artist--I am astounded anew each time I listen to his music, or to his thoughts on life. Speaking of drinking, he still takes life day to day stuggling to stay clean and sober. I didn't realize that he'd battled so with drugs. Anyways....he's a true knight! Carry...