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    Tell me about it.... I'm in my flannel jammies....sigh.......
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    Yes!!! Jackie O!!!.......
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    Gahhhh! Another awesome pimped photo!...Didn't even notice....duuuuuuhhhh.... I could put my bottle of absinthe up Bev's horse's nose or sumfin'.....
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    Janet, is that you on that lovely chestnut filly? (Just looks like a girl horse to me...) You look adorable and horsey at the same time. So it seems that now is the time to post any pics we might have of ourselves on a horse. Must go looking through Walmart frame department tonight....
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    OMG.....Yes, you most certainly SHOULD. Have a swig, then march over to the b!tch's cubie (woman who called you a stalker) and you'll easily be able to tell her that she has a face like a can of worms, or sumfin'..... It's great stuff for dat....
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    Yes, it is amazing how people appear in our lives and then just make a fit...and they stay...sometimes not for a long time, but even the individuals whom I have intersected with only briefly somehow seem to need to be there.... Especially my golf instructor. Man, there is someone who needs, I mean needs, to be there. Patti! Um.....on...
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    Okay, so in this one I was trying to look relaxed and sexy, on the effects of the phaerie....(cracking self up)......instead, I look a drunken middle-aged Cindy Crawford wannabe, about to finish off the bottle. Note to self: stick with teaching and painting.... Admission: I guessed on the adjective form. Very well summarized...
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    A new kinda slot machine.....some trick indeed!! Crap...okay the next one will be very staid, normal....no penis earrings. I spent that same hour not confused, but celebratory, cheering my Ottawa Senators to a 3-0 win over the Habs. Yessss......! Man, Peter...I bet this spectacular amount of snow has made...
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    Mornin', Sillies! Gawd, such frenetic priaptic humour yesterday, and well into the wee hours! And it all began with Bev's vaginal sofa. Would anyone really be comfortable (mentally, at least) sitting on/in that thing? More ergonomically acceptable than a penis chesterfield, I suppose.... Never worn them to work. Or office parties. Or to...
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    Or, they'll think that absinthe is one of those hidden sources of gluten that appears on ingredient lists. I found some absinthe in the Laurentians sounds like a warning, particularly with a pic of me as a wasted shell lying by the toilet. I found it, and look what it did to me. Stay away from Laurentians, or make certain it is absinthe-free!
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    Yes.......take a close look at that self-portrait avatar I've got up here right now. Those are men's boot-cut jeans......was no one looking?
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    Um........you can do this when married. Trust me.
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    I actually had some of this, as well, a few years ago, given to me by my best and craziest friend. It seemed like such a waste, cooking and eating something that was so shockingly hilarious. I wondered about donating it to the kids' kindergarten class for macaroni picture art projects....but I figured that the school staff may not have the same sense of...
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    Um....yeah, something that will never be said about me in my current av. Gad, time for a new pic.........
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    Yep. What a gorgeous girl....
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    Oh, C'mon, guys! Totally believable. Young and foolish...y'know.....Probably one of the less exciting things I've found myself doing. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT NOBODY ELSE HERE HAS EVER OWNED PENIS CLOTHING/ACCESSORIES??! She took it out of a Walmart frame. It is, in fact, Ms. Bullock. I put it in there.
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    I know, I know...... And those moderators who are not regulars in Sillyville probably just roll their eyes and think, "Well....if we just ignore them, perhaps they will go away...." ...Just don't mention Altoids......
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    Peter, what searching you've done!! Mygawd..... Actually, no. Mine are hanging, um, the other way....like they do on a man who is....um....(love this word and simply MUST say it)....flaccid. Gad, I'm thinking I should just put up a new avatar.....me in my penis earrings.....
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    Bev!! How can you ever be bored?! You are so un-boring...I cannot imagine how this happens... You crazies, travelling off piste..... Yep. And it's only good for thirty-second rain showers. You'll need a cigarette when you take it down.....
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    OMG....Now I am really starting to wonder about myself......I don't find the bar/circumsized penii (plural form of penis)/debate incident unbelievable at all. Doesn't anybody else have a life like mine???!!
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    Yes! And I put them there!! OMG....Imagine the size o' the....y'know......Gah!!! Never mind......... YES!! They're both extremely BUSY. Has nothing whatsoever to do wif me. Honest. ASPECT RATIO!! That's a golf term!!! No, wait.....waist to hip ratio.....radial acceleration....um.....forget it...
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    ME TOO! 'Tis a dream of mine, to be at all three of them before I die.... Exactement. This is why I'm putting myself through these impossible, frustrating lessons - so I''ll have something I can do when I'm seventy. No, eighty. It's just so big and....scary. Here are some throw cushions you could incorporate: http...
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    Amanda, thank gawd you don't need it today...I have a great deal of mental processing to do...parking @ hospital, keeping knees, elbows and wrists appropriately lined up in a peripheral arc for my backswing....you know, the regular stuff. OMG.....great stuff. Bev, you should be golfing with Jack and I. Honest to gawd,...
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    Morning, all! Well, another busy day ahead...what with both parents being sick, both kids being home on March break, work in the a.m., yada yada ya.....Gad, I'm only one woman!... So, along with all of the running around yesterday, The Ripper and I managed to squeeze in a beginner semi-private golf lesson (!). This is a truly admirable sport,...
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    Very likely....or could refer to the feeling it generates....Whilst tippling, I felt....rather....absent, somehow... It certainly made my heart grow fonder.
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