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  1. elye
    Good Worm-free morning, Psills! (Have SO often wanted to greet friends with this salutation, but have never had a time that fit.. ..!) Nothing is wrong wif 'im, thank gawd. The heartworm test is given every two years to make certain the disease is not present, so that preventative meds can continue (apparently it can be dangerous for dogs to...
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    You know, I'm so happy and relieved that it's just like I got a false positive on a pregnancy test... . . ....
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    Well.. . . . . .... ... FALSE POSITIVE!!!!! :) :) The vet assistant called this evening with the results.... . . . . ..my vet is calling me tomorrow to answer any questions I might have. I ain't got no questions - - I'm just too happy. ...... . .. Tired. And HAPPY! Glad to hear...
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    Thanks for all the kind words, guys. . . . . . .. ..youse is the best. . .. . .. .. No phone call today. Tomorrow, methinks. .. .......
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    Well, Psills.. . . ...I have some news that is making me really sad. We have found out that Charlie, our big, loveable rescue that we've had since October, has heartworm. This is a horrible diagnosis - - symptoms don't appear until there are a lot of worms in the heart, and by this time the treatment is long, very expensive, and can kill the dog depending...
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    Well, Kerrighnne, perhaps next time you will hesitate before passing such negative judgment on our puns and wordplay -- that little, sudden page trick was just a warning, and demonstrates simply an iota of what we can carry out.. . . ... ..... Dear gawd... . . . . . . ... :lol: The Fake Wen.. . . . .....this sounds like a red...
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    BEVEL'S TOWN IS HOSTING A SPERM FESTIVAL! Mygawd... .. . .. ....Bev, are you the Grand Marshall? Are there rides? A spermy midway?? .. . . I can only imagine what the stage performances involve.. .. .... Glad to hear that Simon is gonna be okay, Bevvie. Simon's Blocked Urethra. Sounds like a Broadway show! ...
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    Rah-chyelle... . . ....you are such a together person, for having been through so much!
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    The answer is e).. . . adult film star......... .. . .. . .. How did he/she ever manage to become a porn star?
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    Gah! :lol: Superb.. . . ...only the Aussies.. .. .....!!
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    CRAP! It's always busy!! Word's gotten out. . . . . . ...!!
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    .. . . .Crap.....never mind that they smell like sperm. Old sperm, at that. Not that new sperm has any more pleasant an aroma. Actually, I begin to think of newly-cut grass, which to me does take on this same aroma. Why do these things all smell alike? The reek of fecundity? Something that gets the guys out cutting their lawns? Speaking of fecundity...
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    Computer issues, teen issues, son issues, husband issues, menstrual issues, my nosy fr*ckin' neighboUr issues, gotta-host-another-baby-shower issues, forgetful mother issues, I-cannot-find-matching-blue-socks issues, strange-looking-mole-on-my-shoulder issues.... . .....wine is the balm that eases ALL of these, 'twould seem.... . .. WELL!...
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    Dat is phunnee! The good thing about a swimming prosthetic is that I suppose it can be custom-built for the water, unlike our legs. It could just be one big flipper! And Pahteeigh's here! Sorry to hear about your back! But this.. . . .... . . I have often wondered about meselph. Do we have a second, auxiliary cervix embedded in...
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    Gooooood Morning, Psills! I have been wondering the same thing..... . . . ... . . .I think that NO ONE'S absence is more felt, more obvious, than our Pahteeigh's... ....Hell, she IS PSILLYVILLE. Actually, she is the ENTIRE PHORUM. Hope all is okay down her way. . . .. .. . .... Actually, true to form, there...
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    OMG, Kherrrighne.... .. PHAB recap! SO much funny stuff happens 'round here!
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    Hi, Sooooozle!! We have all been wondering and wondering about you. How is every little thing? Where is this thread that you are commandeering?
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    Yes! I've been wondering how Rah-shyellle's weekend is going. Beach and many bottles of Wodka -- this would be a VERY bad combination for me... .... especially if I had my little kids around me, as I would be ignoring them completely and, well, things like DROWNING can transpire. Thank gawd I had no kids back when I was able to hang out in the blistering...
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    Jyesss! We didn't get any crazed, cryptically-spelled posts last evening... . . .....yoo u aere not humngovherr, arr youul?
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    Leeeesargh! Before you fraternize with these gentlemen, try to find out if they have large plastic penises on their work desks. .. . . . .... Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh, the unforgettable Jamie MacGregor. . . . . . .... . ... . ..been a few years since I read the series, but I'll never forget him. ....... .......((((sigh))))... I can give you...
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    Holy crap.... .......a big plastic PENIS on the man's desk down the hall?? Wow, I just had to put that in big letters,. and I don't believe that I have to say anything more. Not one more word. This sentence stands alone - - there is nothing to add, nothing more I could possibly say. :lol: Jeez, I didn't think it could get much funnier than...
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    Okay. . .. . ..... .. . NO PSILLINESS 'ROUND HERE...... . . . .... I am at the library, checking my email, bank stuff.....and, of course, the goings-on here. Computer problems @ home, and after spending two hours on the phone with Joe geek at our server centRE, it appears that the problem is related to the phone line. That means Bell Canada. Lord...
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    GoOOoood Morning, Psillies! Yup, it's strange computer happenings 'round here.... .... . .'tis like my internet connection has been watered down or stretched out er sumfin'.. . . ..no apparent malware or virus issues that I can detect, just a sudden agonizing slooooooooow-ness of everything -- page loading, emails coming and going. . ... ... . .it is...
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    Hanh?? Another double. .... . ....?.... . .. ... .. A double double.. . ... . . ....?? I'm having computer hiccups.. . .. . ....I smell a computer geek visit.
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    Oh, man.... . . . ......click to enlarge.. . . . . . ........ were I to have a button like that in real life.... . . . .... Those cookie cutters are fascinating.... .. . . ..there are four different sizes - - small to extra-large. When you pass around a plate of those cookies, it must be very interesting to see A) everyone's initial...
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