Omg...i Might Be On To Something

[DingoGirl]

oh we definitely need a chocolate intervention! I am wondering - - do you all, who are sensitive to histamines, sneeze a lot? because I never really sneeze any more, since allergies are gone (hay fever reactions, which mostly left when I moved to Monterey)....

[Guest Robbin]

...but, I only ate five today....(said in a small voice)....

our pleasures are few....should I start drinking again? or maybe I should give ROBERT a call?

HOLD IT STOP THE PRESSES, ER MOUSES.. ROBERT!? Eat the nuggets....Please, eat the nuggets.... Remember, Robert, Bad, Robert, Bad, Repeat.

AnnieDingo-tell mommy no, no, bad girl

Where is that Southern man we were talking about way back on page 1,098 or something like that?

Shirtless construction workers must all know how to wolf whistle. Dave can you whistle?

Oh, yeah, Rachel knows Scott Peterson and she also used to date Brad Pitt. You must not REALLY know her, Dave, lol

edit-hi rinne, I know exactly what you mean - histamine foods seem to be addictive and cause a momentary "rush" of energy for me before the "ugh" sets in.

[TheDave]

HOLD IT STOP THE PRESSES, ER MOUSES.. ROBERT!? Eat the nuggets....Please, eat the nuggets.... Remember, Robert, Bad, Robert, Bad, Repeat.

AnnieDingo-tell mommy no, no, bad girl

Where is that Southern man we were talking about way back on page 1,098 or something like that?

Shirtless construction workers must all know how to wolf whistle. Dave can you whistle?

Oh, yeah, Rachel knows Scott Peterson and she also used to date Brad Pitt. You must not REALLY know her, Dave, lol

edit-hi rinne, I know exactly what you mean - histamine foods seem to be addictive and cause a momentary "rush" of energy for me before the "ugh" sets in.

Whistle? sure.... just regular though...I can't do it with my fingers in my mouth really loud

Brad Pitt? I don't know if that's Rachel's kind of guy....I guess I don't know her that well.

[DingoGirl]

HOLD IT STOP THE PRESSES, ER MOUSES.. ROBERT!? Eat the nuggets....Please, eat the nuggets.... Remember, Robert, Bad, Robert, Bad, Repeat.

AnnieDingo-tell mommy no, no, bad girl

Where is that Southern man we were talking about way back on page 1,098 or something like that?

just makin' sure we all had our priotities straight....I am not going to ABUSE the nuggets and don't worry, no calls to Robert.....

Dang, I forgot Rachel actually DATED Brad Pitt.....was that before or after Angie?

[TheDave]

oh we definitely need a chocolate intervention! I am wondering - - do you all, who are sensitive to histamines, sneeze a lot? because I never really sneeze any more, since allergies are gone (hay fever reactions, which mostly left when I moved to Monterey)....

Monterey is really nice! I enjoy the cold overcast mornings sometimes.... I didn't look at your location but b/c of the dingo's, I assumed you were down under! haha!

[Guest Robbin]

I think it was during, Angie (Rachel calls her that) was off on some hair-brained trip to help someone or something in Africa, remember? Rachel had to break it off, though because of his gluten eating habits and auxigro "problem".

[TheDave]

just makin' sure we all had our priotities straight....I am not going to ABUSE the nuggets and don't worry, no calls to Robert.....

Dang, I forgot Rachel actually DATED Brad Pitt.....was that before or after Angie?

I think it was after she dated Angie

I think it was during, Angie (Rachel calls her that) was off on some hair-brained trip to help someone or something in Africa, remember? Rachel had to break it off, though because of his gluten eating habits and auxigro "problem".

...yes, many studies later, it has been proven and proven again that auxigro is in no way made for body parts.....dumb Brad

[DingoGirl]

Monterey is really nice! I enjoy the cold overcast mornings sometimes.... I didn't look at your location but b/c of the dingo's, I assumed you were down under! haha!

no, am back in the homeland (Fresno), lived in MOnterey for 7 years...moved back....what was I thinking....

dang, even the Village Idiot has his signature already, I had better do something.....

[christine 25]

HI Christine,

I'm a little confused....it seems that your main complaint is the jaw/tooth pain, buuuut....you're not Celiac and not eating gluten-free....is your goal to eliminate all gluten? Just wondering if we're the ones to best help you...good luck!

Im not offended by your remark, actually it makes sense. I'm confused too. My situation is that Im sensitive to everything including gluten. Im not gene positive for celaic either, I have other antibodies to thyroglobulin, and TRsab (endocrine stuff) that have shown up tho, so what am I doing here?

I guess Im searching for support, for things that work, and so far eliminating gluten has helped a little bit.

Im not trying to put pressure on anyone to fix my problems, thats somthing I have to do myself, It does help to be told, Hey! dont eat that its going to make you sick,,, I kind of wish I had someone to do that. My family is not supportive, and I keep my "issues" to myself dont tell freinds about them, because they all think they know whats wrong try to give advice and ask me if im feeling better all the time, and im not and i feel like it lets people down, so I keep it to myself. This is a place for me to vent!

Somtimes I have a little devil sitting on my shoulder, I need to listen to the angel, thats telling me to stay away from the food that bothers me. I resond well to that, if somone says, stop eating that!!!!!! i also like positive renforcement that im doing my best. which I am. I work 3 jobs, paying for school myself, live alone, parents are divorced I see them once a year, dont have their support, and going through chronic pain and fatigue, etc, im only 25. But cant think about it, get too depressed.

woe as me,,,, lol. im ok. In a way I created my own situation.

What I see in common is that You guys are all on restrictive diets to heal and maintain health, so thats what I am trying to accomplish too, even if what Im saying about teeth and jaw pain and heavy metals, thryoid, etc. doesnt make a connection with anyone, it still helps to vent to you guys. I think we all have different problems that are unique anyway and we bring our own personality and style to the community.

[AndreaB]

Clearly a necessity...but please just remember.....there are a handful of women contruction workers too! Can't be discriminating in Rachelville now can we?

I think not.

-Dave

Dave,

Just a reminder....you're far outnumbered here and if the women want shirtless construction workers, they got them. But....if we have single guys that want cute construction women, I'm sure they can be found.

You better be nice to me....I'm in charge of the town list.

[TheDave]

no, am back in the homeland (Fresno), lived in MOnterey for 7 years...moved back....what was I thinking....

dang, even the Village Idiot has his signature already, I had better do something.....

Ehhh, Fresno is hot!

I was looking at houses not to far off from Herndon/Nees. More so right into Clovis though.... I was thinking of buying and renting, but I don't think the rent will justify for the mortgage

Oh well ...

[TheDave]

Dave,

Just a reminder....you're far outnumbered here and if the women want shirtless construction workers, they got them. But....if we have single guys that want cute construction women, I'm sure they can be found.

You better be nice to me....I'm in charge of the town list.

Ok Ok, I'll be nice.... so do you know how to work the pneumatic nailer?

[AndreaB]

Read all the pages and each time you want to reply to a post, click on quote....then when you finally hit reply when youre done, it will show all the quotes in your reply box!

Hey thanks Dave. I didn't know that either. Learn something every day on this thread.

[TheDave]

I'm spinaching my pants

Hmmm....

[Rachel--24]

Am I gluten free....well I don't have to be, and I'm sure we can all agree if we don't have to be, we won't be!

Such words have never been spoken here in R-Ville!!

He is rebelling already....

Maybe he will be joining Vincent as the town trouble-maker.

[AndreaB]

...but, I only ate five today....(said in a small voice)....

our pleasures are few....should I start drinking my wine again? or maybe I should give ROBERT a call?

You don't give us very good choices do you.

I would definately pick the chocolate over the other choices.

Stay clear of bad influences girl. This is a case of the lesser evil.

[TheDave]

Such words have never been spoken here in R-Ville!!

He is rebelling already....

Maybe he will be joining Vincent as the town trouble-maker.

Well you know it is in my personality to rebel.... I don't mean to stir such a perfect R'ville though. Do you own your own Ice Cream Store in Rachelville slacker?

[Rachel--24]

You're in trouble darlin'...... haha

Have you not yet noticed that the vast majority here suffer from memory lapses....some even make stuff up as they go (Donna, for instance...calling power outtages Brown Outs)....you cant possibly believe every word written here.

[TheDave]

Have you not yet noticed that the vast majority here suffer from memory lapses....some even make stuff up as they go (Donna, for instance...calling power outtages Brown Outs)....you cant possibly believe every word written here.

Ok true story guys.... The other day Rachel and I were hanging out and she had to like stop the conversation to explain to me what the difference between a brownout and a blackout was....and then told me she learned it here....so don't feel bad Donna....you're awesome! haha

Oh and Rach....you finally finished reading those pages huh....seems like you're up to speed now

[AndreaB]

edit post-irrevelant.

[Guest Robbin]

Christine, we are all on a quest for wellness here and of course you can vent. In between the laughs here are some very serious issues and we are all trying to find answers to help each other. Sometimes it seems like I have not made much progress, but when I look back to where I was less than a year ago it is amazing. Our expectations rise as we reach a new level of wellness and when we have setbacks, it is soo frustrating. You are on the right track. It is like our own personal mysteries that we have to find the clues day by day.

[TheDave]

Celia, where are you?

:

Rachelville Rich farmland by the ocean, with mountains at our back to provide fresh spring water. (this is going to be a very pretty place!)

Population (not sure haven't counted)

Rachel: President; Building and Landscape Advisor; Shopping consultant; Ice cream maker

Patti: Vice President and Teacher assistant; Decor Advisor

Julie: Governor; Village ambassador and queen

Miamia: Lt. Governor 1; Chef

Chelsea: Lt. Governor 2; Chef; Stand up Comic; Florist

Andrea: Mayor; Teacher; Treasurer: Mother Hen

Donna: Secretary; Security; Shopping Consultant; Pest patrol and dingo-dog flea controller (if needed)….it’s Rachelville after all

Cecile: Newscaster; Town Comic

Susan: Secretary; Garden Color Coordinator; Town Comic; Trail guide/hiker/climber assistant

Robbin: Book store attendant; Assistant Decor Advisor; Trail guide/hiker/climber

Rinne: Chef; Community Events Coordinator; Book store attendant; Juice bar operator

Meredith: Village adventurer/researcher, who travels to distant lands to bring back news and information

Cissi: Minister of Defense in charge of auxigro detecting geese and dingo-ish dogs; Town Raconteur; Literary reader around campfire or fireplace for the citizens of Rachelville; History teacher Distinguished Chair of Celiac Literary and Historical Oddities dept.; Town matriarch

Vincent: Computer Tech; Town hero; Rule breaker

Ryan: Handy-man, general fixer upper; Language teacher

Picard: Coach (for community sports); Diver for all our sea food

Tavi: Town bum, with the off time duty of raking leaves off paths in the fall; Cornshucker; Minister of tumbleweeds on outskirts of village

Lisa: Senator

Judy: Landscape helper; Bookstore helper; Librarian

Evie: Cow and goat milkers; Bookstore helper; Librarian

Armetta: Helper with Evie for cows and goats; Bookstore helper; Librarian

Alison: Music teacher

Tony (Cecile‘s hubby): captain for any water craft, so he can take Picard out for diving.

Mitch (Andrea‘s hubby): truck driver, so he can haul whatever we need. Rachelville Paradise golf course driver. (also can be used by golfers when a driver is needed. Putt Putt.) Rachelville Paradise SSTEE (Seaboard, Steamtrain Excursion Engineer) (Providing service to all points NESW to the greater R’ville community…..All Aboard!)

Nikki: Cosmotologist, hair dresser

Lynne: Physical Therapist; Assistant Cornshucker; Stand up Comic; Florist; Story Teller

Jeny: Animal caretaker/veterinarian

Liz: PE Teacher

Beverly: English teacher; Trail guide/hiker/climber lead

Karen: Counselor

Carla: Social Director

Adam (Carla‘s hubby): Town comic

Dave (Lynne‘s hubby): Ship designer and defender of the downtrodden

Jim: Maker of boxes for precious collectibles

Dave (The): Town Idiot with the side job of keeping the tumbleweeds at bay; Rule Breaker

Damn! I got tumbleweed duty....I'm not a bum, I swear! haha....

ROFL @ Dave (The)

In my best James Bond (Sean Connery) voice..... "Dave, The Dave"

[Rachel--24]

ROFL....Rachel, why aren't you correcting these misconceptions? Believe me....you'd be blind if I took off this here shirt! haha.

Umm...yes...ladies, we will all be needing our sunglasses if this were ever to occur....

Some of us here in R-Ville have very sensitive eyes....those of you who are sensitive may want to remain indoors or at least avoid construction sites where "Shirtless Dave" may be working.

Just a friendly advisor!

Hmmm...as President I dont want anyone suffering any permanent damage...therefore I may need to put up warning signs when appropriate. Remember SAFETY MATTERS!

[Canadian Karen]

Ok Ok, I'll be nice.... so do you know how to work the pneumatic nailer?

I do, I am the resident "female do-it-yourselfer fix everything including the kitchen sink, toilets, building verandas, etc." Rachelvillian. Although, I would much rather feign stupidity and sit back and watch a shirtless construction worker give me personal lessons on how hard the nailer can pound it in........

SLAPPING MY HANDS!!!!!

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! JUST GOT THE NEWSFLASH OVER THE WIRE THAT TONIGHT IS INDEED A FULL MOON!!!! All those who are predisposed to being affected by such moon (okay, I see MANY, MANY hands up!), don your straightjackets immediately!!!!!

[TheDave]

Dave, Do not mess with Andrea. She is our mother-hen and she can make you the town jailbird if you are not careful!!!! She has that kind of power . Scared, are ya? Anyway, the more I see your posts, the more I think you are not an idiot. I think you are an idiot "poser", lol.

Of course I'm scared

Poser....I think not! hmph!