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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
When my mom turned sixty she informed me that she was now in her "S"s. I like the idea. Covers a lot of ground.

So I'm in my "F"s.

Alot depends on your accent....a cockney can make the the 'th's' sound like 'f's' yer know, thus FOOLING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! ..........but wait :unsure: .......WHY would you do that???? :blink: and make yourself OLDER??!!!!

GAD!!!....please ignore me :lol:


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tom Contributor
Nope. No wiggle room, here. Could be olive green for a day, emerald, neon....just gotta put it all on and wear it.

Seriously .. . I NEED the exemption for the "ouch my freaking EYES hurt" bright greens!!!!!

Are yesterday's clothes retrieved by the Color Guard, so to speak?

<snicker snicker - where'd that come from>

Is there no washing involved?

I'll wear dirty, yet pain-free, garments if I can get away w/ THAT.

....Are they in cahoots? Kissey and the Ripper (Now there's our next garage band moniker)?

YES!!!!!!

Kissey & The Ripper

backed by

Shades of Green

LOVE IT!!!!!!

Or is it a Batman & Robin style over-affectionate crime-fighter & wee sidekick??????

When my mom turned sixty she informed me that she was now in her "S"s. I like the idea. Covers a lot of ground.

So I'm in my "F"s.

Oooooooooooo! That works for me too!

Specific numbers don't hold the significance they once did.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Daughter's birthday a little while back . . . she turned seven and said . . . "I can't believe I'm almost 10!!!"

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Poppers and flappers :lol::lol: .....from NO WHERE!!!!!!! :lol:

Kissey and the Ripper :lol:

Excellent title...although......

Kitty Will and the cling -on's might be an alternative if the above name is taken (wee Will having a few constipation issues with butt scooting involved!! :lol::lol: )

DingoGirl Enthusiast
After much mullin' .......

The term right size is troubling me :unsure: .......... I mean WHO determines the right size......*I* might be having a fat day and need to wear baggy emerald LEVI DUNGAREES (Thorm-us!!!!!!).......several days of starvation later and I will feel like a supermodel & want to sashay around in 'Buckingham' green capri pants (slightly bemused tilt of the head)

:lol:

I am just so jealous that Nicola gets to be British and throw out POSH sentences like this.....I mean, we don't even get to SAY Buckingham green........ :lol:

LOL, LOL, Wackl commence - Stand back and watch Susie go INTO MELT DOWN at the very thought of a trip ;)

I know. The cOeliac, insomniatic, cranky traveler........ :lol: :lol: :lol: (but so far - every single thing is somehow fun and easier and perfect wif David :wub: ) :ph34r:oops - sorry - being sickening again, am I?

B & B - - Tom can probably explain it but it's the TASTIEST nightcap.......I told my mom that I'd gotten some - someone passed it to me on a camping trip years ago and I never forgot it....and she siad - Oh! That's what your father always ordered after dinner! :)

Kitty Will and the cling -on's might be an alternative if the above name is taken (wee Will having a few constipation issues with butt scooting involved!! :lol::lol: )

:lol: IN the US, we call those phecal hangers-on "dingleberries..........." :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Kissey and the Ripper :lol:

Excellent title...although......

That's starting to sound like a sit-com now.

tom Contributor
BTW Ptaum - - Kissey and I are leaving for San JOse this Saturday before 9 a.m to pick up a rug and some other home accoutrements from my friend in Willow Glenn. That's fun, right? But not so much.......we have to INSTANTLY turn around to be at a wine tasting in Madera that runs from 12 to 4. :blink: So no absinthe, no Tom, we barely have 15 minutes to say hi to my "family" there..............but we'll be back. ;)

Awwwwwwwww

<susiee nneeds to start leavinng that extra N out of Willow Glen>

As long as neither of you are comPLETEly addicted to some specific Starbucks candy-bar-in-a-cup concoction, I MUST ask - nay PLEAD - that if getting coffee for the ride back, go to the FAR superior coffee house across the street from WG starbucks.

In-house roasting, as much art as science, produces an incomparable brew.

It's got a stupid name now, imo, but it's just 3 doors up from the corner. Can't miss it. :) :) :)

********

You'd be just 10-12min away from an Absinthe'd BevMo. :wacko:

See ya next time. ;):) (will I need insulin er somefin seeing you two in person?)

Kissey and The Ripper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: excellent new band of the Silly Yak Cult Thread...... First big hit: "It's Not Easy Being Green....."

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
<_< No, that Stinker is staying mum about it. Alas, I didn't try too hard. It's kinda fun wondering about surprises............

Yeah--I don't blame you....all the wondering and build up is fun. I love surprises :D

Then, one thing noticed in the aging process:

Poppers and flappers, which come out of NOWHERE! No clue, no warning

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Hi Amanda. :) Well-rested and totally silly. Also relieved to see that there aren't millions of posts...........too much to do today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it was a slow morning post wise

Afternoon sillies.....can I request that you DO NOT post excessively whilst I am sleeping - thankyou ;)

I second that, I leave for lunch and it appears I missed quite a bit....trying to catch up trying to catch up~!!! Frantic!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies....even the gym and the new healthy me cannot kick my bad habit...today I brought my king size bag of mini eggs....and I am currently working on some DCF's and grabbing mini eggs out of a pile on my desk......bad bad silly!

dlp252 Apprentice

Hum, I always used to call the cling-ons (or I guess more accurately, called my dogs) poopie butt...always got the impression that my dogs didn't quite appreciate that as much as I did though. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Sillies....even the gym and the new healthy me cannot kick my bad habit...today I brought my king size bag of mini eggs....and I am currently working on some DCF's and grabbing mini eggs out of a pile on my desk......bad bad silly!

Are we going to have to have an Egg Intervention for you, Amanda?

jerseyangel Proficient
Hum, I always used to call the cling-ons (or I guess more accurately, called my dogs) poopie butt...always got the impression that my dogs didn't quite appreciate that as much as I did though. :P

poopie butt :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I am just so jealous that Nicola gets to be British and throw out POSH sentences like this.....I mean, we don't even get to SAY Buckingham green........ :lol:

:lol: I made it up

'Buckingham' green was a shade of paint my Mum always painted our front door

:lol: IN the US, we call those phecal hangers-on "dingleberries..........." :lol:

:lol::lol:

"Butt-Scootin' Boogie" :D

I find it really puts my back out when I do that :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hum, I always used to call the cling-ons (or I guess more accurately, called my dogs) poopie butt...always got the impression that my dogs didn't quite appreciate that as much as I did though. :P

:lol::lol: Donna

Poopie butt is also fine OR (kitty Will) poo chunks :o:lol:

...some bad toilet humoUr going down today peeps!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Alot depends on your accent....a cockney can make the the 'th's' sound like 'f's' yer know, thus FOOLING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! ..........but wait :unsure: .......WHY would you do that???? :blink: and make yourself OLDER??!!!!

Better still...look someone square in the eye and with one brow curiously raised, state, "Actually, I'm in my "B"s...." :huh::lol:

Seriously .. . I NEED the exemption for the "ouch my freaking EYES hurt" bright greens!!!!!

You'll have three mill, Ptaum...ya git yerself a great pair o' shades.....

YES!!!!!!

Kissey & The Ripper

backed by

Shades of Green

:lol::lol::lol:

Great ring to it....

But I must add to this marquee:

With a group reading by authors in The Silly Thread

from their Nationwide Bestseller

Penis Slings and Anal Glands: Life in the World of Sillyville

Daughter's birthday a little while back . . . she turned seven and said . . . "I can't believe I'm almost 10!!!"

:lol::lol:

Ah...to be young again........

tom Contributor

[Oops!! More about Sat's roadtrip]

Does Susie come west on that reeeeee-dic-you-lus road w/ the S curve & stop sign a few miles out of middle of nowhere??

(Hwy 152? 156?)

I have reconnected with an old friend - . . .. . she lives in FrezNO and we had lost touch but she is back in my life. :)

THAT is SO cool.

Makes me ponder whom (did I get it right Em? Did I? Did I?!!!!) I'd MOST like to reconnect w/.

It's even harder than I thought - choosing just one.

Fizz

Fazz

Fizzfazz

Poop

Anti-poop

Terret and.......

Rattler

:lol:

Some I'd LOVE to hear an explanation for, some I most assuredly would NOT!! :ph34r:

(Now Pseu-zee just owes us one Stepford story. ;)HA!! The memory's workin' GOOD this fine morn! )

GAD!!!....please ignore me :lol:

No can do, ya Silly Brit!!!!

I've been thinking tho you really DO get gyped on Sillyville's time-zone. :(

What a GORgeous day it's turning into here!! Not even 62F yet but feels like 70+ and blue skies all around!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
See ya next time. ;):) (will I need insulin er somefin seeing you two in person?)

:lol: Why do you think Jenn named us Kissey-Kissey? We are sickening... :lol::ph34r:

Willow GleN. Got it. ;)

no time for coffee stop.....Leslie will have a snack for us and then we turn right around.....literally have 15 minutes to load the car and head back......it's the only day we can go and she is a raving lunatic over having all these things cluttering her home (from a tear-down)..........

Donna - poopie butt. :lol:

...some bad toilet humoUr going down today peeps!!!!!!!!!!

bad toilet humour = redundancy, no?

Yes, we are VERY mature....... :lol:

I have decided - Scott reads along secretly as a guest......he knows where to get HIS phunny - but it would be SO undignified for the phorum's phounder to be spotted rubbing butts elbows with this motley crew :lol: But I'm just certain, every night he pours himself a tall glass of the grOeen, lets it cloud up, uses that sugar thinga-ma-jiggy, and lets the warm glow of the phaerie take over.........chortling wildly over our scatological patois.......... :lol:

But I must add to this marquee:

With a group reading by authors in The Silly Thread

from their Nationwide Bestseller

Penis Slings and Anal Glands: Life in the World of Sillyville

dear gaaaaaaaaaaaawd..............THIS gave me possibly the loudest, whooping, snorting, coffee-spitting guffaw I've ever had in Sillyville.......................

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x 10000

dlp252 Apprentice
poo chunks

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, my little ones had a few of those too, always recognizable by the slow walk towards me with lowered head stare

jerseyangel Proficient
no time for coffee stop.....Leslie will have a snack for us and then we turn right around.....literally have 15 minutes to load the car and head back......it's the only day we can go and she is a raving lunatic over having all these things cluttering her home (from a tear-down)..........

With all the rushing around--be careful :D I worry :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
With all the rushing around--be careful :D I worry :P

:wub:

another reason we all love you so - - our concerned mother figure :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
from their Nationwide Bestseller

Penis Slings and Anal Glands: Life in the World of Sillyville

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Which section is it listed under???? next to David Attenborough Wildlife documentary's ??

I have decided - Scott reads along secretly as a guest......he knows where to get HIS phunny - but it would be SO undignified for the phorum's phounder to be spotted rubbing butts elbows with this motley crew :lol: But I'm just certain, every night he pours himself a tall glass of the grOeen, lets it cloud up, uses that sugar thinga-ma-jiggy, and lets the warm glow of the phaerie take over.........chortling wildly over our scatological patois.......... :lol:

I reckon he paints whilst waiting phor the next hilarious phunny post ( logged in as anonymous)

Yeah, my little ones had a few of those too, always recognizable by the slow walk towards me with lowered head stare

Unlike dogs, cats do not PRETEND to show guilt - they look at you and say '' Yeah, so I got a poopie butt chunk stuck to me arse...SO???'' :lol:

With all the rushing around--be careful :D I worry :P

Aww....Patti.......sillyville's Mother hen :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Are we going to have to have an Egg Intervention for you, Amanda?

Well....maybe you might want to help my fellow coworker. She and I are enjoying the eggs in secret. The rest of our office has jumped on Weight Watchers. I went down the hall and I come back and she was in my drawer getting eggs. So I am not the only one on the mini egg kick. LOL :):)

:I find it really puts my back out when I do that :blink:

hmmm...TMI!

Darn210 Enthusiast
You'll have three mill, Ptaum...ya git yerself a great pair o' shades.....

But don't they have to be green? Check with The Ripper . . . are all accessories green?

elye Community Regular
Yeah, my little ones had a few of those too, always recognizable by the slow walk towards me with lowered head stare

:lol: I well know this look, coming from Gus...but as you can imagine, it's not li'l poo chunks, with him......

Glad I do not get this look and movement from any other members of my family....quite undignified picture, imagining DH approaching me this way..... :lol::o

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