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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor
Such spectacular use of the tools available. I'm STILL impressed > 6 months later!!

:lol:

P.S. Buncha certifiable loons doing 50 pages .. . :wacko: wackl :wacko:

:D

Yeah, but it's gonna be so much fun when Suze gets back!! :lol::lol::lol:


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curlyfries Contributor

OK Tom.......this is your shift.........you can take over now :D

tom Contributor
Ahem- my left one is a B and my right one is a wannabee :lol: :lol: :P :P

My 1st true LOL in Sillyville. [Psillyville came later]

curlyfries Contributor
My 1st true LOL in Sillyville. [Psillyville came later]

:lol:

I started reading from the beginning once........I think I only got thru about 50 pages.....or was it 10? :P

tom Contributor

My 1st Sillyville post. :):wub:

What the heck - I finally pop over here and the topic is BRAS!????
curlyfries Contributor

:lol:

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curlyfries Contributor

Well-l-l you done done me

and you bet I felt it

I tried to be chill

but your so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks

and I'm tryin to get back ♪♫♪


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curlyfries Contributor

Before the cool done run out

I'll be givin it my bestest

and nothin's gonna stop me

but devine intervention

I reckon it's again my turn

to win some or learn some ♪♫♪

curlyfries Contributor

Well......Ptaughmn's here in name only, I think, and I bore myself, so.......g'night, all!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -_-

tom Contributor
Well......Ptaughmn's here in name only,

Ahhhhh so I'm not reading 40 pages on a non-3G phone fast enough for ya???!! :angry::lol:

tom Contributor

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd to conclude my hystericalhistorical wandering .. ..

Couldn't resist grabbin me phirst uppin' da wackl :P:wacko:

Re: problem w/ slough but not slew

I suppose I have a melange of problems w/ it.

It looks like cough, which isn't said coup.

It looks like tough, which isn't said two.

Uh oh it does look like through, which sounds like threw.

Wait I know! Taming of the shrough!

. . . .brain . . . . .. . . .. .tired . . . .. . .someone wore me out . . .

Ok, but I can *still* not like Draught, right?

&

Re: Oaxacan

Now see here Pseu-zee, I think they most CERTainly can count, as long as 1) the language in question uses our alphabet and 2) it's a word that we can reasonably expect each other to recognize.

You CANNOT dispute this!!!!! :lol: <tom can't quit chuckling>

These guidelines, as described above, are accepted by the majority of local chapters of The International Quirky Phonetical vs. Spelling Enthusiasts. (Pronounced ik-kwip-seh)

Heehee I wubbed me ikwipseh

More heehee on the superfluous favoUrite U!!

:lol:

tom Contributor

Aaaargh I can't post the musical notes!!

<imagine notes HERE!>

Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand wavin' free

Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands

With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves

Let me forget about today until tomorrow

tom Contributor

<more notes!> and new song!

It was then that I knew I'd had enough,

Burned my credit card for fuel

Headed out to where the pavement turns to sand

With a one-way ticket to the land of truth,

And my suitcase in my hand

How I lost my friends I still don't understand

tom Contributor

Another??? Hmmmm let's see . .. .. .

[Gmaj7]

When you knew that it was over [Cmaj7]

Were you suddenly aware [Am6]

That the autumn leaves were turning[b7]

To the colour of her hair [Em]

tom Contributor

Oops doublepost

So let's go to the Wayback Machine for the encore .. . ..

Please .. ..don't put your lips so close to my cheek

Don't smile or I'll be lost beyond recall

The kiss in your eyes, the touch of your hand makes me weak

Annnnd my heart may grow dizzy, and fall

tom Contributor

Heyyyyyyyyy!! Mornin' Knich!!

And G'nite Gnik ....

WardGirl Rookie

Good

WardGirl Rookie

Morning

WardGirl Rookie

Psillies :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

For a second there I thought it was Susie posing wiv her (can't say that) NEW FELINE

nikki-uk Enthusiast

...but didn't realise it was one of POeter's rubber chickens!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: (must get one)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

East coast/Canadians should be gettin on here soon

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Distracted by boiler stuff this morn :rolleyes:

Called 'em out AGAIN as it couldn't even muster a short blast

T'is FIXED AGAIN!! T'il the next time!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

...so for now it's HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!!!!! :lol:

(Janet ....YOU NOT???)

Gahhh, me too .. . .

Last night, I woke up at 2:07 am, and it was this:

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Really bad when it's a superb dance song to boot. .. ...... poor DH..... . . .. !

Strangely, I really enjoyed this :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Heyyyyyyyyy!! Mornin' Knich!!

And G'nite Gnik ....

Phatauomm!!! Ships that passed in the night

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