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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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"Dangling Participles"

:lol::lol::lol:

An English Teachers phantasy

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WardGirl Rookie
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Good

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WardGirl
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mid

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WardGirl
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morning

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily greeting Matt'sMom:

HEY!! Welcome, Matt's Mom! Uh....This is a terrifically amusing place... Okay....back away from computer......... :ph34r::lol:

Even her conservative approach didn't help.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Harsh nights and candlelights

Woodfires a'blazin

Soft lips and fingertips

Resting in my soul

Treasuring, remembering

The promise of spring

Pussywillows, cattails

Soft winds and roses

Possibly my favorite Gordon Lightfoot song!!!!

WardGirl Rookie
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Psillies

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I see Jakkee...very briefly :) Mornin' to you

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Oops! Need more coffee. Back in a bit

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Darn210
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Emily greeting bakingbarb:

Welcome to the madness, Barb! Do you have any parade experience? :lol:
Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily greeting FoxersArtist:

Hey, hey!! Not so fast........Guys, I smell another phunny 'un here.....

Anna! Welcome to the craziness!

You do NOT want to crawl back to your corner, now that you're in this vast expanse of hilarity and mirth, lightning-speed and rife with nonsensical splendour..... .. . .

....and the odd penis sling......

...and....

...dare I say it???.........

ANAL GLAND!!!! :o:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I guess it takes a particular phorm of madness to not be phrightened by anal glands, penii slings, ballcocks and other tools :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Tis harder than I thought . . . trying to track down Emily's "welcoming" posts . . . I'll try again later.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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theresa . . . you'll have to ask Emily about the phart-charting . . . tis her thing . . . what wif using flow charts and such to help explain . . .

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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A first grade teacher brought in a book for the class' studies of animals found in different parts of the country. Little Johnny proclaims "Whoa! It's a frickin' elephant!"

The teacher decides to give him a chance to redeem himself. "I'm sorry, Johnny. I don't think I heard you correctly. What did you say?"

"It's a frickin' elephant!"

"Now Johnny. You know we don't use that kind of language."

"But that's what it says!"

"I'm quite sure that is not what it says, Johnny"

"Look, it's right there!"

Sure enough, under the picture it said......

African elephant! :lol:

So much for hooked on phonics!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Nikerler . . . um . . . show us yer tatt!!!

. . . or at least describe it for us

. . . one page at a time.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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JGiannet....looks like we've been abandoned! I askeert! I have abandonment issues! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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African elephant! :lol:

:lol::lol:

Must go shower . . . and a cup of tea is due as well . . . in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice . . . I'll be back.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Should I resort to more musik? Perhaps one word per post?

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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In proper accent it's "Ill be bach"...then I say....."I'll be Beethoven" :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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JGiannet....looks like we've been abandoned! I askeert! I have abandonment issues! :lol:

GAHHHH!!!! and I'm about to leave, too . . . just . . . um . . . talk among yourselves to yourselph

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Since I believe that everyone has multiple personalities....

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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it's just that some of us are more dis-sociated (right word?wrong word? <:shrugface:>) than others....

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I'm perfectly capable of carrying on conversations...

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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with my selphs. Ooph! 20 seconds is enough to make me lose my caboose train of thought!

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