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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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flourgirl Apprentice

Reading these last pages is enough to make anybody dizzy. How many conversations are going on at once?


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Holy cow! We go out for pizza and I miss six pages. Must start reading.

That'll teach ya' . . . the rest of us ate our meals in front of the computer.

jerseyangel Proficient

This is hands down the coolest thing we've done here in the 'Ville :lol:

Makes me pheel kinda warm and phuzzy :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Reading these last pages is enough to make anybody dizzy. How many conversations are going on at once?

Is it hard for you to keep track, Theresa . . . since it's not conversation wif yer own personalities??

Do you have names for yer other personalities?

List them . . . one page at a time . . . :lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
I'm thinking pesto might be quite good on a white pizza......pesto lovers???

YES! Pesto on pizza is the bomb!!! They actually call that a green pizza (or at least that is what I've heard it called around here when I had lotsa pizza....back in the day), pesto sauce rather than red sauce (or white sauce)

Still can't believe you've never had it Padt!

elye Community Regular

Speaking of dandelions, has anyone else heard the story about the white stuff inside the stems, if squeezed onto a wart for a few days, will make it disappear? Magical properties, it would seem. . . . ...

Darn210 Enthusiast
This is hands down the coolest thing we've done here in the 'Ville :lol:

Makes me pheel kinda warm and phuzzy :D

. . . to push Sooooozie off the toilet throne . . . :lol::lol::lol:


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Green12 Enthusiast
This is hands down the coolest thing we've done here in the 'Ville :lol:

Makes me pheel kinda warm and phuzzy :D

Yeah, I feel that too. Like we are all participating in one of those marathon something-or-others for a cause :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Speaking of dandelions, has anyone else heard the story about the white stuff inside the stems, if squeezed onto a wart for a few days, will make it disappear? Magical properties, it would seem. . . . ...

like yeti scat????

GAH!!!!! Can you believe it??? We've come this far and not talked about the yeti??? Gawd, he should have had his own membership to the forum.

curlyfries Contributor
Soooooooo many variations - wouldn't surprise me if there's a dandelion greens w/ pistachios version. Or 20 of those.

And I bet all are tasty too!!

Thanks Thaughmn........I think :wacko:

Green12 Enthusiast

I drink dandelion root tea, has lots of healing properties.....so Em, I believe that wart thing could be true

flourgirl Apprentice
Is it hard for you to keep track, Theresa . . . since it's not coversation wif yer own personalities??

Do you have names for yer other personalities?

List them . . . one page at a time . . . :lol::lol:

All of them are ME!! At least I hope they are. (echo in the head...Hey!...anybody in here that is not me?).....Yep..they're all me, unless they are not answering. They do that sometimes :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Blobby :lol:

elye Community Regular
Yeah, I feel that too. Like we are all participating in one of those marathon something-or-others for a cause :lol:

....One-zie, Two-zie. . . . . ..

:lol:

GAH!!!!! Can you believe it??? We've come this far and not talked about the yeti??? Gawd, he should have had his own membership to the forum.

OMG.....our dear yeti.......our big, parading, shovelling, braided, tuxedoed yeti. . . . . . . :huh::lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Holy cow!.....22 posts in, like.....10 minutes!

I accidently erase my quote, go back and start over, and by the time I'm done, over a page has gone by! :o

.....must learn to type faster <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
. . . to push Sooooozie off the toilet throne . . . :lol::lol::lol:

Well, except that :P

I drink dandelion root tea, has lots of healing properties.....so Em, I believe that wart thing could be true

Isn't it like a "tonic"?

Maybe a wart-healing tonic....

tom Contributor
I probably do.............might help if you could hum a few bars :P

Mmmm mmm mm mmmmmm mmm mmm mm, mmm mmm mm mm mmmmm

Helping?

I KNOW you know it!!!!

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me .. . ..I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going toooooooo

Bob Dylan? Then I think a bigger radio hit for .. .was it The Byrds???

" .....in the jingle-jangle mornin' I'll come folllllllllowing you"

No?? :blink:

Would the chords help?

Mostly G / A / D / G /

D / G Em A / / /

The orig time sig is 4/4 of course but there's a simply awesome jazz version by Abbey Lincoln that's in . ...hmmm ... 12/8 I think. (Not that THAT helps!!! :lol: )

flourgirl Apprentice

Have you ever seen the movie...Harry and the Hendersons? My son loved that movie. Imust admit, I did too.

jerseyangel Proficient
Holy cow!.....22 posts in, like.....10 minutes!

I accidently erase my quote, go back and start over, and by the time I'm done, over a page has gone by! :o

.....must learn to type faster <_<

Ain't that the troof!

flourgirl Apprentice
Mmmm mmm mm mmmmmm mmm mmm mm, mmm mmm mm mm mmmmm

Helping?

I KNOW you know it!!!!

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me .. . ..I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going toooooooo

Bob Dylan? Then I think a bigger radio hit for .. .was it The Byrds???

" .....in the jingle-jangle mornin' I'll come folllllllllowing you"

No?? :blink:

Would the chords help?

Mostly G / A / D / G /

D / G Em A / / /

The orig time sig is 4/4 of course but there's a simply awesome jazz version by Abbey Lincoln that's in . ...hmmm ... 12/8 I think. (Not that THAT helps!!! :lol: )

Pretty sure it was the Byrds

jerseyangel Proficient

I remember Mr. Tambourine Man.....I was connected at the hip to me radio.

curlyfries Contributor

Oh yeah!.....

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....never knew the words, though...........what year was that?

elye Community Regular
Mmmm mmm mm mmmmmm mmm mmm mm, mmm mmm mm mm mmmmm

Helping?

I KNOW you know it!!!!

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me .. . ..I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going toooooooo

The orig time sig is 4/4 of course but there's a simply awesome jazz version by Abbey Lincoln that's in . ...hmmm ... 12/8 I think. (Not that THAT helps!!! :lol: )

OMG....no, Ptaoughmghmn, that is of no help. ... . .. :rolleyes: .......

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient

I just made meselph a nice hot cup o' tea--anybody wanna join me? :lol:

elye Community Regular
Oh yeah!.....

Open Original Shared Link

Yep.

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