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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I can hear my clock. Tick. Tick. Tick. In about fifteen minutes it will burst into song, emulating a nuthatch.

A new monarch will take longer, methinks.

:blink:

Poeter what in HELL are you talking about? and........what is a nuthatch?

:huh:

I am starting to think we should abolish the monarchy. Too much stress. :lol: :lol: People actually stay away and don't post, due to pressure. And, we are NOT about pressure, here in the 'ville.

what say you sillies?

come on you chickens........don't make me sit here by myself and answer all the posts........I do NOT want to be Kween :lol: I mean, I am not AFRAID or reluctant to be Kween, but, I have been ruler at least once (was it twice?) and....don't need it again and...WE NEED NEW BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Poeter what in HELL are you talking about? and........what is a nuthatch?

Um, the time is ticking down on the reign of our incumbent monarch. Metaphorically, the ticking of my clock represents the ebbing power of the current inhabitant of the psilly throne.

A Open Original Shared Link is a bird. I don't know if there are any in California. We have a clock that sings the song of a bird on the hour, with a different bird for each hour. I heard from the nuthatch just moments ago. The house finch is due at midnight, but I shall likely be in bed. There is a photocell in the clock, and if the room is dark, the clock keeps its mouth shut. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Evening sillies :D

Oye--another phlipover is upon us and everyone seems to have phlown the coop :lol:

Been organizing and lifting and carrying all day.....me arms are gonna be sore tomorrow :rolleyes:

Place is taking shape, though.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
There is a photocell in the clock, and if the room is dark, the clock keeps its mouth shut. ;)

Ah....I get it now :lol: Had to read three times, though :blink: Mefinks it's getting late.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Evening sillies :D

Oye--another phlipover is upon us and everyone seems to have phlown the coop :lol:

Been organizing and lifting and carrying all day.....me arms are gonna be sore tomorrow :rolleyes:

Place is taking shape, though.

Paddeigh!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: just keep posting.........unpack a few things, and come back and post........yes.........that is the thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!! and then, before Poeter's nuthatch sings, :lol: you can be

KWEEN PADDEIGH OF TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

or.........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
:lol: Suz--I'm trying to stay awake to see David Letterman announce that he got married. I'm afraid if I lay down, I'll phall asleep immediately. -_- <yawn>
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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

Dave got married !!!!!!!!!!!!! I know!!!!!!!!! my brother in Indiana called to deliver me the news...........

am bereft :lol:

so as I was saying............

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

we could have.........

we could have a Kween we've never had..............

she is PHABULOUS and...........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

What the hell--let's see if this does it......

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Looks like it's down to moi, Suz and The Weezel......

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I have no shame :lol:

Where IS everybody??? :unsure: No welcome parade er nuthin?? :P

The Weezel Newbie
The Weezel
Posted

aaaNd pAddIgH iZ aRe kWEEn

:wub:

i wuB hErr

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Patti is Queen. Patti is an Angel. Patti is someone I am happy to have as my phriend.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

OH! Paddeigh is Queen! This is fabulous! This is right and just! All is well in the world :wub:

and that Wascally Weezel just lost by the hair of her long, pointed, black- crutch tipped snout

:lol: :lol:

soozle is pleezed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Weezel had no problem being queen, FYI, she's too silly to know)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:huh:

BTW it says on the bottom that The Weezel is still logged on and reading and......I happen to know she is not.....

:unsure:

what in hell :lol: :lol:

Queen Paddeigh the Angelic!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

You guys :wub:

How phun!!! I phinally get to be queen :D

So.......now what? :lol: The pressure.....

Congrats to me runner up, the royal dog, Weezee :D

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
Posted
aaaNd pAddIgH iZ aRe kWEEn

:wub:

i wuB hErr

Harummph. Deeze noocummers know wot?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

.....still waiting fer Dave to make his big announcement......

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hey---look who's here....Oscar and The Weezle!!! :lol:

Now it's a par--tay!! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Saw the announcement.....now Hugh Laurie's on wif Dave. It phreaks me out to hear his British accent. :P Just the complete opposite of the brash Dr. House.

Talkin' to meselph here.....off to bed. Night, me royal subjects B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
So.......now what? The pressure.....

Congrats to me runner up, the royal dog, Weezee :D

:wub:

congrats to Paddeigh, our Kween Extraordinaire, and Constabulate of All Good Things!!!!!!!!!! :)

and love how she graciously concedes to the Weez :lol: (who seems none the wiser that she lost, BTW, just rasslin' with her Kit, she is)

Weez was simply waitin' in the wings in case no one posted fer days er summat :lol:

but............. :o

Harummph. Deeze noocummers know wot?

who is DIS???????????????????? who is OSCAR?????????????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

look at the member number, it's in the 17 thousands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

methinks it's gianknit :lol:

but look how late she's up!!!!!!!!

could it be..........Nikerler??? well, unless she's insomniatic.........

possibly Jess? throwin' us for a big curve???????????

who in HELL signed in as a separate muppet account a long time ago :lol:KNOWING this portentous moment would arise

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Weezel Newbie
The Weezel
Posted

oSKarRr?

:lol:

:lol:

:blink:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Mornin! Long liv the Keen Pah_Tay!!!! :lol: You guys are something! Thanks for the morning chuckle. I'll play catch up later......keep it shiny! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

ALL HAIL, KWEEN PATTEIGH THE ANGELIC!!

Oh, thank GAWD our Pahtteigh has made it to the throne, and a Millenial Run, to boot!

May this reign be long and prosperous, bringing much love and goodness to all your psubjects!! :D

I'll play catch up later......keep it shiny! :D

Gah!! This is fantastic - - KEEP IT SHINY. I will be using this from now on, wishing it to good folk in my travels...."Have a good day.....Keep it shiny, now".....they may stare for a moment, unsure, :unsure: looking around themselves....."keep WHAT shiny??".....

:lol:

Sooooze, you are right - - my crutch-tip looks like a bizarre bread-loaf. I now hope that people will PM me....."Elye, that is an incredible sculptured loaf of a crutch-tip....amazing artistry. Could you send me detailed instructions on how to make this? The potential occasions for such a loaf/cake are insurmountable. Why, just next week my Uncle Ned is coming home from geriatric rehab, on his new crutches! PERFECT for celebrating!"

:lol::rolleyes:

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