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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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That is a good song but he never mentions Karen. :(

He absolutely DOES... . . . . ....ya just gotta listen.. . . . .. . .

One, two, three four five,

Everybody in the car, so c'mon, let's drive

To the liquor store 'round the corner,

The boys say they want some gin and juice

But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week,

I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Karen,

And as I continue, ya see what she was wearin'??

Ya know, I have always wondered who these women were, those that Lou Bega sings so passionately about... . ....now I think I finally know. How could I have not suspected?? Of COURSE it's you, our own Kherrighnne, our own little psilly...!! It all fits....it makes perfect sense, all of it, now. . . ...

Kherrighnne, why haven't you ever mentioned this??

:lol:

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celiac-mommy
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No one sings songs about 'Rachelle' --Buuuuuut, there's that song 'Jesse's Girl' and since I'm married to Jesse and of course everyone wants me, (:P) that song MUST be about me! :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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He absolutely DOES... . . . . ....ya just gotta listen.. . . . .. . .

One, two, three four five,

Everybody in the car, so c'mon, let's drive

To the liquor store 'round the corner,

The boys say they want some gin and juice

But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week,

I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Karen,

And as I continue, ya see what she was wearin'??

Ya know, I have always wondered who these women were, those that Lou Bega sings so passionately about... . ....now I think I finally know. How could I have not suspected?? Of COURSE it's you, our own Kherrighnne, our own little psilly...!! It all fits....it makes perfect sense, all of it, now. . . ...

Kherrighnne, why haven't you ever mentioned this??

:lol:

Don't want to embarrass my kids?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Don't want to embarrass my kids?

I think you'll be the new coolest thing in their world. . . . . . ... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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<sigh> I broke me crystal deodorant this mornin'--smacked it into the medicine cabinet :angry:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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<sigh> I broke me crystal deodorant this mornin'--smacked it into the medicine cabinet :angry:

Can you still use it when it's broke, or will it cut you?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Can you still use it when it's broke, or will it cut you?

It cracked with a decent sized chip out of it. It's kinda sharp, but later when it's completely dry, I'm going to try and file the edges smooth. One normally lasts close to a year, and this one isn't that old.....

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Hey, Jyess, do you manage to keep Blue Eyes awake during yer, errr, ... sessions??? Just reading about this lady whose partner suffers from sexsomnia, although "sometimes he will wake up halfway through"????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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although "sometimes he will wake up halfway through"????

I wonder how that works, exactly? :unsure::lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I wonder how that works, exactly? :unsure::lol:

OMG, that's sooooo phunny! But, yes, how DOES that work?! :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I've heard of women falling asleep. Not sure how it works with a guy. :huh:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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That's what the article in the Time Magazine said. I was surprised it was in that magazine. He's been flipping houses for years and doing very well at it. This reality show follows him renovating each room. The interviewer asked if he was going to "pimp out the rooms" and he said it wouldn't sell if he did. His garage however is yellow and red to house his Ferari's (must be nice unsure.gif)

Loey

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Loey
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Hi Celiac Momma,

I was having the same problem and have been copy and pasting my replies to an email in case I lost them. I'm still learning my way around the forum.

I really appreciate all the help everyone has been giving me. Getting sick right before you move to a new state hasn't been fun but this forum has made a BIG difference.

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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I like that this page is a good place to whine and to laugh. I need to get off my computer but this thread is particularly addictive.

Loey biggrin.gif

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Listening to "Monica" while I type (and doing a lot of smiling and toe tapping). I LOVED that song also. My 18 year old can't believe I like hip-hop and rap. My iPod is full of every genre you can imagine. We took him and a friend to see Roger Waters perform The Wall Friday night and it was amazing.

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celiac-mommy
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Hi Celiac Momma,

I was having the same problem and have been copy and pasting my replies to an email in case I lost them. I'm still learning my way around the forum.

I really appreciate all the help everyone has been giving me. Getting sick right before you move to a new state hasn't been fun but this forum has made a BIG difference.

Loey laugh.gif

My name is Rachelle, but you may call me "Russell" ;):lol:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I wish I had $500 for sock. I worked at a school that had you bring in one wacky sock at Xmas to be hung in the office. It was never returned. Now I have one sock sad.gif.

Right now I'm downloading celiac disease's that my son bought this weekend. One is Creedence Clearwater Revival. I remember that I first thought the song lyrics were "there's a bathroom on the right." Little did I know that in my future I would need to know where the bathrooms were.

Loey

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I wish I had $500 for sock. I worked at a school that had you bring in one wacky sock at Xmas to be hung in the office. It was never returned. Now I have one sock sad.gif.

Right now I'm downloading celiac disease's that my son bought this weekend. One is Creedence Clearwater Revival. I remember that I first thought the song lyrics were "there's a bathroom on the right." Little did I know that in my future I would need to know where the bathrooms were.

Loey

When you put in the letters "Cee" and "Dee" you get Celiac disease.

Don't we know where everybathroom is!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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My name is Rachelle, but you may call me "Russell" ;):lol:

...or Rash-schell.....

Just sayin B)

One is Creedence Clearwater Revival. I remember that I first thought the song lyrics were "there's a bathroom on the right." Little did I know that in my future I would need to know where the bathrooms were.

Love CCR!

Yeah, bathrooms....I still don't pheel comfortable until I have them scoped out where ever I am.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

...or Rash-schell.....

Just sayin B)

Yes, or that! :D

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

When you put in the letters "Cee" and "Dee" you get Celiac disease.

Don't we know where everybathroom is!

Thanks for the explanation. I spent more time out today than I have in a while so my brain is whackier than usual. I'm tired of downloading the music but he has really good taste. Right now Hotel California just finished. He does ask my husband and I for suggestions. Yes, we do know where all of the bathrooms are (or need to find out).

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Hey, Jyess, do you manage to keep Blue Eyes awake during yer, errr, ... sessions??? Just reading about this lady whose partner suffers from sexsomnia, although "sometimes he will wake up halfway through"????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My husband told me I was doing laundry in the middle of the night one time. Not as much fun...ohmy.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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We went to see Paul McCartney this summer and I ate something at the venue that they said was gluten-free (won't ever do that again) but it wasn't. The next day I was really sick and we had a 5 hour car ride back home. Couldn't get off the highway until 4 hours into the trip. McCartney was worth it (something to cross off my "bucket list").

Loey

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

We took him and a friend to see Roger Waters perform The Wall Friday night and it was amazing.

Roger was just here this past weekend, performing The Wall. . . . . ...I wanted SO MUCH to go! Love how he arranges for each city to gather their own children's choir to perform with him and his band on stage.... . . ....

And yes . . ...... . ....men sleeping during sex... . . ...how in hell does that work? Or rather.. . . .. ..how does IT work? :rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I've heard of women falling asleep. Not sure how it works with a guy. :huh:

Some sleeping pills or other medications cause you to do a variety of things while sleeping (hopefully not driving). So far I think it was only laundry that one time. I would like to have sexsomnia one of these days. My hubby and I have become old farts between me being sick and his exhaustion from the transfer to a new job.

Loey

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