Jump to content

  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):

    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

No point in going to his house dressed in a corset or sumpin' cause half the time he calls me on the way there to ask me to stop at the store.

<giggle> Ya don't want yer coat accidentally opening up whilst reaching for a carton of milk and showing the world yer skivvies. :PB)

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

<_< <_< I'da thought it would take longer.

No point in going to his house dressed in a corset or sumpin' cause half the time he calls me on the way there to ask me to stop at the store. Must think of some fun way to return to the previous level of entertainment.

Might be entetaining to shop in a corset or naughty nurse outfit! Weather is getting warmer, perhaps a tent in the back yard? Make out in the car?

Turn your phone off on the way over?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Make out in the car?

Yeah--go old school :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Make out in the car?

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: ferry :ph34r: :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: ferry :ph34r: :ph34r:

That's the spirit!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: ferry :ph34r: :ph34r:

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

..something like this..? :)

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

He's cute awwwwww.. :P (the bunny)

My chin is butch.. he wouldn't go for a fedora...

(It's a Roman helmet.. thanks to my son)

Did you see the pics posted of a gluten-free lemon cake By Trish? Daughter made? Her cat was wearing a party hat.

Coop would like a styling hat. Will have to wait until I can take his picture in sunlight. His face doesn't show up well without a lot of light.

Once again- we need a pet forum topic! Admin may think it has nothing to do with Celiac but it does. In my unscientific study, everyone on this forum has a pet or wants a pet. My very opinionated scientific opinion is that the love of animals is genetically

linked to Celiac and gluten intolerance.

Signed Dr. Karen, PMD, PPHD ( pretend MD & pretend PHD) & ESP ( Extremely Smart Person)

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

Did you see the pics posted of a gluten-free lemon cake Trish? Daughter made? Her cat was wearing a party hat.

Coop would like a styling hat. Will have to wait until I can take his picture in sunlight. His face doesn't show up well without a lot of light.

Once again- we need a pet forum topic! Admin may think it has nothing to do with Celiac but it does. In my unscientific study, everyone on this forum has a pet or wants a pet. My very opinionated scientific opinion is that the love of animals is genetically

linked to Celiac and gluten intolerance.

Signed Dr. Karen, PMD, PPHD ( pretend MD & pretend PHD) & ESP ( Extremely Smart Person)

:lol: :lol:

I agree... it seems to be directly related to the love of animals..

I want letters TOO!!!

Laura (yes.. that's me) MS, CFIM .. Master of Stupidity and Champion Foot In Mouth.. that would be truthful..well..okay Master of Silliness then.. :)

I wonder if the chat thing is dead..?

Next competition... pets with hats!!! yer ON!!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: :lol:

I agree... it seems to be directly related to the love of animals..

I want letters TOO!!!

Laura (yes.. that's me) MS, CFIM .. Master of Stupidity and Champion Foot In Mouth.. that would be truthful..well..okay Master of Silliness then.. :)

I wonder if the chat thing is dead..?

Next competition... pets with hats!!! yer ON!!!

We are chatting along here, nicely! Except I have to go to bed soon.

Battle of the Hats is on! Pets, your children, yourself, or a relative with a great hat!

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

We are chatting along here, nicely! Except I have to go to bed soon.

Battle of the Hats is on! Pets, your children, yourself, or a relative with a great hat!

Okay.. it earlier here.. contest is on - now to get Cooper ready for this... B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Okay.. it earlier here.. contest is on first thing you can get Cooper to agree! B)

I'm in Kansas. It's 9:37 pm. Are you on the West coast?

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

I'm in Kansas. It's 9:37 pm. Are you on the West coast?

No, I'm in Saskatchewan.. we are central time. Ma bro lived in Kansas for a short time.. then came back home. He said there were tornadoes near him while he was there.. :o THATS something I'm not used to - fer shur!

Can we photoshop??? :huh: We should make a few rules.. or not. ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

No, I'm in Saskatchewan.. we are central time. Ma bro lived in Kansas for a short time.. then came back home. He said there were tornadoes near him while he was there.. :o THATS something I'm not used to - fer shur!

You just live above me! I live in Kansas City area. We have had tornados in the area.

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

Scarey!! That's not fun.. granted we get them once in a while but not very often. Not like down there.

Did you see my photoshop question? Okay, we should have no holes barred then..

I'm gonna wave.. no, wait, I'll show you my house on google maps!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Scarey!! That's not fun.. granted we get them once in a while but not very often. Not like down there.

You get used to them. We had tornado parties when the boys were little. We would bring dinner or snacks and a cooler with stuff they didn't usually get, down in the basement. Sometimes they would sleep down there because it was quieter in thunderstorms. The dog we had when they were little, I taught to hear the sirens. There weren't as many sirens then & they were hard to hear. She would try to herd the boys to the basement. Cooper is scared of everything including thunder & the basement. For tornadoes, we keep a stuffed squeaky that he cannot resist to get him down stairs.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Cooper is scared of everything including thunder & the basement.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm trying desparetly to finish off my boxes of wine so I can take them out wiht the recycling tomorrow. Y'know, being efficient and all that.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Photoshop question: I think actual pics only. You can get someone to restrain the animal and another to hold the hat on.

Legal disclaimer: No pets shall be physically harmed ( embarrassed is OK). Owners should be aware that they may be bitten scratched or otherwise maimed.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny for you! He is scared of the wooden floors & staircase. He will stop in the middle of the floor, petrified. I made my carpeted stairs wood because it's sooo much easier than trying to vacuum the dog hair. I am going to have to put a runner on them. He was stuck for 2 hours at the top of the stairs needing to go to the bathroom & eat.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Jess- how ecological of you. I am working on a wine box right now but it won't be ready by Wed night.

Etta/ Laura- if you google map my house you get my next door neighbors house, complete with a clear view of one of her cars' liscense plates. Apparently the cloaking device was on when they came by to take pics.

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

Well.. that was disappointing. I tried to put my home on posted on Facebook.. no go. :(

I have to go walk a puppy we are babysitting. She is cute.. part Bichon. Later!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Well.. that was disappointing. I tried to put my home on posted on Facebook.. no go. :(

I have to go walk a puppy we are babysitting. She is cute.. part Bichon. Later!

But does she have a hat?

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

Photoshop question: I think actual pics only. You can get someone to restrain the animal and another to hold the hat on.

Legal disclaimer: No pets shall be physically harmed ( embarrassed is OK). Owners should be aware that they may be bitten scratched or otherwise maimed.

:P I can already imagine Coopers expression.. aawww, you gotta get him on here! I have a budgie but she would be traumatized.. not happinin.

Chilli is good though, he is a trooper. And very athletic. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

ok. chickens are in bed. that's my destination too.

talked to BE on the phone, told him I was less than thrilled with our recent 'evenings'. He said "I don't know what you're talking about. I have a great time!".....uh....yea.....that's 'cause events pretty much go straight to your gameplan.....how 'bout we go back to you thinking you had to convince me to stay...

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

But does she have a hat?

Now that you mention it.. giggle .. she has something better. I HAVE to show you THAT!

But I will tomorrow because it is late for you.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):



    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):



  • Recent Activity

    1. trents
      - trents replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      7

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      You might consider asking for a referral to a RD (Registered Dietician) to help with food choices and planning a diet. Even apart from any gluten issues, you will likely find there are some foods you need to avoid because of the shorter bowel but you may also find that your system may make adjustments over time and that symptoms may improve.
    2. Ello
      - Ello replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      7

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      I wish Dr’s would have these discussions with their patients. So frustrating but will continue to do research. Absolutely love this website. I will post any updates on my testing and results. Thank you
    3. trents
      - trents replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      7

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      Losing 12" of your small bowel is going to present challenges for you in nutritional uptake because you are losing a significant amount of nutritional absorption surface area. You will need to focus on consuming foods that are nutritionally dense and also probably look at some good supplements. If indeed you are having issues with gluten you will need to...
    4. Ello
      - Ello replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      7

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      Yes this information helps. I will continue to be pro active with this issues I am having. More testing to be done. Thank you so much for your response.
    5. trents
      - trents replied to Ello's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      7

      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      There are two gluten-related disorders that share many of the same symptoms but differ in nature from each other. One is known as celiac disease or "gluten intolerance". By nature, it is an autoimmune disorder, meaning the ingestion of gluten triggers the body to attack it's own tissues, specifically the lining of the small bowel. This attack causes...
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):

  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      132,832
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748
    Duhgirl
    Newest Member
    Duhgirl
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):

  • Who's Online (See full list)

  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • trents
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By trents · Posted

      You might consider asking for a referral to a RD (Registered Dietician) to help with food choices and planning a diet. Even apart from any gluten issues, you will likely find there are some foods you need to avoid because of the shorter bowel but you may also find that your system may make adjustments over time and that symptoms may improve.
    • Ello
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By Ello · Posted

      I wish Dr’s would have these discussions with their patients. So frustrating but will continue to do research. Absolutely love this website. I will post any updates on my testing and results.  Thank you
    • trents
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By trents · Posted

      Losing 12" of your small bowel is going to present challenges for you in nutritional uptake because you are losing a significant amount of nutritional absorption surface area. You will need to focus on consuming foods that are nutritionally dense and also probably look at some good supplements. If indeed you are having issues with gluten you will need to educate yourself as to how gluten is hidden in the food supply. There's more to it than just avoiding the major sources of gluten like bread and pasta. It is hidden in so many things you would never expect to find it in like canned tomato soup and soy sauce just to name a few. It can be in pills and medications.  Also, your "yellow diarrhea, constipation and bloating" though these are classic signs of a gluten disorder, could also be related to the post surgical shorter length of your small bowel causing incomplete processing/digestion of food.
    • Ello
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By Ello · Posted

      Yes this information helps. I will continue to be pro active with this issues I am having. More testing to be done. Thank you so much for your response. 
    • trents
      Small Bowel Resection 12 inches

      By trents · Posted

      There are two gluten-related disorders that share many of the same symptoms but differ in nature from each other. One is known as celiac disease or "gluten intolerance". By nature, it is an autoimmune disorder, meaning the ingestion of gluten triggers the body to attack it's own tissues, specifically the lining of the small bowel. This attack causes inflammation and produces antibodies that can be detected in the blood by specific tests like the TTG-IGA test you had. Over time, if gluten is not withheld, this inflammation can cause severe damage to the lining of the small bowel and even result in nutrient deficiency related health issues since the small bowel lining is organ where all the nutrition found in our food is absorbed.  The other is NCGS (Non Celiac Gluten Sensitivity or just "gluten sensitivity") which we know less about and are unsure of the exact mechanism of action. It is not an autoimmune disorder and unlike celiac disease it does not damage the lining of the small bowel, though, like celiac disease, it can cause GI distress and it can also do other kinds of damage to the body. It is thought to be more common than celiac disease. Currently, we cannot test for NCGS. Celiac disease must first be ruled out to arrive at a diagnosis of NCGS. Both disorders require elimination of gluten from the diet.  Either of these disorders can find their onset at any stage of life. We know that celiac disease has a genetic component but the genes are inactive until awakened by some stress event. About 40% of the general population has the genetic potential to develop celiac disease but only about 1% develop active celiac disease. The incidence of NCGS is thought to be considerably higher. I hope this helps.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.