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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG :lol::lol:

I think I know him

Whoa....Patteigh... .. .......do you mean... .in the biblical sense? :huh:

:lol:

Kit cat! :wub: Peekin' around the celiac forum page..........

And POeter's doin' crack?. . .. . .. ... . . . ....... :unsure::o:lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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That picture just cracks me up! :lol:

Hee! I just got it :lol:

"cracks" :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Whoa....Patteigh... .. .......do you mean... .in the biblical sense? :huh:

More like when you've seen one, you've seen 'em all :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
you can find the rest of your lunch for a mid-day snack,

Hmmmm........all my crumbs fall straight through to me belly button <_<

All right, we have exhausted the subject of trans-vaginal ultra-sounds here. I have another proceedure, equally invasive but likely not as undignified, to bring up and on which to get feedback: the infamous bone scan.

Who's had one?

Just had one recently. No biggy......'ceptin mine showed I have osteopenia :(

I once lost a coin collection......do you think it may have turned up in your mamma's boobs? Just askin' :D

or perhaps all those lost socks?

....no, wait..........Sleezle is usin those! :lol: ...........or was that tissues? :unsure:

:lol::lol: Can't imagine THAT either!!!! Especially having parts with minds of their own....

Pseriously! That's why God must be a woman!

can you imagine the thought process when she created man? :lol:

Oh Jess, I'm so sorry about your babies :( Buttercup had some tooth issues for along time--she worked away at them on the cabinet knob til they starting falling out

and her BREATH--ugh <greenpukeguy>

We eventually had to have all but about 2 teeth pulled. She was soooo happy to feel better, and started eating again for the first time in a longgg while. :)

Reminds me of a chihuahua I had as a child. He sat on a fire ant's nest. it eventually caused his spine to curve and most of his teef to fall out.

I lurved my dog just the same :wub:

So you want a pornogfraph of me. I don't know if such a thing exits.. Keep in mind that I am a thin-as-a-rail rinkly, krinkly old lady, extrordinarily ugly, and I am always necked.

I have the poifect solution!.......You simply must visit Nik.....she can iron anything! :D

....and there is no such thing as an ugly psilly.........we is alll bee-you-tee phul! :)

That picture just cracks me up! :lol:

Oh, so now PeOter speaks! :P

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Psuessle! That is a most handsome SkiTTle! Wonder what he thinks about all of those psillies in psillyvilli posing wif their Samatars!

Hi All! So nice to see you all here. Go Sleezee.....streak that beeyuteephul wrinkly ol bod! But, would'n you be willin to cover up for a few minutes for one little ol' pic? *I* got brave and did it! I'm not old yet (don't think I ever will be, either, at least not in my mind). When I lost so much weight, and all of that lovely muscle tone I developed lots of wrinkles :angry: . Phinally gained some weight back and look more normal (nobody has called me sir in a while, at least). Lately, tho'.....I've notices wrinkles coming back on my arms.... :o:( . Maybe I should join a Jim, go for the 6-pack abs (do women get those?) and get my "man-arms" back. :lol:

Pietpurrrr said "crack" :P

Have a phine evening all.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Oops! Phorgot to mention.....

Em.....I love the tree!

I've always liked the weeping type trees.....gonna get me one some day :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
:o WHOT? there are?? I haven't reached that stage yet :( I mean, I know I'm psilly and phun and all but.......still caught up on some issues.

well WEEEEE think you're valuable, 8-probably-just-fine-after-all pounds and everything.

Max loved the tuna, did not care for the salmon. I believe I've eaten more fish this week then in the last month - and I eat a lot of fish. I think he's put on a half pound or so (maddeningly slow).

Lyle's back gums are infected. He's on antibiotics and pain meds. Gotta bring him back in when the infections down for a recheck.

He's really likin' the tramadol.

When I checked the guest list a minute ago we had crabs!! :o :o :o :o

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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When I checked the guest list a minute ago we had crabs!! :o :o :o :o

Yup! :lol::lol::lol:

....of the male persuasion! We don't get many of those around here :P

.....do you think we scared him off? :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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When I checked the guest list a minute ago we had crabs!! :o :o :o :o

:unsure: what doz that mean exactly? no guests? :lol:

now there are nine :lol:

:wacko:

got nowt else - eating dinner - smoked a clove:ph34r: and guess what, they are no longer allowed in this country, after September (thank you, Obama) and so........my secret/closet smoking habit is over!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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:unsure: what doz that mean exactly? no guests? :lol:

He's still wandering around c.com.

I'm not naming names, but I'm guessin he's 55 yrs old.....or born in '55.......

;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
He's still wandering around c.com.

I'm not naming names, but I'm guessin he's 55 yrs old.....or born in '55.......

;)

I have no idea what youse guys are talkin about :ph34r::lol:

We have a 55 year old crab on the loose here? :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

BTW Soozle.....

Love yer Dr Seuss quote! Did you just add that or am I a dingo brain? :unsure:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Hey, I'm 55 years of age, but I don't believe that I'm a crab.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
I have no idea what youse guys are talkin about :ph34r::lol:

We have a 55 year old crab on the loose here? :unsure:

Hey, I'm 55 years of age, but I don't believe that I'm a crab.

:lol::lol::lol:

His name is still on the board stats visitors list.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I just did THE stoopidest thing.....made a lil dessert of yogurt, blueberries and nuts. Went to sprinkle on some cinnamon and grabbed the garlic power instead. Tried to scrape it off and then mix it really well--didn't work, actually almost made me gag. :angry:

That'll teach me to pay attention to what I'm doing :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
:lol::lol::lol:

His name is still on the board stats visitors list.

I get it now--I'm really slow on the uptake tonight...... :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
I just did THE stoopidest thing.....made a lil dessert of yogurt, blueberries and nuts. Went to sprinkle on some cinnamon and grabbed the garlic power instead. Tried to scrape it off and then mix it really well--didn't work, actually almost made me gag. :angry:

That'll teach me to pay attention to what I'm doing :lol:

:blink:

:lol:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted
Another one of those WIH??? sites

Open Original Shared Link

Which just goes to show you that there is an audience for anything and with enough $ any idiot can get published.

Bah!

Now how do I gets me in some a dat action???

MEOW!!!!!!! Meow meow meow meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah! :lol: to Bev's insistent kitty impression!

I :wub: the av's too :D

Max loved the tuna, did not care for the salmon. I believe I've eaten more fish this week then in the last month - and I eat a lot of fish. I think he's put on a half pound or so (maddeningly slow).

Lyle's back gums are infected. He's on antibiotics and pain meds. Gotta bring him back in when the infections down for a recheck.

He's really likin' the tramadol.

When I checked the guest list a minute ago we had crabs!! :o :o :o :o

Poor kittehs :( Let them eat fish!

smoked a clove:ph34r: and guess what, they are no longer allowed in this country, after September (thank you, Obama) and so........my secret/closet smoking habit is over!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

Whot?!? Illegal cloves?? Guess you'll have to move to Michigan and take up mary-wanna smoking--tis legal here, ya know :o

So what is going on here??? Peter is on crack, Kit kat is a spy, and the psillies have crabs? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
So what is going on here??? Peter is on crack, Kit kat is a spy, and the psillies have crabs? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Just yer typical Tuesday night in Psillieville :D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Which just goes to show you that there is an audience for anything and with enough $ any idiot can get published.

Bah!

internetdickwad.webp

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I have no idea what youse guys are talkin about

We have a 55 year old crab on the loose here? :unsure:

:unsure:

not gettin it here........

BTW Soozle.....

Love yer Dr Seuss quote! Did you just add that or am I a dingo brain? :unsure:

added it a few days ago, but you might still be a dingo brain :)

I get it now--I'm really slow on the uptake tonight......

well, evidently I'm even slower :huh:

So what is going on here??? Peter is on crack, Kit kat is a spy, and the psillies have crabs?

Just yer typical Tuesday night in Psillieville :D

:huh:

:blink:

:unsure:

what in HELL is going on here? could one a youse clue me in? cause I gots no idea :huh:

:wacko:

and I"m missin' all of it :lol:

is there a member named Crab? I must now go look..........

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

I saw a member named Crabhapppy, is that it? :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
captaincrab55 is the member I think that this is referring to...
jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Way to put it out there, PeOter :lol:

Suz--I wanted to PM you, but in that short amount of time I phorgot exactly what the name was :blink: I could only remember crab-sumphin :P:huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I swear, I'm loosin it :lol:

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