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Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Went to San Francisco yesterday, boy was it a mob scene. I guess it was fleet week. I went with my mom and brother to meet a cousin I hadn't seen since we were kids. Had a great time.

What are bumble bars? ;)

Hi Julie! I see you posting!

Hello Susan: I see you lurking!!!!

Hi Liz

Hi Robbin

Where is everyone tonight?

I know, it does seem rather quiet tonight, all day actually.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am watching the game.

What is fleet week, must fill me in.....

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lonewolf Collaborator
lonewolf
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Wow, it is quiet!

I'm just getting ready to go for a walk with my daughter. We're taking a flashlight because we keep seeing coyotes in our neighborhood. I think they want our puppy for dinner, so we won't take him. I love crisp, fall evenings. You all must live east of here, since it's just getting to be evening here now.

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
Posted

Hey, MOMMA GOOSE--This trip--are you home yet?? Tell us some good stuff, girlfriend. Was this a second honeymoon type thingy or was it like my last couple of trips with dh--Road Trips From Hell??? :o

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
Posted
Andrea - an off the wall question. Is Lingonberries Market worth a drive from Federal Way?

Hmmm, well that would depend on what you are looking for. They sell all sorts of brands.....namaste, gluten-free bakery, kinnikinnick, amy's, etc. I really don't know all the brands.

They carry frozen kinnikinnick, enjoy life, food for life, amy's, rice dream desserts, ians' (is that the gluten free brand), frozen salmon burgers (forget brand), applegate hotdogs, frozen fruit (I think)....I don't remember everything.

Many flour mixes etc, dessert mixes, vance's darifree, cereal, gluten-free oats, muir glen tomatoes, tinkyada and other pastas, some soups, bars (like lara and bumble etc.), cookies, chips, chocolate, some freeda vitamins, the flavorings for coffee, latte's etc, canned beans, other houshold products (but I forget what they are).

Anyway, with the cost of gas it would depend on what you needed/wanted that you couldn't find up there. He's willing to try and get whatever you want. I asked him to carry 5 lb bags of enjoy life chocolate chips....he just got some in (they won't ship those in the hot weather). I really like the store and the owner is super friendly. Of course, if you come down this way, you could stop off for lunch or something. We are about 1 mile off the freeway....about 1/2 hour north of Lingonberries.

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Mtndog
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I know, it does seem rather quiet tonight, all day actually.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am watching the game.

What is fleet week, must fill me in.....

It has been quiet.....hmmm :ph34r:

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
Posted

Just got back inside from letting out a few good howls at the moon...... :rolleyes:;)

I better behave for two reasons:

1) I don't have my Altoids - gave them to Mom at the hospital to help her heartburn.

2) I wouldn't want to offend anyone who might faint or swoon at the sight of anything even hinting at racy...

<_<:rolleyes:B)

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
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:lol::blink: So confused at which thread to howl on, lol. Ok, now, how about some man jokes on here??

Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

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Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
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A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER

WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN

HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU

LEFT

YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"

THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS

OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED

WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS

ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP

HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY

UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE

FROM HIS SECRETARY.

WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID

"WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY Hummer PARKED IN

THERE?"

THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "

"NO, SIR I DIDN'T,, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
Posted

:lol::lol: Good one, you're on a roll, lol.

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog??

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
Posted

:lol::lol::lol:

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

mouse Enthusiast
mouse
Posted

These jokes certainly have me laughing. Thanks :)

lonewolf, I don't know where you live, but you do know that the coyotes can jump an 8" fence. And if they run in packs, they are not afraid of humans and would take your puppy away from you. So, that is great that you left him at home. But, the packs also will run in the daytime, not just at night. We have a pack running about 3 miles from us and since they move around, I am extra cautious when my toy poodle goes out. We have a 6" wall and it would mean nothing if a coyote smelled her scent. But, they beat the small scorpion I found in the hall two days ago. My dog was sniffing at it. Just what I would need is her to get bit by one. She already gets her yearly rattlesnake shot. I still love the desert :)

lonewolf Collaborator
lonewolf
Posted

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Don't make me laugh so hard. My incision still hurts!

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
Posted

Hey Metta/Ostrich/Hamster Face: Okay, a bit confoozed here...... why would it be so hard for a coyote to jump a 6" or 8" fence? Are they coyotes from Lilliput? :huh:

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
Posted
Hi Tavi- Hhow are ya? Did you see the Blue Angels in Sf?

Hi Beverly:

Well, I went to San Francisco to see a cousin I hadn't seen in probably 35 years and while we were fisherman's warf the blue angels were flying. It was really beautiful. I had never seen them fly before and it was just amazing watching all they could do!

I know, it does seem rather quiet tonight, all day actually.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am watching the game.

What is fleet week, must fill me in.....

Hi Julie:

Fleet week I think is where they open up all the ships from WWII and people can walk through them. Should of seen all the sailors, although some of them looked to be about 12!

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
Posted

Ok kind of a nasty joke.

Men say why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

I say why buy the pig when all you get is a little sausage? :P:P:P

Tag you are it

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
Posted

:lol:

Ok kind of a nasty joke.

Men say why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

I say why buy the pig when all you get is a little sausage? :P:P:P

Tag you are it

:lol::lol::lol:

Husband to wife: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

Wife: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumor.

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
Posted

:lol::lol::lol::lol: IT FEELS SO GOOD TO LAUGH!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Ok took that one away!

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
Posted

LMAO :lol::lol::lol:

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
Posted

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire :lol::lol::lol: Cracked myself up!

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They are all married.

mouse Enthusiast
mouse
Posted

OMG, these are just hilarious. You have me laughing so hard, that my dog is looking at me strangely.

Karen. the coyotes find it easy to jump a fence up to 8' high. And Floridian, Bitsy has not had a snake bite yet, but they have a yearly shot that would prevent her from dying if she got bit and so I spend a fortune for that yearly shot. It would give me time to get her to the vet's. Because of her size, she would not make it otherwise. Rattlesnakes have been found in a couple of the townhomes yards. And she is curious enough to go within striking distance.

BTW, this thread is more funny then the full moon one. I can't believe how you all remember these jokes. Keep them coming. Of course, I am going to bed real soon, but I will read the rest in the morning.

Guest Robbin
Guest Robbin
Posted

:lol: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
Posted
OMG, these are just hilarious. You have me laughing so hard, that my dog is looking at me strangely.

Karen. the coyotes find it easy to jump a fence up to 8' high. And Floridian, Bitsy has not had a snake bite yet, but they have a yearly shot that would prevent her from dying if she got bit and so I spend a fortune for that yearly shot. It would give me time to get her to the vet's. Because of her size, she would not make it otherwise. Rattlesnakes have been found in a couple of the townhomes yards. And she is curious enough to go within striking distance.

BTW, this thread is more funny then the full moon one. I can't believe how you all remember these jokes. Keep them coming. Of course, I am going to bed real soon, but I will read the rest in the morning.

An 8' fence, I can understand, but an 8" fence had me confoozed...... :lol:

Rikki Tikki Explorer
Rikki Tikki
Posted

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes

HA HA HA HA :P:P:P

mouse Enthusiast
mouse
Posted

OMG, I guess it is time I was going to bed. An 8" fence would probably be too high for me to jump right now :lol: .

The joke that really had me rolling in the aisles is Pinnochio. I had to leave my beloved computer and go tell hubby that one. Then he had to tell me to stop laughing as he can't hear the football game.

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
Posted
OMG, I guess it is time I was going to bed. An 8" fence would probably be too high for me to jump right now :lol: .

The joke that really had me rolling in the aisles is Pinnochio. I had to leave my beloved computer and go tell hubby that one. Then he had to tell me to stop laughing as he can't hear the football game.

You wouldn't have a problem with the fence - you have ostrich legs, remember? :D:P:lol:

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