How Strange My Life Has Become!

[amybeth]

LMAO -

This thread made my day!

Before diagnosis, I thought I had become slightly obsessed with my "movements" because I was trying to figure out what the heck was going on! Always looking - evaluating - analyzing....Wouldn't have dared to mention it to anyone, though.

Now, it's a common conversation in my life!

Evaluating the quality of the week by the ... quality of movements is hysterical.

Got glutened tonight at a restaurant (grrr) --- let's just say I was the queen of the throne for a while this evening!

[cmom]

After FINALLY having a normal "formed" bowl movement, I, too, felt like throwing a big party. I was so excited that after years of diarrhea, I could be normal once again!

[Nantzie]

The other day, one of my friends asked me about HER bowel movements. I've crossed over from poop-conscious to poop guru.

She had noticed a change that concerned her, and after several questions about length of time it had been happening (less than a week ), diet changes, frequency, color, floatability, etc., I told her that it was probably something she ate and to let me know if it didn't improve in a week.

Think I should have charged her a co-pay?

Nancy

[Viola 1]

This thread is a Riot!

I still know where all the handy bathrooms are, but I too can eat before I go out ... what a pleasure that is!

Yup, I'm one of the Poop freaks

[johnsoniu]

This thread is a Riot!

I still know where all the handy bathrooms are, but I too can eat before I go out ... what a pleasure that is!

Yup, I'm one of the Poop freaks

Personally, I'm lobbying for a handicapped parking sticker, nothing worse than making a desperation sprint from the back rows of the parking lot.

Shirley, I love your sig. line about learning to dance in the rain. I use it all the time now and everyone marvels at how "philosophical" I've become. Then I tell them I ripped it off

[Canadian Karen]

Shirley, I love your sig. line about learning to dance in the rain. I use it all the time now and everyone marvels at how "philosophical" I've become. Then I tell them I ripped it off

See what a good influence us Poop Freaks are on you, eh? LOL!

[Debbie65]

See what a good influence us Poop Freaks are on you, eh? LOL!

Karen,

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[Jo.R]

Better watch the poop freak thing, might get sue for defication defamation

[Viola 1]

Personally, I'm lobbying for a handicapped parking sticker, nothing worse than making a desperation sprint from the back rows of the parking lot.

Shirley, I love your sig. line about learning to dance in the rain. I use it all the time now and everyone marvels at how "philosophical" I've become. Then I tell them I ripped it off

I can't remember where I got it from, but as I grew up on the North West (wet) Coast, it's really suitable. If you don't do all the fun things in the rain, you don't do them at all

And yes, I don't wait for the storms to pass in our lives either, it's much too short to waste time.

[Viola 1]

Better watch the poop freak thing, might get sue for defication defamation

Oh I do love this thread!

[Jestgar]

Defecation of character?

[jerseyangel]

Defecation of character?

Hee Hee--good one!