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  1. Now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!! I think I should start making jokes up on the spot cuz I can NEVER remember them!!!!!!!!!!!! I assume you guys have seen
  2. OMG- TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!! Yes Nikki- we know you are jet lagged (you jet lagged slag ) but you must regale us with tales of Turkish twist!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED to laugh. I heard it kills bacteria faster!
  3. I can hear the call of the Silly yak anywhere i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm HERE! 25 Phrases Of Wisdom 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial...
  4. Deb- First, HUG!!!!!!!!!!! Judy's right....my surgeon told me that one of the risks of gall bladder removal was D. Usually your liver adjusts and makes less bile to compensate for the lack of a "storage facility" but in some people it doesn't and they prescibe an anti-D. Some people are on it for life. I don't know if this is it because you had the D before...
  5. Hello lovely ladies and lads!!!!! I haven't been here in ages- mostly because i am SO tired I don't even go online much these days. The reason I pooped in is to say something to all of you. I want to thank you all for the information about diet, Lyme mercury, metals and everything. If it weren't for you guys I don't know what would have happened. I am...
  6. OmG- METH kitties..poor babies!!!!!!! Will they go through withdrawal? They are so cute! Istanbul. gay paris! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I want to travel. Here's my Uncle ray's thought for the day: Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.
  7. OMG- Franham's too! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO REACTION whatsoever. want to go back tonight and tomorrow night and every day for lunch. This discovery will SURELY make me fat (now if only clams would increase your BRA size and not your waist size!) Essex is probably about 30-40 min from Boston- next to Ipswich and Gloucester...
  8. OMG Carla-You kill me... only you would analyze the WHY of Jestgar's thong being uncomfortable. You tOTALLY remind me of my sister (who has said the EXACT same thing to me about thongs).
  9. I applaud everyone who has written to her. BB- Nicely done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sent her an email and told her if she really wanted to learn about celiac to come to this website!
  10. These guys claim to have invented the fried clam (I think they probably did) which I had written off as one summer treat I would never be able to eat again. Turns out ALL their fried food except the onion rings and the clam cakes (obviously the rolls too) is and always has been gluten-free! They use corn flour, not wheat! I went in with my husband today...
  11. Oh how I wish I was somewhere I had to MIND THE GAP!!!!! yay for travel! Tom- Sweetness, you must understand my brain hurts ever so much and I can't read anything. Oh the ache!!!! Here's a silly for you: The doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new...
  12. Nikki- Briiliant- I think I shall wearOpen Original Shared Link the next time I go out to dinner (maybe in 2008-insert YAWN emoticon) You guys must check out Open Original Shared Link one ONE conditon: TOM YOU CAN NO LONGER CONTINUE TO SPELL LIKE THEM!!!!!!! It hurrts my Lymie brain- oh how it hurts! Juestgar-my God woman- you will never...
  13. More Uncle Ray fun! Subject: Senior Breakfast We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her...
  14. Nikki- You shirty cheeky monkey!
  15. OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Tatooed Love Boys rocks! carla- I HAVE a lap top and still couldn't stay awake. OY! More humor from good ol Uncle ray (I have to get him on this website!)- HONORABLE MEN A Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man). If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man, and if...
  16. Hello Sillies (she says in a weak voice)- Miss you guys but have been too fatigued to even be online (now is that UNIMAGINABLE or what?). No Carla- It's not because I've been getting "busy" The only thing I've been "busy" doing is sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I wanted a drive by giggle. I see our dingo has diappeared-o!!!!!! I can't IMAGINE...
  17. No need...just say funny things and you're in!\ Jestgar- no one ever SAID you need anyone else
  18. I did :ph34r: I think my new mantra is "It's hard to feel bad when you're busy feeling good!"
  19. My gosh- a moderator mentions SHRUBBERY and all heck breaks loose. Yes- I am the board police and you are ALL busted (guess that means i have to bust myself- I'm a crooked mod who accepts bribes! My name....ahem... comes from Ye Olde English for "girl from the beaver meadow" There was an altoids Trophy....trying to find it!
  20. OK- I know I've been out of the loop for a few days but I cannot resist this: Ahem...(clears throat...exactly whose shrubbery were you in being a cunning linguist? Or perhaps your OWN shrubbery being a master debater? At any rate, You, my friend, were caught RED-Handed in shrubbery :lol: :lol:
  21. Tom- Practice on those AZ girls and then when you find one you REALLY like, lay on the soy free charm :wub:
  22. YES- DEFINITELY email me. Need goggles MUST PM me and explain in great detail where you get the stamina for this. Lyme has slayed my uhmmm.... libido :ph34r: Tom- I SEE YOU!!!!!!!!
  23. Can't believe how much I've missed!!!!!!!! Carla- You MARBLE MINXEY VIXEN! susie- A great date? yeah!!!!!!!!!!! I still feel like poop (having several meltdowns daily0 so need to laugh. Email me to get me back to giggling my butt off!
  24. I'm here but very sad and very feeling yucky! You're right... brunettes get the 2nd Lingering look.
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