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Drunk Guatemalans, a bus full of live chickens, a chance meeting in the mens room, this is shaping up to be a very interesting story about your trip

Different trip.

It's really gross....something totally offensive, but as long as everyone was not offended.

Here's a hint, it is a very sick, yellow, fetish....and it deals with a bodily function....

I see. Okay, I think my imagination can fill in the rest.

Yay...glad you were able to get in Laurie!!!

I've had that pain in the webbing, and in the same location before. Fortunately it hasn't happened in a long time now.

There is an old thread somewhere here about making coconut milk yogurt...I'll see if I can find it. The person ended up having to use gelatin I think...that may be the only iffy ingredient. I think at the time I wasn't sure that the yogurt starter would be safe because it was cultured on dairy.

I hope I don't offend anyone by the fact that I understand what Amanda said

I'm not offended...but that MAY be because I actually DON'T understand what she said.

Now that must have been a pricelss moment

Yes, it was, lol. While I can't drink much anymore (sorry everyone, lol, it makes me really sick), does it count that I seem to attrack drunk people?

Ah, it happened in Guatemala. Have you ever ridden on a rural bus...it involved a very drunk local who sat next to me, oh, and the really do carry live chickens on those buses.

It counts twice and may even exempt you from professional development points

Phew!

We also must discuss what we will be sacrificing at this Magical Site. Goats? Everyday Mineral makeup? Julie's HEINOUS neighboUrs?

No, no not the EM makeup!!! I vote for the neighbors or goats!

Has anyone changed the way they dress while using Em makeup? I have been online window shopping cause i want some cute young hip clothes to wear now. I have lived in yoga pants, sweats and regular jeans for too long, i need a whole new look lol.

Well, can't QUITE change the way I dress yet...I have 10 pounds to lose too, lol. But hey, I put my makeup on for my yoga pants, even when I'm at home, lol.

OK...who's gonna take me in when I get divorced???....I just placed my 3rd order within a week. Maybe I should stop going to the site ....No, don't think that's an option....guess divorce it is

I actually bought a box of hair color a loooong time ago and just recently took it out and did the skin test. I think I'm ready to make that bold move, lol!

Do it, do it!

Last night my hubby asked me who my new boyfriend was lol. He was like ok first u are losing weight, now u got some cool make-up, and now u want new hip clothes. So after he told me that i went and got my whitening strips to whiten my teeth lol. He knowsi only love him.

I've been thinking of whitening strips myself, lol.

Ok i am for sure in the tart tuesday.

Ack! I forgot about Tart it up Tuesday...I'm barely wearing anything. Well the massive amount of sunlight concealor shows...I was too impatient this morning to put it on with a little brush so I took to my eyes with my fingers--used my finger to dip into the concealor and went straight for my eyes. I have NO dark circles at all this morning, lol. Um, even my beloved Pink Ribbon doesn't show up much against the "glow" of the sunlight concealor.

i've said this many times, but i had a cat scan dye (radioactive medicine) and since then i've been really sick, with some things like flushness, sleep issues, increase of neuro issues...even some new things....and that was about a month ago...could a possibly be if i had impaired detox pathways? cause i can't see what else, an allergic reaction would be far gone so it must be still in my system since it's like the same flushness i had when it was injected into me...may sound strange but hey, what can i say...i ALSO first started getting sick much long ago when i had a severe swallowing attack that stir up an acid reflux attack, so it wouldn't surprise me if that could have backed up in places like the liver too and i guess that from the get go could have effected that....i'm just so lost, i was at least going out before i had the dye but it messed me up so bad that i'm just totally out of it and have no clue what it could be/what to ask....but that's the most sensible thing to me at least

Well, I certainly wouldn't be surprised if the dye kicked things off in the worst way. I'm not sure I can answer your question because I don't know for sure, but it seems to me that if you cannot detox properly the dye would definitely stay in there longer than it should or would in another person.

OMGsh! I did something terrible! :ph34r: I went to get frozen yogurt today with my friends after we went to color me mine. I am now paying miserably! Ugh! I was doing SO GREAT with no sugar/starch until that. Well, I guess at least it's gluten-free, df, sf. Sigh.

Get rid of the cupcakes, lol! Did I mention here that I ate a gluten free, casein free, soy free candy bar on Saturday. I just meant to eat 1/4 or 1/2 of it, but darned if I just stuffed the whole thing in my mouth. I felt MISERABLE afterwards! Absolutely miserable for HOURS afterwards. THAT made me recommit with a vengence. So far so good...2.3 days down, lol.

I think the person that Rachel and Donna see for bioset does a lot more than anyone else (I forget what Rachel had said that Anna does that others don't). You'd have to check what all they do if you go to see a bioset practitioner.

She is trained in clearing the detox pathways, and I don't think all practitioners are.

I'm off to the GP's in a few minutes. I requested copies of my blood tests (to give to Dr P) which they are required to give by law, no qus asked, but my GP has asked me to see him before he gives them to me I would kick up a fuss and remind him that I'm a lawyer lol, but I don't think it's a good idea to upset you're GP...

Oh GRRR, lol, hope all goes well.

these dang braces ..... which are coming off two weeks from Thursday!!

YAY!!!

so, does BioSET directly show if there's issues with the detox pathways? that'd be great if it could find out if it's blocked up/overwhelmed or whatever

Yes, mine were not the worst she's ever seen (Rachel might be close to having THAT honor, lol), but they were blocked to a certain degree. They were retested a couple of months ago and were okay.

Hum, Plan B might just work....they certainly couldn't stand loosing TWO of their menfolk, lol.

I should get double points for having to go in the woods whilest battling the viscious "D".....

Oh, THAT doesn't sound fun!

No surprise! Last year when we were there I noticed immediately that the men are all very Mayan: stocky and short. The stalls obviously reflect this....

Very Mayan indeed!

very very impatient

Well, that is certainly a cult-like characteristic!

Or maybe a bad idea, since the average age of the basses and tenors is probably about 70.

You might give them heart attacks.

Omg last night i had an dream i got my s$#&zu and guess what i named her lmao. EM, so i had to get her a little pink purse with Em on it.

We shall prevail eventually, and there will be eyeshadow samplers for all!

Very cool...I still have 13 more eye colors to try!

Yeah, maybe the wine blush, lol. I tried making my lip gloss with Apple blush and my unpetroleum jelly today...it really didn't show up much--it was almost the same color as my lips. I think I either need a lighter pink or a much darker pink...or maybe I'll just add glitter or something, lol.

Why thank you, lol!!! WHile I am usually quite modest, I think HE looked an awfully lot more upset about the whole thing than I did.

I bet it's going to take a while. It may not come out in one whole piece either.

Well, I REALLY miss yogurt, so I may actually want to when the weather gets warmer.

...I should think you probably get double points for that one...were you in mid-hover?

Indeed!

Might I add that, at least in THAT restroom, the stalls weren't very tall.

7. You remove and reapply a full face of makeup more than twice in one day just to see what a different combination looks like.

8. You compulsively check online to see when the EXACT MINUTE is that your EM order will arrive.

9. When your order arrives, you speed home and lock yourself in the bathroom with it so the kids can't interrupt as you paw through it.

10. You start looking at complete strangers and analyzing their makeup and think about how EM would look on them.

11. You take complete strangers hostage from other threads in hopes of raising money to feed your EM addiction.

12. You begin to think of all colors as base, lid, crease, and liner.

Ok as the day goes on it looks better and hubby came home from worked and said i look hot lol.

Hum, an unplanned date night might be in the works, lol!

Um, seems like wetting the minerals might work as a liner...haven't tried it though. Hum, okay, must experiment with that, lol.

Does it count if you used the mens room in another country? And a man came in while you were there?

It happend in Mexico...

YES, they are expensive and I always have some on hand. But that is also the reason that I culture my own as it really stretches the cost big time. But most people do not want to take the time and the bother. I think I posted this for April and she is going to give it a try. If you already have your own yogurt maker it is easy. I just do my own thing.

Warning: if you have huge digestive fungus know that when you take HT and it has been a while you may get die off. Go slow and easy and know that if you do get it, it is pushing out the fungus. Take it when you know you will be home for some time to be sure stay close to a bathroom if you get my drift? Not trying to scare you or anything just to know is better than being surprised.

Well I have my own yogurt maker, but have never used it, lol. I bought it to try making yogurt out of coconut milk, but just got too lazy, lol. I'll go slow with the HT...I definitely have the digestive issues too.

Thanks Donna, That makes sense to me now......

You're welcome! BioSET was also helpful in clearing my detox pathways...my doctor wouldn't even consider treating me until he had seen that my pathways were cleared, lol. (He knows my BioSET practitioner and has a great deal of confidence and respect in and for what she does.)

When my friend showed up he stared at me with very confused expression and said "what's going on?" because, of course, we were just going out to haul wood to his house...

It was great fun. I'm sure his roommate was equally confused to see me in scruffy, wood chip covered clothes and a face done up like a lingerie catalog ad.

OMGOsh, this caused a guffaw the likes of which have not been seen since the days of my old avatar!

I'm still waiting for my first sample kit to arrive. I asked for USPS delivery so, hopefully, it will arrive tommorrow.

OMGosh, lol, it'd better arrive tomorrow!!!

In an effort to increase my standing in the cult, I have been watching everyday Minerals videos on youtube.

You have succeeded! Dang, if I didn't have a stupid dial up connection here at home, I'd be over there searching them out.

Donna--Beautiful new avatar

Thank you!

I like the mint concelor but it still dont hide my redness from dh and rosacea, i was hoping once i got the mint stuff i would love the foundations, and well i might have to go back to liquid foundation ( i know i hate to) but i need more coverage. I used the new car smell foundaton, i liked it at first and now i look kinda orange lol. I used the medium summer foundation, its ok. For my eyes i used pink pajamas on top, auburn for the crease and an purple for the bottom, i have no idea what i was trying to do there lol and smokey for an eyeliner, I am going to have to redo it before i leave this house today lol.

I wonder if mixing the concealor with a little water would make it more substantial for you (or did you do that, lol). Course, then you might have the KERMIT affect going on, but it might be worth a shot.

The plum lipgloss is the bomb, i love it, i forgot how much i miss wearing lipstick, i dont think i have worn it in ummm 8 years lmao. I am going to get the other colors soon.

Okay, must give the lip gloss one more try and order the plum.

Thanks on the tip on the water thing, i might have to try that before i completely give up on the foundation, cause i would really hate to. Maybe i also need an good moisturizer to help it look smoother. Does anyone know of any that are safe.

I wouldn't recommend my moisturizer, lol, but I do think it helps.

So just an update on my new make-up! I love it! The trick to long-lasting coverage for me is the intensive foundation along with the finishing dust stuff. All day long I looked great! It was really nice, and my skin looked really amazingly clear.

Yay!!!!

Some others, I think Donna is one uses the eyeliner dry.

Yep, I use it dry, but may eventually try it wet.

So...you know your addicted to EM when:

1. You choose your clothes according to the makeup colors your going to wear.

2. You plan a day ahead what makeup your wearing the next day.

3. You know you must have every brush EM puts out.

4. You spend over $30.00 in makeup because you like the new "special".

5. You wear makeup even when your planning on staying home for the day.

Feel free to add ladies. This could be fun!

I don't get it! j/k Um, every one of those applies to me. I have one to add:

6. You plan a shopping trip centered solely around buying "accessories" for your makeup habit.

Case in point. I went to a really neat store we have here called Storables. They have any and all kinds of storage containers. Went there soley to scope out what I could find for my makeup stuff.

What I found: 2 different kinds of little mini travel containers (like little pill cases) that would be suitable for putting my minerals and unpetroleum in to make my own lip gloss; another little set of drawers thingy to put in my linen closed to hold the "overflow" of mineral containers; a mini funnel to aid in getting those pesky minerals into a small container, and a little plastic container that will fit inside my tote so I can "add a compartment" whenever I want.

Bioset Question....

Is this mainly used for Finding and dealing with food allergies or intolerances?

Is this anyway similar to art?

BioSET is electrodermal testing and ART is muscle testing. Pretty different in what they do. BioSET "desensitizes" and ART reveals what is going on in the body...what is making it weak so to speak. It reveals things in layers, so what is stressing the body most is what will show up in any session. For me lyme showed up the strongest.

BioSET is not just food but anything that the body has become sensitized to. It is a desensitization tool, but it was really helpful for me in knowing exactly which foods were causing me problems. That gave me a base to start with. I'd been trying an elimination diet, but couldn't get anywhere because all the base "safe" foods were causing me to react. BioSET identified safe foods for me. They desensitized me to the problem foods, but I continued to avoid or limit most of them for quite a while. I've eventually added some of them back in now.

BioSET didn't find lyme for me the first two times she tested me for it. That's, I guess, because my body hadn't become sensitized to anything in the basic panel she had used. She eventually used a more specific detailed panel, and some lyme issues came up.

Natren.com is the company that makes the Heathy Trinity and many other probiotics that are all human strain. The goal is to have these guys implant and then you don't have to take them anymore. If one has long term fungal issues than it will take time to get the deep seeded fungus out. Also, if one has heavy metal issues it takes years to get that out or under control. Both of these conditions require that you constantly take probiotics until the walls of the intestine are receptive to the good guys. That's me.... heavy metals and deep seeded fungus.

Hum, I used to take the Healthy Trinity...maybe I should start that up again. I did like it, but stopped taking it because it was a little on the expensive side (that was years ago). Now I'm taking SOOOO many supplements, what's one more, lol. I was just tested on Saturday (via BioSET) and my candida issues were HUGE, and I have to admit I haven't been sticking to the diet, so it's time to get serious AGAIN, and the BioSET practitioner wants me on a probiotic, so this was a timely post!

OMG...What if DonnaB looks exactly like you, Originaldonna? Then what would we do??

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I immediately hit SHIFT when seated beside a smelly, lecherous man on the bus...

...NUM LOCK when I want that lazy, dazed, out-to-lunch feeling I suddenly get at my desk to linger for a while...

...and of course, the very useful PrtScrSysRq, which I smack when I just don't know what in hell is going on...

:lol:

Donna- YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!

Don't worry about it...it doesn't matter, honestly, if you can't, you know...get it up there. It really doesn't. We'll all understand... it happens to all guys at some point where they can't maintain maximum wittiness. Really, it's okay. Please don't be embarrassed or humiliated.

Why can't my son wear a pair of jeans for more than one day . . . even if he had them on for only an hour or two? . . . but he'll wear the same pair of underwear and socks for a week if I don't tell him to change them????

A puzzle to be sure!

Donna! <waves to av> Nice pic! .. . .. . .. .why'd I think ALL your pix would be mid-guffaw?

It's funny how, at some point of many a Saturday morn, I suddenly think "oh damn .. .got up too late again to surprise Donna at WhFds!" :lol:

Not all mid-guffaw...no guy taking the picture screaming out "say sex" to make me laugh. I KNEW you'd never make it up that early. Oh, I mean wake up that early.

Would you say that we have a plethora of Donnas? A Donnapalooza perhaps?

Ok, this is not a silly but I feel terribly sad for the dog who lives across the street.

OMGosh! That truly makes me upset! Dogs especially are pack animals and need to be part of something.