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  1. Okay, Okay! This is about to be remedied......I AM BACK. WHAT A WEEKEND! And. . . . . . . .. . . ....... . . . . .. ........ WE GOT A TREE!!!!!!!!!! 'Tis a long, meandering story, but suffice it to say that my sister, brother and I, at 4 pm Saturday (memorial the next day, noon to four) suddenly got together, downtown...
  2. OMG......now we're all on TWO threads?? It's craziness... .. .......c'mon, newbies, head on over!
  3. OMG!!! PHAN-F*CKING-TASTIC SAM HILL MANHEAD AVATARS!! They have made my day..... . . . Quick pop-in. Youse guys are being tres drole......
  4. That is terrific, Leeesargh! Off to Toronto....I'll try to check in!
  5. .......Terrific......... . . . . . ..
  6. YES!! Everyone come and check it out over there! Warning: you just may never leave. . . . . .....
  7. Whoa.....FOUR tornadoes have touched down in the greater Toronto area - - Newmarket and Durham. POeter! You okay?
  8. Whot?? This isn't completely, sweep-em-off-yer-feet impressive for just about anybody?? Um.......hmm.......While seated, I can get both feet behind my head, braced above my neck. Not really pretty....rather startling, actually. Think it would rank right up there with Sooozle's burps - - wouldn't be casually pulling it off to...
  9. ...Thought the Call-Girl Diet was coffee and cigarettes. ....... .... . . Oh, dear gawd..... .. ........ where in hell do I begin??. . .... I figgered there was somethin' goin' on with yer eyes, Psewzhin - - didn't guess Aidies, though. Ya keep on hittin' the reply button after you've posted!
  10. Struck me as phunny, Pseuzhinn, in the midst of a sad post....... Sorry you is havin' troubles on the homefront. Tell him to kiss yer ass! Hmm...well, you apparently don't have one.. .... .. Tell him to kiss yer armpit! Amanda! My mom reacts exactly the same way to some apples and all pears. Peeling the apples does help. Try...
  11. "Mornin', Peeps! Well, today I pack for a trip to Toronto. Sunday is my dad's memorial on Wards Island. On the one hand I am really looking forward to seeing all the Island friends, but I must say it is very difficult to be doing this again - - there has not been any real closure since we said goodbye and grieved together at the service here.... ....
  12. Knikker's whole post... BUT: OMG........me, too!! YES! PEGGLES CAN PHUND OUR ENTIRE PSILLYVILLE PSUMMIT!!! Get workin' on her, Sooooze..... . ...
  13. Nope. Stuff that goes in my car.. . .....um, should really not be goin' on my face. But her skin was unbelievably wrinkle-free, honestly........ Trade-off, I guess. You stink like a gas station, but you look like a twenty year-old.
  14. All right, let's all move this entire conversation over to the new skin products thread.....get Sam Hill out there again. I could mention my maiden-faced crone neighboUr.... . .she's absolutely relevant to the topic, I would say...... JERMAJESTY?? Did not know the Jacksons could be witty.. ..... or perhaps he wasn't trying... . ....!
  15. Gawd, there ain't nothing I can contribute to dat thread...... .. . .. Actually, the old lady that lived at the corner of my street where I grew up (and the grandmother of a good friend of mine) had the most incredibly young, wrinkle-free face. It was amazing, and actually looked rather strange -- this youthful, smooth face on the body of an eighty...
  16. Crap! Which thread?? All right everyone, we're pulling ranks and heading over to the new thread, Sam Hill avatars drawn and at the ready!
  17. GAH! Nik wears big-lady knickers?? ...And Two Sad Sooooes......... This is no good! I LOVE panty lines. The more visible, the better. In fact, I think that in the case of jeans, where panty lines are impossible, Levis should come out with a pair that have trompe-l'oeil panty lines on the bum.....just molded/dyed right into...
  18. Um.....not 5 hours, 13 minutes and 48 seconds? MIL's arrival is like that 'round here.......... . . . .. There's never any explaining here......the kids just see my face and demeanor, and yell, "Whup! Must be a holiday around the corner....Gran's comin'"....... Sue...I'm sad you're blue! Not into granny pants yet. Anyone...
  19. Great news on Max, Rayechull! Louboutins? Gad, ne'er heard of any of this stuff -- I remain SoOooOOo outta da loop........
  20. Sooooo-PERB poem, Rayechull! How is yer swollen pup?
  21. Bah, Soooozle.........just run off copies of the 2,200-page Psillyville Tome and hand them out upon your arrival - - "All right, this about covers what's been goin' on in MY head, and life, over the past few years"...... OMG........ Sewzinn is PHUNNEEE! DICK FALLIK FALLS! Sounds like the gameshow host of the century.. . ...... .. A...
  22. VIAGRA FALLS! Oh, dear, Rayechull... . ........ya may wanna take him to the vet. Swelling reactions always worry me so...Poor wee thing......
  23. Well, i wouldn't have thought so, either, but. . . . ..... Um...... .......sounding vaguely orgy-ish to me.. .. .... Pahteeegh is allergic to TexASS! Bollocks.....seasonal allergies are the worst -- take care of thyself, Paht..... Dear gawd......my mind has been temporarily immersed in the naughty world of swingers and...
  24. HEY....... . . ..... ..... Jyaghnitt, you may be onto something. I have never been to an orgy, so I'm not certain that one's feet aren't somehow involved at times..... . ...I could just stay off them, be kind of a stationary participant. Um, I know everyone is naked, but I would want to wear my heart-rate monitor, which goes under my chest. The wristwatch...
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