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Breathed shallowly, stood on my head (well...on my neck, more like...limber gymnast I ain't)...nothing. They went away when I was about halfway through a large glass of chablis. My poor man's phaerie.... I know....That's what I couldn't wait to tell you guys..... I asked Jack the other day what he would call himself if he ever... -
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All Right..... I have had the hiccups for about half an hour, now....held my breath, drank water, had Jack scare the hell outta me by bleeding profusely..... What now? Suggestions? (hic!) -
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OMG.......How did you know?! You must have been in the store when that happened...Actually, it was Code 12. AND.......my toenail shot did get snatched up. I went and checked a couple of days later.... Dunno about the shot of Gus's poop that Jack took as a three-year old..... -
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Well, now....Perhaps all these pics of my dad have been just that....out of new photo frames from Walmart. Not my dad at all, just some New-Frame-Head-Model. Mygawd....I would be SO buying those frames... Y'know, I wonder about all those discard pics I've put in those Walmart frames, of my forehead, or of the floor....who, if anyone, has bought those... -
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Man, that would be nice....maybe when you hit 10,000. Nope! Patti's done that already....perhaps 20,000. -
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Gaaaahhh!! Maybe that gushing facial blood was meant for you, Amanda! -
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Terry just had manflu, did he not? Absolutely, stay away from this individual.... when I first saw Jack, I thought he'd had his head run over by a tractor-trailer. Gad..... I don't have a big flipover imminent...why sudden copious bodily fluids? Patti! Sorry you have a coldy thing... Get somebody to heat you up some chicken soup... -
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Patti!!! Stop saying four-letter words! I have a short story for you all regarding DS's walk home from school yesterday. I am now finding it, for some reason, quite amusing... Jack's got about a half-mile to walk, so yesterday he's all bundled up...parka, snow pants, hat and mitts. He leaves the school and starts off. Suddenly, he feels his... -
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Got the morning off...heading out for a chilly run with the ever-game Augustus... Did I mention my crazed tenacity? -
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Morning, All! Hey, Amanda!! We have another early riser with us now! Good morning, JacquIe! Oh, yeah! I've followed the women over the last few years. The rallies seem to be much longer and more exciting, somehow... ...And I miss McEnroe's screaming.... This is a great point. The dogs must draw straws for who has... -
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I hear you, Tom. ((((hugs)))...... Wow, this would be quite an excursion from Whitehorse, and perhaps a trick to find...but I am known to be crazily tenacious, so I've taken down your particulars and I will speak with BIL, who is a true northerner and travels regularly up to the Arctic Circle and throughout Alaska. He'll help me, I am sure, to find... -
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Ptaum, where did you say Murphy's Ridge is? I always think about it when talking about a trip up north. Maybe I could....tread there.... I think it would be neat to see. -
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You laugh now, but just keep an eye on my av this July..... ...Likely a Canadian. We don't know what in hell we're doing.... -
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Just one more Michelle thing, then I promise I'm done till next year (and I am certain she'll be in it again....so we must all be assembled here in February '09!)...... The finish line as Michelle crossed....tears brimming over as I watched.... Open Original Shared Link ...And I do hope you read some T.S.! Let us go, then,... -
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I say don't lose it, but DO change it....add the nice, neat sideburns.... -
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Wait, wait...copying this down for lesson tomorrow..... Well, Tom, can you explain yourself? How'd you get between my posts? -
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Okay....just wanting to get this straight, in case I use this word in a pronunciation exercise with the diplomats. So it's a long "I"...I was thinking short "I"...Pa-Nee-al. Long, short.....so the penial conversation goes.... I was thinking...perhaps Peter sells pooch penis slings in his shop. -
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Yep. No slings needed there..... -
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Whoops....that was weird. Double post, but Tom's post was in between them... -
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Penial Health... Penial....stress on the first or second syllable? -
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Patti! Little Mr. Dalton...... I dunno, but I ain't measurin' their inseams! Likely there is a specialty shop of some sort. The Penis Place. Now there's a thought....are the mushers wearing slings? I perhaps would be amenable to measurement of some of their inseams..... Susie!!!! You just sound so happy! I... -
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JacquIe....You are Stoked!...... Drool list....Hmmmm..... Nobody, to me, will ever equal the classic male ruggedness, beauty...the physical magnificence, of Robert Redford. The rest are rank amateurs, these new-age cover guys. I've always had a dream about drawing him......sigh.......... I think a much more interesting "drool... -
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I can't believe it! NO! We're in for a beauti9ful weekend....temps around freezing, sunny.....aaaaaahhhhhh.... Another aaaaaahhhhhhhh....I can just smell that baking gluten-free bread....... Off to work! Interesting inside story about the Quest later.... -
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Morning, all! Well...Michelle finished fourth. Couldn't quite catch the Damned Dalton! I'm sure she's exhilarated, and headed immediately for the shower. Apparently with the remainder of prize money after expenses, she wants to go to Belize for a week. -40 for 11 days in darkness, I should think so...... Way to go, Michelle!! Thanks for keeping... -
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Man...is she always this funny, Peter?