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Explaining Excessive Gas To Those Near Your Bum


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Today I got a tattoo! B)

But it was near my lower bod.

And I'm the glutenless gas queen.

Needless to say, the tattoo artist was relatively cute.

I sure wasn't after I had to excuse my toots.


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Should have asked him if he wanted his car filled up.

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Luckily, he laughed. And he asked about celiac, THEN said that his buddy has IBS but he thinks that it could be something else and wants to research it now for him. So it actually was good!

Every negative has a positive :D

kareena Newbie

well thanks if that is what is causing my gas boy i'm sure glad you cleared that up!!! thanks

whitball Explorer
Today I got a tattoo! B)

But it was near my lower bod.

And I'm the glutenless gas queen.

Needless to say, the tattoo artist was relatively cute.

I sure wasn't after I had to excuse my toots.

congrats on your tatoo! I got my tatoo a few weeks ago. Did it hurt?

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congrats on your tatoo! I got my tatoo a few weeks ago. Did it hurt?

Hey thanks! What did you get?

It didn't hurt, per se.. More of a painful annoying poking that I just wanted to be over. But I definitely was very uncomfy.

key Contributor

I was cracking up when I read your post! I had to share it with my hubby.

Monica


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When I was in my prime celiac days and still eating lots and lots of gluten, I had the nastiest gas. That was part of the reason I had to get checked out. I knew there was no way. I laugh now, but it was embarrassing then (because when you have to share a room with 3 other basketball players on a road trip.....)

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Hey thanks! What did you get?

It didn't hurt, per se.. More of a painful annoying poking that I just wanted to be over. But I definitely was very uncomfy.

I went with my 18 year old son to get a tatoo! Pretty funny! I had a rose with its stem that was "C" shaped. It did hurt. My son brought his girlfriend with us thinking that I would cry because of the pain and they would get to watch me squirm. Not one bit of squirming came from me! What did you get?

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I went with my 18 year old son to get a tatoo! Pretty funny! I had a rose with its stem that was "C" shaped. It did hurt. My son brought his girlfriend with us thinking that I would cry because of the pain and they would get to watch me squirm. Not one bit of squirming came from me! What did you get?

I got a pseudo angel (sort of a oval with a halo), interlinked with another oval, signifying my mom (the angel), and I.

whitball Explorer
I got a pseudo angel (sort of a oval with a halo), interlinked with another oval, signifying my mom (the angel), and I.

sounds pretty!

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:) thanks

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