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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Don't think I am a horrible Mom after you read this!

A couple of years ago when Walker was learning to ride his bike, we'd taken him down to the park and he rode his bike into a bush. He laughed about, he was a good sport.

Later that day, we were out in front of our house on our sidewalk and he had me holding the seat of his bike so it wouldn't fall over, but that was all I was to do. He would start pedaling, I'd let go, and he'd travel down a few houses on his own.

Well, I was holding the seat, and his handlebars weren't pointing straight down the sidewalk, but more crooked, so he'd have to straighten them up pretty quickly to stay on the sidewalk. I tried telling him and got the old, "I can do it!", so I kept my mouth shut. He started pedaling, didn't straighten up his handlebars and rode his bike sooooooo sloooooowwwwwly into a tree. The bike stood there for a second and then he and the bike fell over. OMG! I thought I would die laughing! I went over there and said, "Hey, where did that tree come from?" :lol: and then laughed some more. :lol: He laughed too, and then got mad and said it was all my fault.

Don't Think I'm a Horrible Person but I LMAO reading this. It was the slow motion part that got me!

I am going to get to the bottom of WHO SARTED THIS and I will come back with a full report. It's my job as a moderator :P :P :P :P

My preliminary hypothesis is that it was Susie with her talk of falsies, but I could be wrong; probable, but highly unlikely (it was probably me or that wily Brit) :P

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Mtndog
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The finding are in- p. 50 DingoGirl mentined show boarding, But it WAS JESTGAR who asked if the tassles could spin. JESTGAR- TAG- You're IT! :lol::P:ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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The finding are in- p. 50 DingoGirl mentined show boarding, But it WAS JESTGAR who asked if the tassles could spin. JESTGAR- TAG- You're IT! :lol::P:ph34r:

:lol::lol: *Snigger* :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yer right. I should be slapped with a gluten-free noodle. I request a corn noodle, since those tend to be squishier.

But I guess they're stickier too, so maybe they'll substitute for the tassels.... :rolleyes:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Oh dear gawd...do not rely on me to be the mature one! I'm probably already fired!

No, it's not a paying job, right? They have to sell slaves. ;)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Yer right. I should be slapped with a gluten-free noodle. I request a corn noodle, since those tend to be squishier.

But I guess they're stickier too, so maybe they'll substitute for the tassels.... :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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The finding are in- p. 50 DingoGirl mentined show boarding, But it WAS JESTGAR who asked if the tassles could spin. JESTGAR- TAG- You're IT! :lol::P:ph34r:

*snigger* told ya so!!!!!!! :P Why, I am just an INNOCENT here! Minding my own bidness, as always! :D

dang, did not sleep well enough last night to even be funny t his morning. Uh, mojo temporarily gone, I am over and OUT! :huh:

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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No, it's not a paying job, right? They have to sell slaves. ;)

Oh my GAWD- You guys wouldn't sell me would you? :P:ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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cannot even conceive of this! :o:lol:

Me either, actually!! :lol::lol: I admit, it's very strange!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
Oh my GAWD- You guys wouldn't sell me would you? :P:ph34r:

NEVER!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Have you seen Open Original Shared Link (Sorry, don't know how to make it say "this")

2Boys4Me Enthusiast
2Boys4Me
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:lol: Hilarious!

One time we were at the Calgary Zoo at the gorilla enclosure and we saw a big male gorilla lying down right in front of the window. He picked his nose, ate it, glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw us watching him and clapped his hand on his forehad in the traditonal "D'oh!" move. We laughed so hard and wished we'd had our video camera with us, we'd have made a million.

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TriticusToxicum
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Have you seen Open Original Shared Link (Sorry, don't know how to make it say "this")

Now THAT'S entertainment! :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Do you guys know about Hayseed Dixie- they're a hillbilly tribute to AC DC . Here's their version of

Back in Black is waaaay better but I couldn't find. My hubby and I love them. Also, there's a hillbilly band called Tthe Gourds that cover Snoop Doggy Dogg's song "gin and Juice". I don't even know the Snoop version, but their version will make you pee you panatlones! :P

Have I been sold yet? Only for charity! :rolleyes:

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Mtndog
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Have you seen Open Original Shared Link (Sorry, don't know how to make it say "this")

That is priceslessly disgustingly funny!

Speaking of Apes.....We watched A Fish called Wanda last night (one of my favorites so.......Open Original Shared Link

andOpen Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Yer right. I should be slapped with a gluten-free noodle. I request a corn noodle, since those tend to be squishier.

But I guess they're stickier too, so maybe they'll substitute for the tassels.... :rolleyes:

..thanks to you for standing up and taking your punishment :lol: ..it could have been worse....it could have been a

:blink:

(Miss Beverly is so strict <_< )

...wait...was that a Richard sighting? (noticebly absent during chastisement!)

I thought maybe he had fallen asleep at his desk after staying up to watch ''Lost''

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Mtndog
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..thanks to you for standing up and taking your punishment :lol: ..it could have been worse....it could have been a
:blink:

(Miss Beverly is so strict <_< )

...wait...was that a Richard sighting? (noticebly absent during chastisement!)

I thought maybe he had fallen asleep at his desk after staying up to watch ''Lost''

Ewwwww....I would never slap anyone with an old trout. Maybe a fresh one.

I'm sure Ricahrd would be happy to deal out the punishment as i was never much of a disciplinarian. Just ask my students. "What, you kicked Ashley? That's not nice. Ashley, come here."

"Yes, Miss B."

"Please wind up and kick Alex three times as hard as you can" :P:ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
That is priceslessly disgustingly funny!

Speaking of Apes.....We watched A Fish called Wanda last night (one of my favorites so.......Open Original Shared Link

andOpen Original Shared Link

Fish theme going on now!!!.... SUPERBLY FUNNY FILM!!!

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Drama-Queen
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Speaking of fish theme......

"You shall cut down the tallest tree in the forest...wiiiith. A Herring!!!"

"Gasp"

"No Sir knight, anything but that!"

Oh monty python how you cheer me up when I am glum :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Fish are clearly more appropriate for this thread than tassles :P

That is unless

Very romantic! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Or you want to

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Speaking of fish theme......

"You shall cut down the tallest tree in the forest...wiiiith. A Herring!!!"

"Gasp"

"No Sir knight, anything but that!"

Oh monty python how you cheer me up when I am glum :rolleyes:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that movie so much!

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Drama-Queen
Posted

Just remember this....

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Other fish related movies:

"Big Fish" (duh)

"Amelie"-Suicidal goldfish named Blubber

In a fish called Wanda I have to say my favorite is a naked John Cleese on a bearskin rug with his black socks still on. Now that's funny, and awkward.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

OMG, what a cute dog!!! :D

Speaking of fish theme......

"You shall cut down the tallest tree in the forest...wiiiith. A Herring!!!"

"Gasp"

"No Sir knight, anything but that!"

Oh monty python how you cheer me up when I am glum :rolleyes:

Remember Open Original Shared Link? :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I like this one:

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

And this one:

Open Original Shared Link

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