Jump to content

  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):

    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Nikki said budging... :lol:

Meant to mention this as well, Susie. Your mom is gorgeous!

why thank you girls, my mom is a complete and utter goofball lunatic. Not many know this.....she hides it well. 'tis from whence all my goofiness comes. ;)

our Yeti looks......darker. Wasn't he white when he left the states? WTH is going on? Is this how he looked after the lab mishap? :huh:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

To all of my new, hilarious friends. I so look forward each day to conversing and laughing with you all...Susie, Janet, Tom, Nikki, Bev, Amanda, Alex, Patti, Sarah, Jess...gosh, are we so many regulars? What a troupe! Have a wonderful, laughter-filled day tomorrow. Staying funny gets us through any and everything..I believe it's the Secret of Life!

'tis indeed a grand group of sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mygawd, I can't even believe how funny we are. :lol:

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
tom Contributor
tom
Posted

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Utterly exhausted from the shopping, else I'd be chiming in on soooooooooo much. Hopefully will do later.

But THIS had to be posted!

LOL a Festivus for the rest of us! :D

Ran into this in the San Jose newspaper's "3 things to do today" blurb.

Open Original Shared Link

Looks a mite bit cheesy but it cracks me up that it's done at ALL!!!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Patti, here is some confetti for your 10, 000th post!

Love it :D Have a very Merry Christmas, Alex--and give my best to Ryan :)

I am watching ''Chitty, chitty, bang, bang'' whilst hubby does dinner ;)B)

I loved that movie--and Mary Poppins, too :P

Congrats Patti!!!!! Was your 10,000 just like you dreamed? LOL

Everything and more! :lol:

To all of my new, hilarious friends. I so look forward each day to conversing and laughing with you all...

Yes Emily--and right back at you :D We are a unique bunch B)

My sillies - I must retire to bed ....(I am that bit nearer to xmas than you all)

Sorry I missed you, Nikki--sleep tight :)

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom said it first--"for the rest of us"!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Duplicate post--my hand hit the keyboard and posted (twice) before I was ready :angry:

Bet I couldn't do that again if I tried :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
My sillies - I must retire to bed ....(I am that bit nearer to xmas than you all)

Dreadfully early start (no doubt) and there's a HUGE bird to be cooked!! :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

EDIT: Emily!! Excellent on getting the yeti to do chores!!!

Merry Christmas Nikki, have fun cooking the bird.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Duplicate post--my hand hit the keyboard and posted (twice) before I was ready :angry:

Bet I couldn't do that again if I tried :lol:

:lol: 'tis true, a computer vortex, for sure!!!!! (fo' shizzle)

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mygawd, I am a busy Christmas elf here.......still much to do....... :blink:

'tis an egregiously disorganized christmas.......but alas, I am having much fun, in this Festivus all by myself!!!!! slightly tipsy..........drinking the wine.......and now I am going to watch (in the background) "It's a Wonderful Life" for the bazillionth time........... *joy* Nikkeigh, do they have this Capra film in the UK? Tell me......

good gawd, is rather challenging.....making jewelry whilst slightly mad and tipsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must eat now........someone MUST get here and take these caramels away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
must eat now........someone MUST get here and take these caramels away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I know someone please take the chocolate covered gummi bears away from me as well.....I am eating them by the handful....I will be gaining a few lbs over the holidays :)

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

I've been away for a couple of days, and have only skimmed quickly through 48 hours worth of silly posts. Merry Christmas to all. For me, it's "Good night!" :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Night Peter, maybe you were good this year and Santa will bring you something under the tree....maybe some gluten-free goodies?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:o:blink::angry:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys will not be-LIEVE what just happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

Twenty minutes ago, I let the demon dog next door out into his back yard. So, I can hear him barking CONSTANTLY with that wretched, shrill bark of his (BTW his Stepford owner had the surgery to slash his vocal chords :o - an evil thing all in itself - to make him barkless, and it most CERTAINLY did not work - even remotely).

So, I went over to put him in his kennel......and he would not come in (highly unusual). I called for him.......still would not come. So, I went into the back yard to find him - he is wildly running to and fro, chasing something in this particular area of the garden. He will NOT come to me. So, I stepped over this barrier in the garden, trying to grab him adn pull him over........and I FELL - - over this little fence - - and knocked something over - god knows what - and FELL INTO A BUSH - tangling my hair and my fleece into these thorny roses, and HIT MY HEAD on the fencepost - - which has made me slightly concussed (I actually saw stars) and has given me an INSTANT and WRETCHED headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I HATE THAT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And let me tell you.......I have hardly EVER encountered a dog I do not like, maybe NEVER.

so.......I have pulled the leaves and thorns out of my hair and am off to bed...........slight concussion......SEVERE headache..........

carry on sillies..........

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

back to Christmas cheer......I"ll have it tomorrow............

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Well, the presents have all been opened (it's all over in a flash) - the Turkey's stuffed AND in the oven - kids all gone off - kitty Will having the time of his life !!! :lol:

(BTW his Stepford owner had the surgery to slash his vocal chords :o - an evil thing all in itself - to make him barkless, and it most CERTAINLY did not work - even remotely).

:o Vets actually perform this op?? :o

So, I went over to put him in his kennel......and he would not come in (highly unusual). I called for him.......still would not come. So, I went into the back yard to find him - he is wildly running to and fro, chasing something in this particular area of the garden. He will NOT come to me. So, I stepped over this barrier in the garden, trying to grab him adn pull him over........and I FELL - - over this little fence - - and knocked something over - god knows what - and FELL INTO A BUSH - tangling my hair and my fleece into these thorny roses, and HIT MY HEAD on the fencepost - - which has made me slightly concussed (I actually saw stars) and has given me an INSTANT and WRETCHED headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I HATE THAT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And let me tell you.......I have hardly EVER encountered a dog I do not like, maybe NEVER.

so.......I have pulled the leaves and thorns out of my hair and am off to bed...........slight concussion......SEVERE headache..........

*snort*...shouldn't laugh.....But mental image is too much.. :lol: ....also the dragged through the hedge backwards look is very 'in' and the concussion saves on wine needing to be consumed with same effect!! ;)

Evil yappy dog needs to GO!!! :lol: (poor Stinker)

:lol: I was rather hoping that santa would bring me some new slippers as mine are falling apart with the sole 'flapping' :lol: (death trap) but alas.....so I am wearing my son's instead!! :D

'Gone with the wind' is on soon - must settle down with chocs.......for breakfast :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!

Susie...hows your head this morning?

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Sleeps through Christmas pooping in here.

Susie- OW!!!!!!!! Don't you know if you have a concussion, you arre NOT supposed to go to sleep! Poor dog- vocal chord surgery is EVIL. Mean Stepfords!

Just wanted to poop in, say Merry Christmas and tell you that yes, Kurt gave me a copy of......

Don't Hassle the Hoff- the autobiography of our beloved David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks like my avatar will have to change soon!

MERRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
:o Vets actually perform this op?? :o

<_<:o:angry:

only in America........completely HEINOUS.....

Yes.......dragged through a hedge backwards indeed! :lol: I gently pulled the wee hedgehogs out of my hair last night, and all is well. Inspection this morning of Stepford's back yard revealed that I fell onto a branch of her standing rose bush, and that branch is wrenched off, hanging to the ground - :huh: - hence all the hoglets/thorns in my hair. I knocked over a garden statue. Now debating whether I cut the hanging branch off and say nothing......or......just leave it and tell her of my mishap.

(I think I'll leave it and write her a note, perhaps wages will increase for hardship pay :lol: )

:D

'Gone with the wind' is on soon - must settle down with chocs.......for breakfast :blink:

I've had the caramels again for breakfast just now. :huh: Thank God, they're almost gone. Hopefully Amanda's chocolate gummy's are also? :lol:

[

Don't Hassle the Hoff- the autobiography of our beloved David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks like my avatar will have to change soon!

:lol: HE DID NOT!!!!!!!!! OMG that's too funny..........

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and may it be the silliest year ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and may it be the silliest year ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

Yep, only the bottom lining of the gummy container is still filled...I ate alot. We are getting ready to go to Christmas dinner at MIL's.

Wow, can we get sillier?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

So we survived Christmas dinner :) I had a little too much wine though, they had this very sweet PA wine...mmm! Susie you would have enjoyed it.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Inspection this morning of Stepford's back yard revealed that I fell onto a branch of her standing rose bush, and that branch is wrenched off, hanging to the ground - :huh: - hence all the hoglets/thorns in my hair. I knocked over a garden statue. Now debating whether I cut the hanging branch off and say nothing......or......just leave it and tell her of my mishap.

OMG !!!

SAY NOTHING! (ALWAYS!!!!!)

BEV!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sleeps through Christmas)

The Hoff???....Kurt got you the Autobiography????......Dear God, you're winding me up?!?! :unsure:

So we survived Christmas dinner :) I had a little too much wine though, they had this very sweet PA wine...mmm!

Yeah!! Go Amanda!!!!!

Susie you would have enjoyed it.

Susie enjoys everything after 3 glasses ;) (as do I!!!!!)

A Tad inebriated...just back from friend's house......dear GAWD..had to WRENCH hubby out of there with a shoe horn (wayyyyy more inebriated than moi) :lol: .....also left one fairly small child at friend's house :blink:

Thank god tomorrow is Boxing Day (Yay!! Common wealther's!!! :D ) and NOBODY has to get up :rolleyes:

Turkey, chips, pickles, crackers (gluten-free and other) and (oh s+*t) a crap load of people tomorrow eve that dearest hubby invited :blink::unsure::ph34r:

:lol: ..... come on over!!!.... (bring a bottle!)

:lol::lol::lol: ......STOP ME!!!!

:wub: you ALL !!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Nikki, I wasn't going to stop by until I saw you posting at 8:30 my time! LOL, I coulda guessed you were inebriated!! :lol:

No drinking for me this year. :( Actually, I don't miss it as much as I thought I would. :)

Um, did you forget the child?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Sillies

Anyone rushing out to the store to after Christmas shop today?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Gosh--I can't believe it's the day after.....hope ya'll had a nice day yesterday :)

Susie :o The heinousity of it all!!!! Don't say a word, is what I say ;) After what you went through for her dog--and the poor thing....having to undergo surgery to slash his vocal chords.... <_<

How are you this morning?

I had wine with dinner yesterday!!!!! :D

Susie and Amanda--I did the same thing with my Christmas cookies--everytime I passed by, I ate one B) The jeans are not going to button pretty soon if I don't get a grip :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Morning Sillies

Anyone rushing out to the store to after Christmas shop today?

Morning Amanda--

Nope--I'm staying in...I think I might be getting a cold. Not sure, but woke up with a slightly scratchy throat.

Are you at work?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I'm at work. The hospital is quiet, well on the office side of it anyway. A lot of offices are closed yet. There are only 5 of us in mine today.

John has been talking about having a sore throat the last two days.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Glad it should be a quiet day for you--where my son works, he is in a team of 6 normally and today there will only be 2 of them. I guess it's a popular day to take off.

Hope John isn't getting sick again.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

My sister told me she was going to return something to Wally-World this morning since it didn't work...I told her she was crazy!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
My sister told me she was going to return something to Wally-World this morning

Oye--I'll bet it's going to be a madhouse there today....

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):


  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      132,118
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748
    Cwbtex
    Newest Member
    Cwbtex
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):


  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Colleen H
      Gluten related ??

      By Colleen H · Posted

      I did ... But aren't we going to be vitamin deficienct if we are not eating due to being sick ?? If the food we eat is gluten free and we have other sensitivities , how do we get out of the cycle??  Thank you 
    • Colleen H
      Heat intolerant... Yikes

      By Colleen H · Posted

      Anyone else get pins and needles. ??? Burning feeling ? Heat makes it so much worse 😔  Winter is here.  I had to lower my thermostat because I couldn't take that hot air feeling 😔  Hopefully it goes away soon     
    • trents
      Taking Probiotics but Still Getting Sick After Gluten – Advice?

      By trents · Posted

      I assume that you already know that genetic testing for celiac disease cannot be used to confirm a celiac diagnosis. About 40% of the general population has the genetic potential to develop celiac disease but only about 1% actually develop celiac disease. It can be used to rule out celiac disease with a high degree of confidence, however, in the case where the genetic testing is negative for the genes. Until and unless you are actually diagnosed with celiac disease I would not raise this as an issue with family. However, if you are diagnosed with celiac disease through blood antibody testing and/or endoscopy with positive biopsy I would suggest you encourage first degree relatives to also purse testing because there is a significant chance (somewhere betwee 10% and almost 50%, depending on which studies you reference) that they will also have or will develop active celiac disease. Often, there are symptoms are absent or very minor until damage to the small bowel lining or other body systems becomes significant so be prepared that they may blow you off. We call this "silent celiac disease". 
    • trents
      GI DX celiac despite neg serology and no biopsy

      By trents · Posted

      If you were off gluten for two months that would have been long enough to invalidate the celiac blood antibody testing. Many people make the same mistake. They experiment with the gluten free diet before seeking formal testing. Once you remove gluten from the diet the antibodies stop being produced and those that are already in circulation begin to be removed and often drop below detectable levels. To pursue valid testing for celiac disease you would need to resume gluten consumption equivalent to the amount found in 4-6 slices of wheat bread daily for at least two weeks, preferably longer. These are the most recent guidelines for the "gluten challenge". Without formal testing there is no way to distinguish between celiac disease and gluten sensitivity since their symptoms overlap. However, celiac disease is an autoimmune disorder that damages the small bowel lining, not true of gluten sensitivity. There is no test available for gluten sensitivity so celiac disease must first be ruled out. By the way, elevated liver enzymes was what led to my celiac diagnosis almost 25 years ago.
    • trents
      High DGP-A with normal IGA

      By trents · Posted

      Then it does not seem to me that a gluten-related disorder is at the heart of your problems, unless that is, you have refractory celiac disease. But you did not answer my question about how long you had been eating gluten free before you had the blood antibody test for celiac disease done.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.