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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

Oops . . . that should have been two separate posts . . . :lol:

Dang board is enabling "flood control" . . . won't let me post as fast as I want!!! Dagnabbit!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
I was SO scary as a pregnant woman...((((shudder))).....huge, hair falling out, dark circles....I'll be sure to put one of them pics up......Gaaaaaaaahhhhh....................

You can always tell us that it's one of your neighbors...

elye Community Regular

Janet! You're....

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Puppies- Oh Sarah- they're so cute!!!!!!! Even if full-grown now!!!! is she an Irish setter? Her coat is bee-u-tiful!!!! And Susie's new av- that's one good looking dingo! Hope she's not itchy too!!!! How are you?

I only have one itch- both arms same place but tis enough to drive me mad.....one arm where the new line is and the other is skin that hasn't seen the world in 4 months. It was apparently much happier in its sterile state! They BOTH itch like crazy as one heals and the other hits the air...wonder how I would look as an armless Grecian statue. :huh::o

Sentient bipeds, eh? I think they only have those in Canada?

If you can dominate the quadrupeds in the house, you may eventually be able to dominate the other bipeds. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Obviously Peter is King of His castle!!!!!!!!!!!

I still totally have that look. I call it "Fish Belly Legs." <_<

Our whole area (and I'm talking like 6 counties) got whomped with tornadoes last night!!!

:o But we're fine.

Oh GAWD- it's the worst.......the first time you put a shirt or capris or (GASP! SHUDDER!) a bathing suit....... :ph34r: :ph34r:

Glad you are OK :D - closest I have ever come to a tornado was on Nebraska Colorado border. It was nearby and it was LOUD!!!!!!!!!! Close enough for me!!!!!!!

Yes, everything is OK here. Just lots going on . . . Hopefully, the therapist will teach him some relaxation/calming/coping skills.

My daughter got in trouble at school this week for whining. I asked her what she was whining about and she answered . . . "We were suppose to be writing nice things about our moms and I couldn't think of anything!" . . . :huh:. . . :o . . . <_< . . . :lol:

Then, last night I made fried chicken for supper. We probably should have had baked chicken but my son likes fried chicken better and I just want him to EAT!!! So the whole meal he kept complaining that the chicken "didn't taste too good" . . . "something was wrong with it." After about a half a dozen of comments like those, Hubby told him to give it a rest. I'm reaaaalllllly looking forward to this mother's day.

EGADS!!!!!!!! I'm going to therapy with your son if it works (poor little guy!).

Love the BROKE joke! Sent it to Uncle ray!!!!!!

For some reason I felt the urge to google "words that sound dirty but aren't" and this is what I found:

1. hump day

2. seamen

3. fish taco

4. thespian

5. kumquat

6. Ballcock

7. rectory

8. the penal system

9. Uranus

10. Bangkok

11. angina

I don

elye Community Regular

SO bloomin'....

Jestgar Rising Star
We could all just do a FLURRY of posts - you know - one word or

smiley-con per post......make it a goal, a campaign for 2008 <coinciding w/ electoral year) to have each member complete something like........10 pages per day. :lol: In all yer spare time.

Sillies........I have lost my mojo and have nowt else

What you need is a goal. Something to work towards.Hmmm, what could that be :tappingfingeronchinfeetguy:

We could all just do a FLURRY of posts - you know - one word or

smiley-con per post......make it a goal, a campaign for 2008 <coinciding w/ electoral year) to have each member complete something like........10 pages per day. :lol: In all yer spare time.


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There are 15 posts per page, no matter the length. We could all just do a FLURRY of posts - you know - one word or smiley-con per post......make it a goal, a campaign for 2008 <coinciding w/ electoral year) to have each member complete something like........10 pages per day. :lol: In all yer spare time.

or

Mtndog Collaborator

we

elye Community Regular

PHUNEE!!

(Doesn't flow as hilariously as intended.....Bev!! Ya got in me way!) :lol::lol:

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could

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK.

OK

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

be really

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

ha ha

snort

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

really annoyoing

and post like that :P

Sorry janet......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oops . . . that should have been two separate posts . . . :lol:

Dang board is enabling "flood control" . . . won't let me post as fast as I want!!! Dagnabbit!!!

:lol: yup..........there's the snag...............

DingoGirl Enthusiast

......in our diabolical plan.

:lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Puppies- Oh Sarah- they're so cute!!!!!!! Even if full-grown now!!!! is she an Irish setter? Her coat is bee-u-tiful!!!!

She's a dachsund. :lol: Hard to tell sizes in a little avatar. She is gorgeous, though!

Susie! Methinks it's the roids getting in the way of your mojo. How long do you have to stay on them?

elye Community Regular

Stop!! STOP!!! Too confusing!! Like a strobe light in darkness...I can't stand it!!! Arbitrary, interrupted words.....Gaaaaaahhhhhh.... :huh::huh::lol:

I say we just throw some emoticons into a post flurry....THAT I can handle without having to go and take a Gravol.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Puppies- Oh Sarah- they're so cute!!!!!!! Even if full-grown now!!!! is she an Irish setter? Her coat is bee-u-tiful!!!! And Susie's new av- that's one good looking dingo! Hope she's not itchy too!!!! How are you?

I don

elye Community Regular

B)B)

:P

Ridgewalker Contributor
Weezee in av - - that's her evening meditation stare. She mesmerizes me with her tranquil stillness - - honestly, nearly every night, she sits up straight like that and stares quietly, thinking, praying, pondering, eyes half-open............ cracks me up.

I particularly love the angle of her ears in that pic. :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Stop!! STOP!!! Too confusing!! Like a strobe light in darkness...I can't stand it!!! Arbitrary, interrupted words.....Gaaaaaahhhhhh....

I say we just throw some emoticons into a post flurry....THAT I can handle without having to go and take a Gravol.....

what is Gavol? do I want some? will it give me energy for going out tonight (can't cancel, I'm the one who planned it)

:lol: :lol: :blink:

:wacko:

WACKL

:huh:

:o

:lol:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I particularly love the angle of her ears in that pic. :D

Me too :wub:

elye Community Regular
Weezee in av - - that's her evening meditation stare. She mesmerizes me with her tranquil stillness - - honestly, nearly every night, she sits up straight like that and stares quietly, thinking, praying, pondering, eyes half-open............ cracks me up.

Gus does this exact thing, also, at different times of the day. Sits ramrod straight, like a spectacular showdog, squints and remains still. Thinking? Praying? Bah....This is a MALE, remember.....likely what's going on:

"Now, do I have to poop? Um.....should I go and empty my food dish first? Is either cat around to flip up into the air? Or drooling...could just do that for a while".......

:lol:

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