The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Julie feel better soon!!!

My youngest sister turned 21 today, now we are all legal....making me feel old!

[jerseyangel]

My youngest sister turned 21 today, now we are all legal....making me feel old!

Just think how this makes your parents feel My 2 are both "legal", my "baby" is 23

Did I mention today I was a child bride

[elye]

Just got back from a lovely lunch at my girlfriend's....four of us get together every couple of months. This time we met at her big place, and for the hell of it, brought our dogs. OMG...Gus and Elsie were hilarious with two puppies and a little cairn terrier.

And we had a fair amount of champagne.....it's now, what....almost 3 pm?

And we climbed into her hot tub. Incredible! The temp outside is about 75 F, and the water was nice and cool, but still bubbly. A neat experience.

However, I believe the rest of the day may be shot. Oh, hell...........

[CarlaB]

Just think how this makes your parents feel

No kidding, my oldest is 20 and I was legally an adult when I married.

[elye]

Gawd...in my champagned state I hit reply before I'd even SAID what I hadda say...

Julie! Lord, it's great to hear you are okay after all of that terrifying swelling. What a horrid thing to have to be thinking about.........(((((HUGS)))))))!!!!!

Patti AND Carla! You both are far too young to have kids in their twenties......quite remarkable. You both look fantastic, and you must surprise a lot of people if and when your age ever comes up!

Now, ME, on the other hand....people say, "What? You've only got TWO kids? And the older is only fifteen?"

[nikki-uk]

Evening all!!

Son of Silly just back from his trip to France.....fab time .....watch this space for his next intrepid oversea adventure!!

So we have a few rather chesty Sillies, here...Sarah, too! It's not that mine are that small, they're now just....considerably lower, I guess....

Small and low me

T'is a cruel world

Chesty sillies

Just popping in to say hello. I had another 2 rough days with my reaction, it traveled from my throat to my tongue, not fun at all ..........don't have much silly-ness in me.

Oh poor Joo-Lea

Take it easy

but I noticed poop and boobs

Would that be a Poob??

If you've got enough rope to make harnesses you could hook them all up to the car and have them pull it to the library.

Whilst shouting ''Mush'' at the little blighters!!

Excellent plan

I hope you make it ..... this is a perfect example of when it's a benefit to look stupid and maybe have DD's.

If you got it - flaunt it!!

However, I believe the rest of the day may be shot. Oh, hell...........

Ho'tub??

Jealous of Emily's boozy, lazy gossipy slattern day

Now, ME, on the other hand....people say, "What? You've only got TWO kids? And the older is only fifteen?"

Such modesty - when we KNOW you are stunning :stunningemoticon:

[jerseyangel]

Now, ME, on the other hand....people say, "What? You've only got TWO kids? And the older is only fifteen?"

Isn't Emily phun when she's a bit schnockered

[jerseyangel]

Such modesty - when we KNOW you are stunning :stunningemoticon:

Tis true

Boy oh boy--Al's really had a year fer himself, now hasn't he? Going to be quite the seasonned traveler

[blueeyedmanda]

OMG only 2 more days till FL!!!!! And we have so much to do!!!

[Ridgewalker]

Well we made it, and fun was had by all. Whew! And my friend's baby only wanted ME to hold her the whole time-- which I loved. She's about 14 months, and has been doing the mommy-clingy thing a lot lately. I think she figured out, "Hey, that one only has boys. She'll coo and spoil me the whole time if I allow her to have me."

Emily, that sounds like so much fun!!! I wanna come next time.

[Ridgewalker]

Btw, Em... there's a panicky mom whose diabetic son was just diagnosed with celiac disease. You may want to Open Original Shared Link Sounds like she could use some advice.

[elye]

Yay, Amanda!! Off to Orlando! We suspect that the yeti may still be thereabouts.....please keep an eye out for him. . ..

Jealous of Emily's boozy, lazy gossipy slattern day

'Twas that, indeed. Exactly. A BLGS day . . .... I'm SO fortunate to have it happen only three or four times a year... ... . .

Now, I've found another word that makes not just one's mouth, but whole face, it would seem, attractive when enunciated: interlobular.

[elye]

Btw, Em... there's a panicky mom whose diabetic son was just diagnosed with celiac disease. You may want to Open Original Shared Link Sounds like she could use some advice.

CRAP...I'm in questionable shape to be leaping atop my big white steed.......

But I'll head over there toot sweet.

Mygawd....I'll probably just tell her to get into a ho' tub with a couple of friends and champagne, and hell, everything seems great!

[jerseyangel]

I don't think I told you guys....I got my hair cut--short

Remember how it was uneven, and driving me nuts? I tried a salon that came well recommended right on the little Main Street of our town.

Anyway, this really nice stylist took me right away (I only stopped in to make an appointment) and did a very nice job--it's short, but it's an excellent cut.

Get this--her daughter tested weakly positive for Celiac when she was 19--3 years ago. The doctor said it was a low positive, so she didn't have to go on the gluten-free diet. This girl gets outbreaks when she is under stress.....among other things. (This came up because I told the shampoo girl I just wanted my hair rinsed......yada, yada, yada)

I gave the mom as much info as I could and invited her to come on the board, just to read if she wanted to. She asked a lot of questions and said she looked forward to talking to me about this some more the next time I come in. Which I plan to do cause I really liked her and the whole salon.

I have to say I'm loving not blow-drying

[Ridgewalker]

Mygawd....I'll probably just tell her to get into a ho' tub with a couple of friends and champagne, and hell, everything seems great!

:lol:

[jerseyangel]

Now, I've found another word that makes not just one's mouth, but whole face, it would seem, attractive when enunciated: interlobular.

I'm thinking even moreso when one is half in the bag

[Ridgewalker]

I don't think I told you guys....I got my hair cut--short

Picture! Picture!

[elye]

Patti's got short hair! Patti's got short hair!

Yes. Pick-chur, Puleeze.

I think those are champagne words........

[CarlaB]

Patti!! After all that you got it cut off!!!! :o

[jerseyangel]

Patti!! After all that you got it cut off!!!! :o

I know!!!

The chemical straightening really took it's toll after a while--the girl who did it for me was excellent, but that stuff is potent. My hair was breaking and shedding and to tell you the truth, I kinda wanted to go more natural and stop using so much stuff on it.

I will probably grow it out a bit now that all the processed parts are gone--so yeah, I'm starting from scratch again!

[tom]

CRAP...I'm in questionable shape to be leaping atop my big white steed.......

But I'll head over there toot sweet.

I'm imagining Emily sitting backwards on that steed, the giggles interrupted only by the guffaws and occasional hoots, tho curiously holler-free. ;p

[jerseyangel]

I'm imagining Emily sitting backwards on that steed, the giggles interrupted only by the guffaws and occasional hoots, tho curiously holler-free. ;p

....holding onto the reigns with one hand and her hat on with the other

[elye]

I'm imagining Emily sitting backwards on that steed, the giggles interrupted only by the guffaws and occasional hoots, tho curiously holler-free. ;p

EXACTEMENT. I imagined this, also. However, I was quite impressed with myself and my ability to drag myself, struggling mightily, into my sage, helpful persona and, well......offer a post that was responsible, mature and serious.

Helpful? Bah!!

I so very rarely partake in this kind of mid-day decadence....what kind of timing does this mother think she has, anyways??

[jerseyangel]

I so very rarely partake in this kind of mid-day decadence....

Well then it's high time you did! You deserve it!!!

[CarlaB]

I know!!!

The chemical straightening really took it's toll after a while--the girl who did it for me was excellent, but that stuff is potent. My hair was breaking and shedding and to tell you the truth, I kinda wanted to go more natural and stop using so much stuff on it.

I will probably grow it out a bit now that all the processed parts are gone--so yeah, I'm starting from scratch again!

I know what you mean. Lyme did a number on my hair. Much of it fell out and what was left broke. When I began treatment, it started growing back, so it's taken this long to replace all of it. I have about two inches of bad hair left, but it's not worth getting cut off right now as it's not that bad anymore. It's thickened up to where it used to be. Thankfully it was thick to begin with .....