The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

.. . .and the old phart deserved it.

Hope he isn't still around, 99 years old and recently diagnosed with celiac, checking out forums. . . .. . . ....

Hee!

I don't recall doing anything like that on Halloween.....just the standard Trick or Treating.

I did get engaged on Halloween 1974 I think I probably told you guys that......

[Judyin Philly]

Well, by ten o'clock, there must have been 60 big pumpkins piled all across his porch. . . he couldn't open his door, I am sure. It looked SOOOOOO heelarryus. .. . .and the old phart deserved it.

Hope he isn't still around, 99 years old and recently diagnosed with celiac, checking out forums. . . .. . . ....

Loved the story and the Update...........all neighbhoods had them.

we had a woman who was the same kind.

Screamed at all us kids

We took a beautiful box of Whitman choclates.

Of course we ate the candies and then....................

Took some kitty poop from the kitty box, wrapped each piece in wax paper and twisted the ends.....looked kinda nice actually..

and put on her front porch ......rang the bell.........ran for cover............

never heard a word about it.

She's not with us anylonger...........she lived for many years so don't worry...........even sh!t didn't kill the old codger.

[jerseyangel]

We took a beautiful box of Whitman choclates.

Of course we ate the candies and then....................

Took some kitty poop from the kitty box, wrapped each piece in wax paper and twisted the ends.....looked kinda nice actually..

and put on her front porch ......rang the bell.........ran for cover............

Judith!!!!!!

OMG--that is the phunniest thing I've ever heard!

[Mtndog]

Emily- That is HEE-LARE-Eous!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's see, we did egg and shaving cream on some lawns and spray painted our initials on telephone poles:

BB

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KN Tee hee!!!!!!!!

and Judy- kitty poop!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Judyin Philly]

Judith!!!!!!

OMG--that is the phunniest thing I've ever heard!

glad you thought it was phunny.........bet she didn't

you got engaged on Halloween........how cool

Judy

[jerseyangel]

glad you thought it was phunny.........bet she didn't

I'm sure she didn't!

[tom]

We took a beautiful box of Whitman choclates.

Of course we ate the candies and then....................

Took some kitty poop from the kitty box, wrapped each piece in wax paper and twisted the ends.....looked kinda nice actually..

OMG Judy!!!!! <true laughter yay!>

Nice porch pumpkining too Em

Halved emotiquota!???

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

:angryangryangryangryangryangryangryangry:

"So .. .. .listen . ....I know I'm in no position to ask for a favor under these circumstances, but if you wouldn't mind - I mean I'd REALLY owe you one big-time - would you mind counting to 20 after I drop the guillotine???

Thanks in advance "

[elye]

Gahhhhhh, Judy! Li'l homemade trick chocolate poops!!!

"So .. .. .listen . ....I know I'm in no position to ask for a favor under these circumstances, but if you wouldn't mind - I mean I'd REALLY owe you one big-time - would you mind counting to 20 after I drop the guillotine???

Thanks in advance "

OMG. . . . this reminds me of a rumoured account of Anne Boleyn's eyes and mouth contorting a fair amount after her head had been lopped off her body, for a long enough time that many in the throng noticed and dutifully vomited and/or passed out. This would make sense, I suppose - - muscles contracting or releasing . . .. . but perhaps she was trying to say something in those fateful eight seconds of waning consciousness. .. . ... .

. . . What would she have had to say?. . . . .

"I'll be back. . . ....Watch for me. . . wandering the tower halls .. . . . .wi' me 'ead tooked underneath me arm . . . ".....

[Mtndog]

Methinks Anne Boleyn was trying to say, "Henry- YOU ARE AN ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

YIPPEEE- true laughter from Ptaum!

[Judyin Philly]

OMG Judy!!!!! <true laughter yay!>

"So .. .. .listen . ....I know I'm in no position to ask for a favor under these circumstances, but if you wouldn't mind - I mean I'd REALLY owe you one big-time - would you mind counting to 20 after I drop the guillotine???

Thanks in advance "

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Tom's got his phunny back

hows the job, big guy?

. . . What would she have had to say?. . . . .

"I'll be back. . . ....Watch for me. . . wandering the tower halls .. . . . .wi' me 'ead tooked underneath me arm . . . ".....

Good one......gives creidence to Jack's theory

Methinks Anne Boleyn was trying to say, "Henry- YOU ARE AN ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

YIPPEEE- true laughter from Ptaum!

yep, tis a good day. Loved your Anne Boleyn quote.

Bevie's got some silly in her tonight.

[JNBunnie1]

I never pulled tricks on Halloween, I was too busy trying to get candy.

Last year, however, someone did toilet paper the trees out front of our house. I was coming home and noticed it, and thought to myself, "Is that Charmin? Charmin Ultra Strong? Ooooo boy, if I was your momma you'd be DEAD, BOY!!!!!"

Or girl....

Is it sad that I recognized the brand?....... And type?........

[jerseyangel]

"So .. .. .listen . ....I know I'm in no position to ask for a favor under these circumstances, but if you wouldn't mind - I mean I'd REALLY owe you one big-time - would you mind counting to 20 after I drop the guillotine???

Thanks in advance "

A Pataghumn sillie!!!!!!

It's been too long, buddy

[JNBunnie1]

A Pataghumn sillie!!!!!!

It's been too long, buddy

Quite the entertaining sillie, no less. That was freakin funny. I wanna know how many heads they had to chop off before they came up with that number. How do you get people to sign up for a test like that?

"Hey, uh, we know we're supposed to do the needle thing, but we're goin old school and we're just gonna chop your head off and see how long it takes for you to die!"

Did they have electrodes hooked up or something?

[tom]

I've come to realize there may be a snag in counting sans lungs.

**New Plan!!**

"Blink every second s'il vous plait?"

[elye]

Perhaps they just took an average, over the span of a couple of centuries, of the amount of time the eyes and mouths twitched and grimaced after separation from the host body, and it ended up being eight seconds.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Revolting, and deeply disturbing, but good. . . . . . .

[elye]

Hey!!!

I'm watching Larry King...he's got Michael Moore on, and is taking call-in questions. A woman just called with a very sexy voice, from CLOVIS, California, and asked a brilliant question about Obama's campaign.

Sooooozie!!! Was that you?????

Where is Susie, anyways?

[curlyfries]

Where is Susie, anyways?

I was just thinking about posting that very same question.

Good to see Tom with his sillie on...........must be where mine went.

Don't know what I've done to myself, but my face is breaking out and a feeling of gloom and total irritability has overcome me.

Hmmmmmm.....just realized I've been out of vitamins for about a week. Can that possibly be it?

[Jestgar]

Where is Susie, anyways?

She's playing on spacebook

[jerseyangel]

She's playing on spacebook

So that's where she is! I have to check in over there, I always forget

[tom]

Don't know what I've done to myself, but my face is breaking out and a feeling of gloom and total irritability has overcome me.

Hmmmmmm.....just realized I've been out of vitamins for about a week. Can that possibly be it?

I think gloom, irritability & a general unease (and hmmm . .. .others not coming to me) are what I used/monitored to discover which vitamins, for the most part, were worth taking.

So that's where she is! I have to check in over there, I always forget

Hmmmmmmmmm

I might have to try them myface places someday . .

Until then, consider it safe to assume I've been sending drinks to all throughout the day .. . .EVERY day!

What else gets sent? Pokes? Slaps? 3 stooges-style eye pokes and pliered noses??

P.S. My phirst post phrom werk!!!!!

I think I'm finding that simply having somewhere to go is a big therapeutic plus.

[curlyfries]

P.S. My phirst post phrom werk!!!!!

Then you must be working the graveyard shift.

I did that years ago when I was a...........................wait for it .......................................................................................DONUT MAKER!

I know what you were thinking.................shame on you!

Yes, folks, I was covered in flour and sugary glaze.

Tomorrow Today is payday.......gonna go buy my vitamins. Took a shower and placed an order for Everyday Minerals..........Feelin a tad bit better

[tom]

Then you must be working the graveyard shift.

Not really. I was only in for ~4 hrs & left shortly after 10.

I did that years ago when I was a...........................wait for it .......................................................................................DONUT MAKER!

I know what you were thinking.................shame on you!

But ...but .. .but I was thinking gravedigger!!!!

(Egads I hope it wasn't while the "time to make the donuts" comm'l was airing)

"Tad bit better" sounds like a good start.

[elye]

Mornin', Psillies!

Glad you're feeling a little better, Leeesa!

So that's where she is! I have to check in over there, I always forget

Sooozie's fraternizing with the realms on facebook, and not a 'tall wif US??

Still think that was her on Larry King last evening .. . ....gorgeous voice, phunny, intellectual.... . cannot remember exactly the question she asked - -something about the election. I jumped up... . ."CLOVIS?? Mygawd. . .. that's GOT to be Susie!!! it's a woman, from Clovis, California. . . it has to be her!!!"

You guys are always over there on the Book!! I cannot believe the activity between y'all. . . . Poking, sending alcohol, flowers, hilarious musings . . . ....

Note to self: Facebook driveby at least every other day. .. ...

What else gets sent? Pokes? Slaps? 3 stooges-style eye pokes and pliered noses??

The most astonishing things, for certain. . .. ...last week one of my Friends sent along a "Rhythmic Bump and Grind" to share with me. . .. . ....

Who thinks of these things?

Patoughmghmn, you should apply for this job. . . . ....

I think I'm finding that simply having somewhere to go is a big therapeutic plus.

That is SO terrific, Ptaumn (yer nickname). Just that alone. . . . and yer gettin' paid for the therapy!

[elye]

Crackin' meselph up......As I reread my last post, my hand darted for the EDIT button as I noticed that I had typed Ptaoughmghmn's name as PAtoughmghmn.

[nikki-uk]

Morning all!!!

Back from a dreaded ''coffee morning'' @ devil child's unit

...but good stuff reported for a change.....and as well as cookies they made the effort and had a selection of chopped fruit with a strawberry dip ....my gaaawd ...EVERYTHING is about phood with us lot :chortle:

M's (American) tutor told me how she made the dip....blended strawberries, cream, cream cheese etc...etc.......

When I said it tasted exactly like 'Fromage Frais' she looked at me like .......do you guys not have this???

Anyhoo, the kids are off school now for a week.

Until then, consider it safe to assume I've been sending drinks to all throughout the day .. . .EVERY day!

What else gets sent? Pokes? Slaps? 3 stooges-style eye pokes and pliered noses??

PTAUM posting from werk!!!!!

Perfect

Things sent on 'the book'....exercise classes, hugs, sexy men (Ptaum! ), cocktails, absinthe, chocolate, music, animals..........

Come on over Ptaum- we have a c.com posse !!!