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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Guess that means you can't get leather shoes there . . . or a clutch cluck purse (<--- lame . . . but I'm choking here - can't come up wif another animally product)

Well, one thing's fer sure... .. . . . ..it is therefore a place where you would not find another one o' those kangaroo-scrotum bags that Leeeeesa's dad(?) has... . . . . .was it yer dad, Leeeesa? Brother?

Um, insane neighboUr? :lol:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well, one thing's fer sure... .. . . . ..it is therefore a place where you would not find another one o' those kangaroo-scrotum bags that Leeeeesa's dad(?) has... . . . . .was it yer dad, Leeeesa? Brother?

Um, insane neighboUr? :lol:

Alter ego?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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REALLY????!!!!!!!Happy happy Joy Joy!!!!!!!!!................Oh wait.............You live in an alternate reality called Californ-eye-aye. We're s'pposed to have a couple inches of snow by tomorrow :angry:

um, not this part (and I lurve it) - - very cold, maybe 40 right now, quite damp in the air - cuts right through one, I am telling you, dont' EVEN make fun of me because, it's really too cold to take the Weezel on a walk :unsure:

Peeter's deck is much larger, and, undoubtedly much firmer, as I erected mine with my own hands and I'm sure Pter had Jakee's help

:lol: :lol: x 10 loved the self-erected deck and holes in deck discussion :lol:

and HELLO.........um........what's our new Psillie's name? Belle? Bella? Sys? what do we CALL her????? she's PHUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and NOT askeert of us!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

IT'S FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!! .....so wonderfully written, superbly acted, beautiful locations were it was shot, fantastic music score (imo of course)

The nekkidness/bodice ripping really isn't overdone, at least speaking for season 2.

If it comes round again, or if you can get your hands on the DVD you MUST watch it Nik!

have just rented Season One, disc one!!!!!!!!!! Will not watch until the weekend, though, when I have nothing to do..... <_<

"Kool Beans in the Belfry"? Just playing around with our trite sayings. Can come up with some pretty odd mental images. I love words, language, playing around wif it all. Maybe that's weird....but I am comfortable with my weirdness.

:lol: I think we are quite comfortable with your weirdness, also

And tape for mailboxes.....never know when you might need to tape up your mailbox, or your neighbors

oh yes, don't forget that :lol:

SILLIES!!!!!!! I've been so behidn! And not feeling very silly. Just feeling very MENstrual. :angry: Menstrually Miserable, that is me. HARRUMPHFFFFF

forgot everything else - carry on

:huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Venice FL & Sandy UT!!!!!!!!! :o :phokoinkidinkphace:

Elmhurst Rd (aka 83) is a main thoroughfare thru Mt Prospect!! Taking it straight south 2 or 3 towns puts me in yer old town :)

Have I not mentioned I'm being transferred to Indy? :lol:

OK <_< ..............is that 'phokoinkidink'..... as in 'Faux'?..........yer playin wif me now :rolleyes:......but funny you picked those cities........I've been to both!

Well, one thing's fer sure... .. . . . ..it is therefore a place where you would not find another one o' those kangaroo-scrotum bags that Leeeeesa's dad(?) has... . . . . .was it yer dad, Leeeesa? Brother?

Um, insane neighboUr? :lol:

:lol: .......That's me 83 year old FIL!...........("here......feel this") :rolleyes:

Alter ego?

:o:lol:

Oh..........and lurve the 'peeping tom' comment!

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY!!! Just got a fascinating trivia tidbit from The Ripper:

What odd characteristic do both a horse and a rabbit have in common? Truly a noteworthy factoid........I'll let y'all guess. . . . ...

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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HEY!!! Just got a fascinating trivia tidbit from The Ripper:

What odd characteristic do both a horse and a rabbit have in common? Truly a noteworthy factoid........I'll let y'all guess. . . . ...

:lol:

Is that the teeth keep growing thang?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Is that the teeth keep growing thang?

Nope......!

B)

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curlyfries
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What odd characteristic do both a horse and a rabbit have in common? Truly a noteworthy factoid........I'll let y'all guess. . . . ...

Hmmmmm.....I wonder if me DIL, the veterinarian, would know?.......or even me son.

me.........I got nuttin. :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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They have hair, rather than fur?

elye Community Regular
elye
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They have hair, rather than fur?

Nnnnnnoooooooooooo.....

Bunnies have fur.. ... . ..

Think weird.... . . . . .. .Jack would never have brought it up otherwise. . ....!!

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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If you try to cheat through google you find Open Original Shared Link

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Their poop weighs .3% of the animal's total weight?

elye Community Regular
elye
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If you try to cheat through google you find Open Original Shared Link

OMG! Spectacular! Like a classy, artful and controlled Amy Winehouse......

Wait!! Janet..... . .did you photoshop those pics?? :lol:

Their poop weighs .3% of the animal's total weight?

Hmmmmm.........perhaps.... . . .. .but no, this is arguably even weirder.. . . ....

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol: .......That's me 83 year old FIL!...........("here......feel this") :rolleyes:

oh HEEEEEEEEEZ the one wif the Kangaroo Scrotum :lol:

and OMG!!!!! forgot to tell you all earlier that YES, Angus DOZ love me boobs!!!!!!!!!! :P

:lol: :lol:

Is that the teeth keep growing thang?

that's what I was gonna say - sumthin about their ugly teeth

If you try to cheat through google you find Open Original Shared Link

:o

:lol: OMG

Their poop weighs .3% of the animal's total weight?

yeah, narrowing it down, does it have to do with their poop??????????

Eating a salad now - blech <_<

but I've a half-pound bag of M&M's in my possession - help me :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Hmmmmm.........perhaps.... . . .. .but no, this is arguably even weirder.. . . ....

:rolleyes:

well, do they manufacture an INORDINATE amount of ear wax when askeert? :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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What's the difference between hair and fur anyway??

elye Community Regular
elye
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well, do they manufacture an INORDINATE amount of ear wax when askeert? :lol:

:lol::lol: NO! That's US, silly!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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What's the difference between hair and fur anyway??

According to me late mum, who owned a Shi Tzu.......they have hair, not fur........fur sheds.... hair, not so much. But I dunno......she obviously had never seen my shower drain! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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What's the difference between hair and fur anyway??

When I tried to look it up, everything just says that fur is thick hair. Then I got distracted by the hair hats...

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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OK......20 questions.......

Does it have to do with a body part?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Horses rabbits horses rabbits horses rabbits...

They eat their poop

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Horses rabbits horses rabbits horses rabbits...

They eat their poop

:lol:

they SOOOOOOOOOOOO do not eat their poop.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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At least in the context of dogs, I can tell you that dogs that have fur shed, but dogs with hair do not. Poodles have hair, and this is the reason for all these fashionable designer cross-breed dogs where one parent is a poodle. The objective is to have a mixed breed dog with the body and disposition of breed X, and the coat of a poodle which does not shed. But sometimes you end up with a poodle that sheds like crazy. :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OMG!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

Hair Hats reminded me of one of my favorite things - -

Hats of Meat!!!!!! :lol: check out the photo gallery - -

Open Original Shared Link

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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and OMG - don't forget to check the "latest pics"

:blink:

:lol:

and

:gag:

"A HAM HELMET provides safety...pineapple and maraschinos add stylish flair"

and what about that London Broil SEWN into a hat..... :vomitface: Really rather "Silence of the Lambs-ish" :unsure:

but I still love 'em :lol:

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