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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Emily, I dare ya!! :lol:

Although I wouldn't be surprised if by the time they get to "hovering technique" their eyes glaze over....... :huh::lol:

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tom Contributor
tom
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PTAWMN!!!!!!!!

This very sentence brought the silly!!

PTAUM!!!!!!! You actually DID bring the silly,

My, how very low the ptaumphoolery bar has fallen . . .. .

Brain working better today, but don't call yesterday's bit 'bringin' the psilly'.

tom Contributor
tom
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All right, I want to put this forward as an idea on which all of you can give me your opinion. Tell me how effective you think the following would be, put up as a new topic post in every section, from Technical Issues through to the Leaky Gut Section:

:lol: :lol:

I'll dare ya too!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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All right, I want to put this forward as an idea on which all of you can give me your opinion. Tell me how effective you think the following would be, put up as a new topic post in every section, from Technical Issues through to the Leaky Gut Section:

Over in the Tickle Me Elbow Thread, we have a new Monarch; many of you know her as Dingogirl. She has been queen once before, and well, crazy pholk that we are, we want to whip through the next 99 pages so that when she gets back from the cabin, her reign will be over!! :lol: :lol:Won't that be hysterical?!

We're asking all members to visit our thread and post something. A joke, instructions on your hovering technique over public toilets, musings on your thumb size, how you sneeze, whether or not you would retrieve your cellphone from a porta-potty. . . . .anything, really. . . . . ...

I think there would be quite a lot of movement.

OR: I would be further ostracised/ignored/disregarded by the masses.. . . ...

:huh::huh::lol:

Somebody would probably report you for violating board rule #3:

Do not spam the boards (i.e., post the same thing in multiple topics or areas of the board to bring more attention to your post), or bump posts up to bring more attention to them (Wikipedia definition of "bumping": Someone wishing to keep a thread on this first page, or bring an old thread back to it will post a reply to it purely to do this).

There is a low tolerance for spam, and Scott is not very forgiving.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Somebody would probably report you for violating board rule #3:

There is a low tolerance for spam, and Scott is not very forgiving.

Where's yer sense of adventure, PeOter? :P:lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Where's yer sense of adventure, PeOter? :P:lol:

Um, I have one. But I don't want to see anybody get warned by Scott. :o

elye Community Regular
elye
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Somebody would probably report you for violating board rule #3:

There is a low tolerance for spam, and Scott is not very forgiving.

:huh:

:(

:rolleyes:

Well, darn it all..... . . . .

Would I really be classified as a spammer? Li'l ME?? This is probably the funniest thing of all. . . . . ....

Okay, so it will have to remain a strictly internal project.

Operation One-zie, Two-zie, Out Goes Soooozie.

:lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay, Leeeesah! I see you! Time to contribute to the post phlurry!!!

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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Well since Patti appears to have a sense of adventure, why don't you cross post it, Patti? :lol::lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Gus and Elsie look like Christmas poodles with their red and green outfits.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hope everyone is pheeling groovey today

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Okay, Leeeesah! I see you! Time to contribute to the post phlurry!!!

GAAH!!!.......Y'all are posting faster than I'm reading!.....Took forever to catch up! :wacko:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Okay, count me in for a quickie! But CSI is just starting, so don't expect any more until 10:15.

:o ....PeOter wants a quickie!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:o ....PeOter wants a quickie!!! :lol:

Oh, Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-keeeeeeeeeeee. .. . . .. . . . . . . . ..

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort*

HAIL QUEEN SOOOOOZIE!!!!........but from now on, snorts must be more queenly........ ~snort~.....hmmmmm.....where's an italic font when you need one?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Oh, Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-keeeeeeeeeeee. .. . . .. . . . . . . . ..

:lol::lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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How am I doing so far?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Gus and Elsie look like Christmas poodles with their red and green outfits.

:lol::lol:

Acually, Gus's sweater is an elderly gentleman-type, tweedy, pipe-smoking beige......

Perhaps on one of our daily walks, we will meet up with the elderly gentleman who donated this sweater to the Salvation Army. I can hear it now......"Hey! You over there! That looks like my old sweater on that dog o' yours! What in hell did you DO to it? Hell, how embarrassing for the poor beast!"

Yep, I'll bet that is going to happen. .. .....

:rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hello? :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

There you are, Em!

When I was little, me mum had chihuahuas. She would knit them wee sweaters.........yellow....the color of wee!

I can remember visiting my grandparents in Minnesota. The snow was so deep the dogs burrowed under the snow like groundhogs....left mounded trails all over the yard! :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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F-f-f-f-f-f-rigid-ly cold today....(see Jan-knit's post).... and tomorrow :angry: .......Another 2 hour delay for school tomorrow :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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<------------ hit REFRESH and see the couch snuggling :wub:

it just might work after all........the kitteh was SO comfortable with this.......but after a few minutes, Weez got up and left.....but this is all in less than 48 hours!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

Forgot to mention how adorable yer av is, Suze. My Zeus and Tinkerbell don't sleep/snuggle together, but are often seen together grooming each other. But as soon as the camera comes out................. <_<

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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GAAHHHH!!!!!!!........LOOK WHAT Y'ALL HAVE GONE AND MADE ME DO!!!!!!!!!

I've hit me 1,000th post!.......and I believe Em just rolled over too! :o

Bunnie has only one to go........who else?

Get yer scuba gear on psillies! This doesn't look good!

Uh-oh......Queen Sooozieee doesn't like the water! :ph34r: ........I did read that once, didn't I? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well since Patti appears to have a sense of adventure, why don't you cross post it, Patti? :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: I'm not quite THAT adventurous! ;)B)

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Love it!

This one's more me speed, though. I'm a "bubble gum" goil :D

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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This one's more me speed, though. I'm a "bubble gum" goil :D

Open Original Shared Link

Ahhhh, yes!...That's the one I remember! :D

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