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How many posts are we supposed to make a day?


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curlyfries Contributor

This makes 14 for me, I think

curlyfries Contributor

OK.......15.........and I'm all alone :( .........I'm going to check my e-mail and Facebook.......I'll poop in later

jerseyangel Proficient
How many posts are we supposed to make a day?

Can't remember....Em phigured it all out.

This one should make 25 for me, but they are not all in this thread.

tom Contributor
:huh:

:(

:rolleyes:

Well, darn it all..... . . . .

Would I really be classified as a spammer? Li'l ME?? This is probably the funniest thing of all. . . . . ....

Okay, so it will have to remain a strictly internal project.

Operation One-zie, Two-zie, Out Goes Soooozie.

:lol:

:lol: x #pages Her Royal Souzhelle misses :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Who just did a 1k phlipover??

......me..... :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient

Who's counting anyway? I have not made a lot of posts in the last couple of days (busy at work), but apparently I can generate a lot of activity with just one post:

And how are we to know that you don't. I think we need a picture. Perhaps a photo of you in a bikini with your new p%$#@#. :ph34r:
;)

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curlyfries Contributor
Who's counting anyway?

WE are! So we can get to the next rollover and crown the NEXT royal monarch before Soozle gets back! ;):lol:

........can't stop giggling! :P ......love the subterfuge :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Operation One-zie, Two-zie, Out Goes Soooozie.

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
F-f-f-f-f-f-rigid-ly cold today....(see Jan-knit's post).... and tomorrow :angry: .......Another 2 hour delay for school tomorrow :)

They've gone and cancelled all together for us . . . had some mechanical issues wif da buses today and suppose to be even colder tomorrow.

psawyer Proficient

There was a cartoon in today's paper by Ottawa Sun cartoonist Sue Dewar that, as a cat lover, I loved. It is related to the current very cold weather in Toronto and Ottawa. Check my avatar for a peek at the cartoon.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. Susie is learning. Even the queen must submit to this rule.

Cat training is not such a big deal. My cat had me trained within two days. B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
How many posts are we supposed to make a day?

We need a total of 1500 . . . 50 posts per psilly per day if 10 psillies participate. We need Richard!!! He could always generate a flurry of posting!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
We need a total of 1500 . . . 50 posts per psilly per day if 10 psillies participate. We need Richard!!! He could always generate a flurry of posting!!

He hasn't even met some of youse guys!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Damn Flood Control . . . slowin' down me postin' . . . Where is it when you need it.???!!! -- Like for a major rollover!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. Susie is learning. Even the queen must submit to this rule.

Cat training is not such a big deal. My cat had me trained within two days. B)

:lol::lol:

Good for you Peter!!! I apparently was more stubborn . . . took me much longer and lots of cleaning of kitty wee.

curlyfries Contributor
We need a total of 1500 . . . 50 posts per psilly per day if 10 psillies participate. We need Richard!!! He could always generate a flurry of posting!!

50?!?!?!?!! :o

curlyfries Contributor

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WILL

curlyfries Contributor

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MAKE

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IT! <_<

curlyfries Contributor
Damn Flood Control . . .

:angry::angry::angry:

tom Contributor
......me..... :ph34r:

:o !!!!!

I'm just thinkin' pages per day would be 30-33, depending on the Queen's sunday arrival time home.

It'd be tough.

tom Contributor
Operation One-zie, Two-zie, Out Goes Soooozie.

:lol:

What a crackup :lol::wacko::lol:

So, how's yer O.O.T.O.G.S. ?

Uhhhhhh errrrrrrrrr ~28pages behind?

tom Contributor

Welllllllll all this Mayo biz didn't find anything related to constant fatigue or bubble-boy syndrome. :(

So I guess it mostly just rules out a bunch of things.

Maybe.

Stuff that WAS found:

Stomach has Intestinal Metaplasia (intestine cells in stomach) & esophagus has some stomach cells - neither of which belong but aren't a big deal. For now. Probably.

Stomach has the common hiatal hernia. Got Barrett's Esophagus, which is supposed to be rechecked in a yr, but I have no symptoms for that - reflux etc - so it's hard to say if it's worth bothering w/ the usual "treatment", Nexium or Prilosec.

And there was something about goblet cells showing up everywhere. I'd like to think they really look like teensy wee goblets. I think it's part of the "invasion of cells from the downstream organ" theme mentioned above. Whatever the fuhhhhh THAT's about who knows. ....

I'll get the reports in a few days & not rely on mem-moe-ree.

Should I have split that into 6 posts??

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