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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Well, she'll be lookin' back at THIS reign with more memories than THIS one, to be certain . . . . .

he he he he he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bow down to me and contribute your many THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to the Weezee Reinvention Clone Campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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A British Monarch. . .. . . ...

With a new kitty apparently . . . which one was that . . . Boris? Lenny? Mac? Wilbur?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Queen Janet the Reluctant:

Crap . . . :lol::lol:

I usually pay attention to stuff like that to make sure that I don't obtain any responsibilities . . . well, all right then . . . let's get down to it . . . I'm gonna hafta raise taxes. I want me a cleaning lady!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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...And where is she NOW?. . . . .

bow my loyal subjects!! bow!!

oh, and jess/emily? no need to send the trumpeter & jester over until they've had some couples counseling... wish them luck for me though!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Well, she'll be lookin' back at THIS reign with more memories than THIS one, to be certain . . . . .

Oh, she'll be lookin' back at memories of THIS reign . . . it will just be of camping and not of "leading her psillies" . . . :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Another Canuck Queen . . . .

Well well well! Well done, Wardgirl--you're the new Queen! :D

I was gonna give it a shot, but our new President-Elect has just made his phirst news confrence and I couldn't tear meselph away :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Queen Janet the Reluctant:

You said it!!!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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...And again!!. . .

Missed it by that much.

Congrats Amanda . . . now wif your new house errands, you must fit in some time to rule us unruly sorts.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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...And where is she NOW?. . . . .

She took the crown and ran . . . wait a minute!!! . . . did she ever return that crown???

elye Community Regular
elye
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...and the reign that will truly go down in history. . . . . .. :lol:

just how many bloody posts do I have to make? this is hard :lol:
Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Missed it by that much.

Congrats Amanda . . . now wif your new house errands, you must fit in some time to rule us unruly sorts.

Emily, did you notice who I was talking to when I said "Missed it by that much"??? Twas Susie!!!!!! She was gunning for the queenality then, too!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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just how many bloody posts do I have to make? this is hard :lol:

...and the reign that will truly go down in history. . . . . .. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

onesie twosie . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I just want to add a little thank you to the night crew who managed to rack up a few pages . . . difficult to do when yer talking to yerself.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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. . . and now I really must go get them muffins started for my poor wee starving children . . . be back when they're in the oven.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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<rubbing eyes and yawning>

6 freakin' pages since I went to bed!!! :o:lol:

Loved the stroll down memory lane.....must have tea.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I just want to add a little thank you to the night crew who managed to rack up a few pages . . . difficult to do when yer talking to yerself.

Yes!! Thanks, graveyard shifties!!

Off fer me run .. .. . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yes!! Thanks, graveyard shifties!!

Off fer me run .. .. . . .

OMG!!! 30 minutes!!! No posts!!!! . . . um . . . :unsure: . . . gonna go eat now . . . :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
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I got to thinking . . . whilst Emily is out on her run . . . Have you ever wondered why the newbies don't come back??

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I got to thinking . . . whilst Emily is out on her run . . . Have you ever wondered why the newbies don't come back??

Let's review how Emily greets our visitors . . . shall we?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily greeting misdiagnosed6yrs:

Oh! Misdiagnosed.....ya missed it by ONE! But you can still stick around. I mean, you don't simply lurk around on threads, just waiting for big numbers to come up, now...do you? :huh::lol: Have you heard of the Yukon Quest? How do you feel about Susie finding new love? Do Tootsie Rolls ever get lodged up your nose?
Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily greeting SGWhiskers:

HEYYYYY.....Whiskers!!! :):) Methinks a Scot! Um.....Scotsman or woman?? .. . I'm thinking feminine. . .. . ..which actually could be male or female. Well, usually only men have whiskers . ......men and my mother's cleaning lady when I was very young....a little one-hundred year-old Polish lady, tight kerchief always in place 'round her head and neck. What was her name? . .... Mrs. Knowski. Yep, she had whiskers.

Mygawd. . . . . ...has she become a forum member??? Whiskers!! Are you Mrs. Knowski?? :o:lol:

Actually, I am certain that she had celiac. I remember little about her, but I DO recall her unbelievable gas, and how she would trudge into our downstairs bathroom and be in there for half an hour.

And she belched a fair bit. Yep, gaseous concerns. And I never connected it to possible gluten trouble until right now.

Imagine if it's her!! What a small world!

Mrs. Knowski? Did you ever read my diary that I had out on my dresser?

Like, ever??

:lol::lol: `

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hope all goes smoothly tomorrow . . . be sure to unpack your computer first . . . and check in often . . . :D

Just A quick hi before the work starts.....probably will be sparse appearances until Monday morning....unless I can get the wireless to work at the new house--DSL not switched over until Weds....so I will make work appearances in the meantime....

Bye sillies

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: Jan-it--I think these examples speak fer themselves! :lol:
flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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G'mornin' all! Took me a while to catch up! Todays most important question is......

CAN WE DO IT? :lol:

The fun is not just obtaining the goal

but in the persuit!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily greeting Photobug3:

Hey! Hi, there, Photo! Let's see, now....cannot scare this one away....

So...

Anal glands....um....well, we've been talking about full ones, lately, and...

hovering techniques, also, and...

Bah! this is where, you see, I would need to do a flow chart, as it's kind of a funny specialty of mine...

Please don't go...don't go...

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