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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY, we've got TEN members reading!!! C'mon, guys, POOOOOSSST....!!

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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And none too soon :lol:

I just posted on another thread :ph34r:

<GASP!> :o

...................There are other threads?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Ottawa lost in a shootout . . . .....

:(

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Ottawa lost in a shootout . . . .....

:(

JANET!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Good heavens! What have you people been up to?????

Did I miss anything of value, or was it karaoke night?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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HI JESS!!!!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEYYY! Jess has her hands on a computer!!!

YOU GO, GIRL!!!!!

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Lawrence Welk, an American, used to do the same thing :P

Yeah, I edited my reply to say that I'm not sure who was first. And nevertheless, you do not want to hear me try to sing. I can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow, much less a bucket. :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Good heavens! What have you people been up to?????

Did I miss anything of value, or was it karaoke night?

Let's see.....you missed Ptaum's pesto recipe.......oh, and he did attempt to hum Tamborine Man........it loses something in the translation, though <_<

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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HEYYY! Jess has her hands on a computer!!!

yes, a mere $400 later... :angry:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Y'know, Soooozie will probably get on here tomorrow afternoon, and we will be at page 1805, er sumphin.......and she'll think, "Oh, I thought I was crowned at 1700 pages, not 1800......oh, well. This is good - - only five pages to catch up on"......

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Yeah, I edited my reply to say that I'm not sure who was first. And nevertheless, you do not want to hear me try to sing. I can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow, much less a bucket. :ph34r:

:D ...I always say that I sing for my own enjoyment......not anyone elses :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Another blast from the past . . . this time taughauhmn greeting Sarah: :lol::lol:

Pssssssst!!

is she flirting w/ me?

;) "how YOU doin'?"

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Good heavens! What have you people been up to?????

Did I miss anything of value, or was it karaoke night?

Well, there might have been two or three meaningful posts.

It is so good to see you back online.

We are getting more snow. 15 cm (6 inches) expected, and we have at least a third of that on the ground already. The good news is that we are NOT going into the store tomorrow, and a member of our staff gets to shovel the stuff in the parking lot. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Good heavens! What have you people been up to?????

Yea! Jess is here!!!! :D

I can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow, much less a bucket. :ph34r:

You and me both! :P

yes, a mere $400 later... :angry:

Ouch!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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yes, a mere $400 later... :angry:

Awwwww....you did all that just for our cause? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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yes, a mere $400 later... :angry:

So you made it over to Circuit City???

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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yes, a mere $400 later... :angry:

Ah, the price of silliness.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Another blast from the past . . . this time taughauhmn greeting Sarah: :lol::lol:

Priceless!

tom Contributor
tom
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HEE HEE

I'm pleading the 5th

(but yeah it has to do with the latter) :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: I'd thought laminate list as a joke but while typing it realized it was probably true!! :lol::P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
So you made it over to Circuit City???

no good deals there yet. I think I ended up at office depot.

I decided since I seem to break computers every few months (this is my fourth in 8 years) I should buy the cheapest thing I can find

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

As I quickly scrowled back to see what I had missed since I posted....I caught a quick glimpse of this......

Well, there might have been two or three meaningful posts.

Ouch!

yeah.......kinda harsh there, PeOter! :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Another blast from the past . . . this time taughauhmn greeting Sarah: :lol::lol:

Yeah!! ROFL the Tostito wink!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I'll be in bed soon......now, I have NO doubt that there will be a new monarch :lol: by the time I check in tomorrow morning, so I gotta say this: Absolutely EVERYBODY has to stay away from the end of page 1799, with the exception of Patti. Girl, you just HAVE to be queen this time around....if you're not, I think I'll throw myself into the canal. . . . .....

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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12 members reading! :lol:

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