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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Saw a little DL Hughley too. Strange as it is for a comedian to have a CNN show, it just might work!

I hope so--I'm enjoying it.


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Jestgar Rising Star

Those eyes look mighty similar...

Tom! Where were you, oh, about 10 years ago??

Darn210 Enthusiast
How do you know one has "timed out"

Youse all see things I do not :lol:

.....and while we are at it what is a time out??

:lol:

LOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pheeling kinda llama-ish

NIGHT JANET!!! Excellent work here today :D

We're on the last page now . . . and Patti's back . . . so I guess I'll stay . . . I think we're going to see a new leader in just a matter of minutes.

curlyfries Contributor
Those eyes look mighty similar...

Tom! Where were you, oh, about 10 years ago??

:lol::lol::lol:

I know he was in Tucson 30-some years ago........... :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
I think we're going to see a new leader in just a matter of minutes.

Gawd--I can't believe how fast we got here!!!! :o Most times, it's weeks and we tend to phorget all about it for long stretches at a time.

Darn210 Enthusiast
How do you know one has "timed out"

Youse all see things I do not :lol:

If you put your cursor on someone's name at the bottom, it will tell you what time they last moved (ie loaded a page). I noticed that after 15 minutes, if someone hasn't loaded/reloaded a page, they were removed from the list of names at the bottom . . .timed out . . . and are no longer "active".

llamaish . . . :lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor

I was just thinking the same thing. When we started, I really didn't think we could doit1


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tom Contributor
Fisher playing for the Kings????

Hehehe well do ya want laminate royalty thrust upon you or not????

[Edit: 3rd post from here is Queen?]

jerseyangel Proficient
If you put your cursor on someone's name at the bottom, it will tell you what time they last moved (ie loaded a page). I noticed that after 15 minutes, if someone hasn't loaded/reloaded a page, they were removed from the list of names at the bottom . . .timed out . . . and are no longer "active".

I learn sumphin new every day!

jerseyangel Proficient
I was just thinking the same thing. When we started, I really didn't think we could doit1

I was sure we wouldn't.

curlyfries Contributor
If you put your cursor on someone's name at the bottom, it will tell you what time they last moved (ie loaded a page). I noticed that after 15 minutes, if someone hasn't loaded/reloaded a page, they were removed from the list of names at the bottom . . .timed out . . . and are no longer "active".

llamaish . . . :lol::lol:

I've seen the times but was confused, cuz I thought it was from when we got on..........but it didn't make sense :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor

OH NOOO!!!!I musta counted wrong!

psawyer Proficient

Queen Lisa!

Darn210 Enthusiast

GAAAHHHHH!!!!! QUEEN LEESUH the Proliferant . . . :lol::lol:

Looks like I'll be throwing Emily in the canal . . . er. . . on the canal!!!

Congratulations Leesuh . . . you worked very hard dethroning Susie . . . you deserve it!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Queen Lisa!

WOOOOHOOO!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
OH NOOO!!!!I musta counted wrong!

Can we give our monarchs nicknames, like the Brits?

Queen Lisa the Reluctant.

curlyfries Contributor

Em is gonna beat me psillie!!!!! :o:P:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

All Hail Queen Leesah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

And in record time, too :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
OH NOOO!!!!I musta counted wrong!

Nah . . . you just took too long to post . . . lots of simultaneous squigglying going on.

wellllll . . . not too long . . . you just didn't see everyone posting at once when you entered post mode . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Can we give our monarchs nicknames, like the Brits?

Queen Lisa the Reluctant.

That's what I was trying to do . . .

GAAAHHHHH!!!!! QUEEN LEESUH the Proliferant . . . :lol::lol:
tom Contributor
Those eyes look mighty similar...

Tom! Where were you, oh, about 10 years ago??

hmmmmm ~10 yrs ago?.. ..ehhh doing the same old same old, spending a lot of time traveling & hooking up w/ blonde engineers . . . .....oh WAIT!! IIIIIIIIIIII see where yer goin' w/ this!!!!

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
GAAAHHHHH!!!!! QUEEN LEESUH the Proliferant . . . :lol::lol:

Looks like I'll be throwing Emily in the canal . . . er. . . on the canal!!!

Congratulations Leesuh . . . you worked very hard dethroning Susie . . . you deserve it!!

:lol: :lol:

I missed it. Got so excited about Emily's upcoming dunking bonking. :P

curlyfries Contributor

Sorry Patteighhhh!!!!!!! :(

My first decree as the Royal Monarch of Psillyville is that everybody must go to bed!

....OMG......what is Suzie going to do to me :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
My first decree as the Royal Monarch of Psillyville is that everybody must go to bed!

Oh thank heavens

jerseyangel Proficient

So, what should we do now?? :lol::lol:

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