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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Evenin' pholks! Looks like I missed quite a bit this weekend! We went visiting in Virginia to my BILs house. My phirst event in about 1 year. Glad to be home, tho' it was nice to see them all.

Em...glad to hear your dad's doing all right. Scary business, all of it. I'll keep you all in my prayers.

Psuesszy...you are sounding a bit better....hope you are. Glad you got out for a few larphs :lol: , even if it was in disgusted amusement.

Catch wiv you all later....luvin' all of the Kitteh/pupper stories...a lot! (Am greatly interested in hearing the cause of Stinkehs stink!)

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Pzuezhee's foul mouthed neighboUrs!!!!!!!!!!!

MYGAWD Sooze! You did the right thing I believe ..... took the high road!!

I'm afraid I may have matched 'em wiv their profanities and told 'em to 'stuff their liittle snivelling yappy dogs ....erm somewhere dark and gloomy'

:ph34r: well, most of my life I would have LUNGED toward the fence and screamed at them (not profanities, EVER) and - caused a scene :unsure:

Am calmer without gluten......less combative :lol:

In fact, here's a mean thing I thought of doing today.......

Was pondering taking a walk, and actually walking by their fence ('tis Sunday, they're home) with Weezee on a LEASH. They'll hear the usual ruckus with their dogs, and come RUNNING out, upper body lunging over fence.......and I"ll just look at her, expressionless. :huh:

Sophie says I need to videotape them on me cell phone. Am pondering it, it's verbal harassment, she says, as no one's been hurt and the dogs are just being DOGS, fer gawd's sake. :angry:

But, that's just being petty and mean-spirited........God would know about my evil intent. :lol:

NICOLA - -

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Em - he IS an egg, you silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks almost like Obama's boyfriend in me dream :blink:

Please tell me WHY this is my second dream about our president, and now, I'm also dreaming of a nursery rhyme I haven't read in 40 years?

Cockin' up the Beavers *snort* :lol:

Oh and your gay Obama dream, hightly prophetic..... not literal of course, looked all the symbols up at dream dictionary : .....I'm just saying

*snackle* must go look - did you search Humpty Dumpty/egg costumes/gay president?

Gerard to play Burns??? this is magnificent.......

Went to two Burns dinners in Monterey - so much phun - ate Haggis once :barphbarphbarphface: :blink:dis-GUS-ting

and Jules is on BOOK TWO of twilight? With snorts and sniggers? my gawd - if you see a SNACKLE in there throw that book across the room and RUN LIKE HELL........ :lol:

You wanna hear a funny dream? I recently dreamed that my boyfriend's harmless Italian grandmother beat my best friend from middle school to death with a golf club and buried him under her pantry. THAT was strange.

:o

what does it mean??????????????????

Do you secretly think she's crazy and homicidal, adn NOT harmless?

Evenin' pholks! Looks like I missed quite a bit this weekend! We went visiting in Virginia to my BILs house. My phirst event in about 1 year. Glad to be home, tho' it was nice to see them all.

Em...glad to hear your dad's doing all right. Scary business, all of it. I'll keep you all in my prayers.

Psuesszy...you are sounding a bit better....hope you are. Glad you got out for a few larphs , even if it was in disgusted amusement.

Catch wiv you all later....luvin' all of the Kitteh/pupper stories...a lot! (Am greatly interested in hearing the cause of Stinkehs stink!)

Tha-reese-ah! :)

Nice that you got out of town for a bit, was wondering why you were so quiet.......

I AM doing better, thank you........fell into a pit for a couple of weeks......it just happens now and then. :(

Kitteh Kit's stink :blink: I dunno - he just stinks......is it Man Stink? Will he smell better when he's neutered? he drives us nuts :lol: Poor Weez - he LOVES her, plays wtih her but - his little claws scratch her face and - she gets askeert :huh:

bye sills - - going to watch a movie now - Vanity Fair -

*ho hum I am soooooooooooooooo bored*

elye Community Regular
elye
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Ha! :lol: Lookit what I found... . . . . ..conspiracy theories surround us. . . . . .

Must purchase one:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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You wanna hear a funny dream? I recently dreamed that my boyfriend's harmless Italian grandmother beat my best friend from middle school to death with a golf club and buried him under her pantry. THAT was strange.

I thought this said panty :ph34r:

made the whole dream seem kinda strange :huh::lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I thought this said panty :ph34r:

made the whole dream seem kinda strange :huh::lol:

Really? Because it's normal to be under the pantry?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Dreamed that President Obama was gay, and sleeping with a man who wore a Humpty Dumpty egg costume, with just his face showing through.......and I was the only one who knew about it.

:blink:

:huh:

:wacko:

One of my best ones ever :lol: Kept pondering it throughout the night but cannot fathom -

what does it mean?????

Well let's see........

Let's suppose that Humpty Dumpty represents the country, since all the King's (President's....this referring to Bush) horses and men couldn't put Humpty (the country) together again. So obviously you think Obama is going to f*** up the country! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Ha! :lol: Lookit what I found... . . . . ..conspiracy theories surround us. . . . . .

Must purchase one:

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:lol: :lol:

but was he gay?????????? :lol:

Really? Because it's normal to be under the pantry?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

*snigger :lol: :lol: depends whom you ask (and what thread :lol: )

JOOLS!!!!!! forgot to say, am intrigued by your Vampire books and this "shades of grEy" observation.............must have more of that in my life as I only really see black and white

:ph34r::huh::lol:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Well let's see........

Let's suppose that Humpty Dumpty represents the country, since all the King's (President's....this referring to Bush) horses and men couldn't put Humpty (the country) together again. So obviously you think Obama is going to f*** up the country! :P

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

No, not really

:wacko:

:lol: but LOVE your dream analysis, Leesargh :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
And in another dream.......in Monterey, somewhere near the Naval Postgraduate School, a HUGE eruption of ancient cordless phones (the gigantic first ones that were invented) from the earth.........thousands of phones that contained sensitive, explosive and/or military information? can\\\'t remember but \\\'twas dangerous :lol:

Maybe something or someone from your past is re-entering your life, but is quite toxic to you.....beware! <_<

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
You wanna hear a funny dream? I recently dreamed that my boyfriend's harmless Italian grandmother beat my best friend from middle school to death with a golf club and buried him under her pantry. THAT was strange.

This is fun :lol: ......let me take a stab at this one.......

Your best friend from middle school was a guy, so he represents people who can be a threat to your relationship with your boyfriend. The grandmother represents your boyfriend......very sweet, but will do whatever it takes to protect your relationship! :P

or........the best friend represents gluten and you (grandma) are prepared to fight it off and bury it from sight forever :lol: ......have you been tempted lately? :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
but was he gay?????????? :lol:

It is a superb question. There may be much unearthed symbolism within this old rhyme .. . ....

Young Man Dumpty teetered on the Wall (Society), insecure in his sexual "difference" and fearful of the surrounding homophobia and intolerance....he fell into deep despair (and hence, off the "wall"). . ... . .....a broken man emotionally and spiritually, he could not be put back together by his guidance counsellor (king) or subsequent psychiatric professionals.

:huh:

:lol::lol:

This does make sense. . . . . . .

Now, I dunno where in hell yer new president fits into all this. . . . ....must ponder this further. . .. . .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

am absolutely MAD for the dream and nursery rhyme analysis going on here

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

had a discussion of Voice of Fire with my friend Sophie, whose whole family is in the art world. We had to google it - - look at the description of the painting this guy gives:

Think not of it as a pathway of a 'sequence' of gedankenexperiment simpletons where heir-lines are a prima facie case of a paradiachronic transitivity. Rather think of it as a chain strength possibility of what, eventually, comes out as a product of epistemic conditions, considered as the reciprocal substitution of semiotic material for a dialogical product in a dynamic reflexion.

:mellow:

:huh:

:blink:

:wacko:

:lol:

I just LOVE that stuff

what in hell :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Think not of it as a pathway of a 'sequence' of gedankenexperiment simpletons where heir-lines are a prima facie case of a paradiachronic transitivity. Rather think of it as a chain strength possibility of what, eventually, comes out as a product of epistemic conditions, considered as the reciprocal substitution of semiotic material for a dialogical product in a dynamic reflexion.

Translation: I don't know what in he!! I'm talking about, so neither will anyone else. <_<:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

So, is Voice of Fire a red stripe on a blue background, or is it two blue stripes on a red background? Inquiring minds want to know. B)

On a related query, what coloUr is the Canadian flag? The heraldic description is

Gules on a Canadian pale argent a maple leaf of the first.
I think that decodes as white with two red stripes and a maple leaf, which also happens to be red. :blink:

I'm too tired to work out either answer at the moment. Good night, all.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Translation: I don't know what in he!! I'm talking about, so neither will anyone else. <_<:rolleyes:

Some of those aren't even real WORDS!!!!!

This just in!

Despite their stellar track record, All the King's Horses' reconstructive efforts have fallen short. It is suspected that All the King's Men will be summoned to .. ..uhh ... ..take a crack at it?

<dem's some talented muthaf**** horses>

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Morning, Gang!

That quote of Newmans' :lol::lol::lol:

I actually studied him a little whilst at Ottawa U.....I do remember some incredible word choice and imaginative spinning in his musings on works being marketed.

I clearly remember one afternoon when a large debate started amongst three visual arts students and the professor....it was the afternoon that I left campus knowing I was switching majors. The argument was whether "Voice of Fire", which at the time our gallery had just purchased, was more emotionally charged, more tragic, more apocalyptic than "Twelfth Station":

http://www.poster.net/newman-barnett/newma...965-3500791.webp

Which piece should be proclaimed Newman's new masterpiece? Which work has him more agonized, more in despair over the fate of modern humanity?

Yes, this was debated for the better part of an afternoon.

I collected my concentration coursework, and headed over to the English department. :lol::lol:

So, is Voice of Fire a red stripe on a blue background, or is it two blue stripes on a red background? Inquiring minds want to know. B)

Now THIS is worth debating! :lol:

Guess we would have to ask Mr. Newman. . . . . . .

<dem's some talented muthaf**** horses>

Yep....this is what convinces me fully that there is some deep symbolism woven into this verse. Who or what are those horses, really? Attempting to help this tortured, fragile-like-an-eggshell soul.. . . . ..

Barnett Newman would have a great answer.

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Sillies-

seems like forever since I was here. Don't have my darn DSL yet....Verizon is on my list!!!! So now I can only log in at work which sucks. The unpacking is coming along. I love the new place though and Lucky is enjoying it as well.

The neighbors are very nice. My mom and sister came to visit on Friday and they too loved it. I guess I best start some work. I'll try to come back a little later.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

g'mornin'

gads. One of these silly work days.

Who thought these up anyway?

Well, whatever. The rest of yas -carry on.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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From me bro

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

LOL!!! I love the one about the sewer and the sewer line@

harp1 Apprentice
harp1
Posted

Presidential dreams continued

My dream the night before the inauguration:

I am in the metro with Barach Obama, he is sitting on the left

he says "I have $100,000 and I will divide it between everyone on the train"

What does this mean? Everyone gets a bonus :rolleyes::D:o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I'm too tired to work out either answer at the moment. Good night, all.

PETER!!!!!!!!!!! we NEED you to figger these things out for us!!!!!!!! come back!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Some of those aren't even real WORDS!!!!!

could they be made-up art words? Words that are known and accepted by True Wackls? :lol:

http://www.poster.net/newman-barnett/newma...965-3500791.webp

Which piece should be proclaimed Newman's new masterpiece? Which work has him more agonized, more in despair over the fate of modern humanity?

Yes, this was debated for the better part of an afternoon.

I collected my concentration coursework, and headed over to the English department. :lol:

gaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Barnett Newman's overpriced, WACKL art and ensuing discussions caused the course of Em's whole LIFE to change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does it mean??????????????

:lol:

g'mornin'

gads. One of these silly work days.

Who thought these up anyway?

Well, whatever. The rest of yas -carry on.

JESS! YOu sound just blas

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Presidential dreams continued

My dream the night before the inauguration:

I am in the metro with Barach Obama, he is sitting on the left

he says "I have $100,000 and I will divide it between everyone on the train"

What does this mean? Everyone gets a bonus :rolleyes::D:o

Oh! Hi there! More Obama dreams..........

well, was he with a man in an egg suit? Without knowing this, we can't really determine the full meaning :lol:

harp1 Apprentice
harp1
Posted

Hello sillies,

What is of importance this morning? I am currently about to put some blues charts on paper for a rehearsal or 2 and preparing for a group student lesson tonite. Hope all are well. It's warm in Atlanta, at least 50 degrees. Susan

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