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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
ummm...I'm pretty sure I could tell the difference between a bird and a bat....especially if they were both standing still :D

Of course you could!! Ok, Jess is in..... :rolleyes:

I apparently looked very like Bert Llar.

:o Well ya don't look like him now, thats fer dang sure B)

Texasisms :lol:


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flourgirl Apprentice

Jess....I'm sure there'll be plenty of binoculars around to share, and we could share guesses as to what we're looking at! I don't bird by ear....hearings too bad for one, and I never could keep the sounds straight anyway (except maybe the ones I hear all of the time). You could point our birds and make up names like the rest of us :lol:

Pah-ti.....hurry up and get that house! We need one soon! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
There are NO baby pics of me, anywhere.. . . . quite incredible, really. Everyone I know has at least one or two baby pictures filed away, but there were NONE taken of me.

Me either . . . I was the fourth of five kids . . . they were too tired to take my picture . . . and too poor to develop the film.

Em, you and I could go to Wal-Mart and search the picture frames for random baby pictures and call them our own.

elye Community Regular
Em, you and I could go to Wal-Mart and search the picture frames for random baby pictures and call them our own.

Gad, Jya-gnutt........the hideous kid and the poor kid...... . never captured on philm. . .. . .... :lol:

And, um.. .. . . . I have actually done this with Infant Walmart Frame Models.. . . .I have two lovely baby pics in li'l pewter frames on my mantle, and I assume people think they are me. One baby is vaguely Asian. .. . ..but lovely, and a bit blurry, so people pick it up and squint, and smile indulgently..... . . . .probably thinking, "Wow.......Emiliy was such a gorgeous little cherub! She should have been a frame model!".......

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Hee! Texas Tornado was a country song by Tracy Lawrence......

Yes!! Theer-essa you must meet Bevvie at me house!! We should plan a Texas summit fer next year, er sumphun' :D

Of course, I need a house phirst.......

Why has no one mentioned the fact that Texas is chock-full o' gluten-free restaurnts n bakeries?

OF COURSE I'LL COME VISIT!!!!!!!!!

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wHoo! Lucky Padt!

Speaking of baby pictures, I should put up a few. I was such a digustingly cute child that it's virtually nauseating.... Iwas pretty-cute though, my sister was just plain CUTE. She looked like a muppet baby.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Oh, I'm off to bed. G'night!

elye Community Regular
Speaking of baby pictures, I should put up a few. I was such a digustingly cute child that it's virtually nauseating.... Iwas pretty-cute though, my sister was just plain CUTE. She looked like a muppet baby.

Bunnie!! I probably have your pic up on my mantle! Sounds like you must have done some frame-modelling.........

:lol:


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flourgirl Apprentice

I have one baby picture. The next one I'm sure of I'm about 4. There are various shots through the years...some taken by older sisters. I am 6th of eight by the way. Amazingly enough all of us are still alive including my mom and dad! I am very fortunate and grateful for that! Am seriously considering a picture album on Da Book! Mostly I'm thinking birds and flowers from my yard :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Did I ever show youse guys me baby picture that was featured in our local paper about a thousand years ago?

psawyer Proficient

I have a picture here that was taken in 1957. At least one older one exists; the question is whether I can find such things.

curlyfries Contributor

Evidently the blue google smurfs have picture frames for all those baby pictures.

I'd have to get hubby to show me how to scan my pictures.....I'm an eejit. <_<

elye Community Regular
Did I ever show youse guys me baby picture that was featured in our local paper about a thousand years ago?

NO!...... ... . . new av, puleeze!

I have a picture here that was taken in 1957. At least one older one exists; the question is whether I can find such things.

HEY! New av fer you, too, puleeeeze, POeter!

jerseyangel Proficient
NO!...... ... . . new av, puleeze!

I'll put it up tomorrow--it's in the computer upstairs :)

curlyfries Contributor

OK.......who mentioned their colon needing cleansing? <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
OK.......who mentioned their colon needing cleansing? <_<

The blue googlers again? :P

elye Community Regular
OK.......who mentioned their colon needing cleansing? <_<

Um.... .. ... . why?.. . . . . . . are you.....uh... . . :unsure: . .. .. offering, Leeeesar.. . . . ?? :unsure:

....Um, I'm good, incidentally. . . .

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
The blue googlers again? :P

Top 3 "Colon Cleansers"

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Em!.... :lol::lol::lol:

Glad to hear it! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:blink:

was in a FORUMLESS and EMAIL-LESS ABYSS for......half a day?

SOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!! hold me, sills, hold me and rock me like a tiny, tender little babe

:huh:

:lol: :lol:

am pages behind, but famished, must procure vittles, p'raps read whilst eating

more later

;)

jerseyangel Proficient

Pheed thy phace, Soozle--and catch up on a bit o' sillie :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

MY GAWD!!!!!!!! what in hell happened today, you talked for FOUR PAGES????? :huh:

I missed it all!!!!!!! a forumless abyss, and actually trying to get work done today.....and stuff..........

did I tell you guys that Lance Armstrong will be blowin' through town tomorrow? :unsure:

boss doesn't even think we can get into our office, so I"m working from home - zoigs -

This has me imagining teensy butterfly jockeys!

Butterfly wranglers? Buckeroos? Vaqueros?

and there's Ptaum, uppin' the wackl! :lol:doz me 'eart good......

grepping :o:lol:

Em...wish we really could gather 'round yer Dad for a day. They'd probably have to kick us out!

pseriously!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Em - LOVED the "break my arms" story - did that really happen???? yer dad is JUST SO WACKL AND DEAR :wub: how's he doing today?

By the by.....I suppose Pieter has a Grep Tool, too, doesn't he? He's got the poifect tool fer everthin!

*snooooooooort* how did THIS one slip by wif no one answering? :lol:

OMG!! The faux grepping !!!!!!!!!!!!! <I just heard something go 'pop' in me head>

I AM reading along...but a slight domestic crisis in progress here.....

Tel has moved the washing machine (putting new vinyl on the floor) ..leaking pies...PHLOODED kitchen....EEK, disgusting damp smell abound!!!!!!!

Wait!!!!!!.........somebody tell me....WHAT'S ME POST COUNT???????

OH..and 'the cats' (collective, like The Borg) have massacred a pigeon.....(a gazillion pieces of pigeon in me garden :rolleyes: .....Tel had to put the poor thing out of it's misery as the cats were torturing it )

They are COVERED in blood, all 3 scratching at the door with feathers in their mouth like a trophy prize!!!!!

WHAT time COCKTAILZ????????

:lol: :lol: x 100

Queen Nik the Skint's whole post CRACKED ME UP - oh - except for the dead bird part - - and yet - somehow, 'twas still phunnee??? :blink:

.

Nikerler! As you are the new Monarch, your minions (i.e., feline subjects) are out on the hunt, lightning-swift with their bugles and hounds, rounding up the kill for your Royal Evensong Feast. Blood-soaked and weary, they have returned to you with the game left strewn across the royal acreage - - a poor wee pigeon in yer garden.

*snooooooooooooooooooooort* again - -

then there's Em's wackl-ness - - completely phabulous :lol: :lol: :lol:

part deux coming up

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Maybe Patti saw a post about cookies somewhere else. There is more to this board than just the silly thread.

WHOT???? the hell you say :lol: there IS no life outside of the silly thread :wub:

I generally check out the other postings.....but no one ever offers Kookies, or Happy Hour, or gatherings for meals . I'd be MORE than happy to do Kleen-up detail...I have to do it here anyway!

*snackle* I KNOW! You just NEVER get invites on any other threads for the various libations and snacks and bird-watching ventures!!!!!!!!! :lol:

baby pics? OMG - I have hundreds :ph34r: will scan and post a few - my dad was a camera whore :lol: we have REELS and REELS of film - I need to get those workable/watchable, on some discs somehow? DVD's? er sumfin? soooooooo many movies of childhood.....would be incredible to see........lots of dead people in those :ph34r: (well, they were actually alive back then, we did NOT see dead people - that I know of :lol: )

Hello me psillies- Just pooping in......Tee-reeesa.....I want an indigo bunting!

Just wanted to say ALL HAIL OUR (phinally) BRITISH QUEEN Nicola I

Now may all the royal appliances work including the furnace, dishwasher and Tele-hubb

Michelle in 5th place! Go go go go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em- Glad your dad's OK. He must be the toast of his new place!

Hope evryone else is well including families and pets.

So glad we Peanut made a full recovery!

As fer me, I wish I was in Key West! Or at least planting flowers outside instead of growing bulbs indoors like a crazy bulbous lady

Patti- Can I come landscape yer new house (I have no idea how to but I'll make it up as I go along)? I decided if you change your user name it should be to Texas Twister

:lol: :lol: just snortling away at Bizevel's whole post

I ALSO WANT A BLUE BUNTING!!!!!!!!!!

bevel - - how's your dad's kitteh, Angus 2? How are you feeling? so nice to see a poop-in :)

ummm...I'm pretty sure I could tell the difference between a bird and a bat....especially if they were both standing still

:lol: me too!!!!!!!!!!! can we go????????????

Me either . . . I was the fourth of five kids . . . they were too tired to take my picture . . . and too poor to develop the film.

Em, you and I could go to Wal-Mart and search the picture frames for random baby pictures and call them our own.

*snort* *snackle* :lol: yes, I"ll hunt the Western Region

Did I ever show youse guys me baby picture that was featured in our local paper about a thousand years ago?

NO! you did not! put it up!!!!!!!!!!

Evidently the blue google smurfs have picture frames for all those baby pictures.

I'd have to get hubby to show me how to scan my pictures.....I'm an eejit. <_<

the blue google smurgs woz talking' about picture frames? AND colonic cleanses? what in hell

:lol:

I think our thread really throws them off :lol: :lol: and I'm SO pleased about that

sillies!!!!!!!!!! my comforter and bedding still smells a wee bit of barph <_<

must -re-launder

more tomorrow - - from home

:)

psawyer Proficient

So, check my avatar for a photo of me taken in 1957.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So, check my avatar for a photo of me taken in 1957.

OMG - so cute :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
So, check my avatar for a photo of me taken in 1957.

Very Nice, Peter . . . so who were you talking to??

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Very Nice, Peter . . . so who were you talking to??

<snackle>

:lol:

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