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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

There's Paddeigh!!!!!!!!!! :D

GADS, she's cute!!!!!!!

Me latest one includes a shot of stomach pylops--a bonus, added attraction B)

With 'hiatus hernia' giving it a completely different tone in parts

OBama bringing his own crutch tip :lol: to Em's ho' tub :lol::lol:

Janie and the cabbages :lol::lol:

Who remembers the cabbage diet???? .............EW!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r::lol: (phart chart essential)

GUYS!!!!

I seriously have lost vast swathes of my memory!!!

An old school friend sent me a message on the book asking me if I was going to 'Sharon's reunion do'

WHO the phark's Sharon????? :unsure: ..........do I have contact with her????? :unsure: ......... and more importantly I believe I would marginally prefer to poke my eyes out with a hot poker than go to a 'school reunion' !! :wacko:

Oh dear gaaaaaawd!!!!!

Not sure I can EVEN remember who *I* am anymore!! :lol::lol:


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With 'hiatus hernia' giving it a completely different tone in parts

I got one o' those too :P Me insides leave a lot to be desired :rolleyes:

So anyway.....I just did the stoopidest thing ever. :ph34r: I baked a loaf of me tried and true banana bread and instead of letting it sit for a phew minutes after taking it out of the oven, for some reason I flipped it immediately onto a cooling rack......but only the inside of the bread came out :o The sides and bottom were still stuck to the pan :huh:

It was phully cooked through, so I phlipped it back in and called it banana spoon bread :P

It's really good, too--I just got through eating a bunch of it off the counter :lol:

This has never happened to me before!

Darn210 Enthusiast
A compact disc on celiac disease. . . . ... all the strange and wondrous noises that accompany and engulf those afflicted. . . . .... :lol: Um, do NOT think I'd have that on my workout playlist. .. . ..

. . . but it will only make the cut if it has a fast enough beat.

He has been dx with purrless disease :lol:

Hmmmmm . . . I have a theory . . .

Poor wee purrless Harry!!!!! thwarted by inability to properly express his joy! Wonder what happened in his co-dependent past, his murky and questionable early childhood causing this dysfunctional limitation of not fully allowing himself the expression of feelings and thoughts? :lol: Well, good thing he's quite cute :wub:

Ummmm . . . Nikki had his peanuts cut off???? . . . Have you ever considered that Harry kept his purrbox there??

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey Kids!! Love the pic/avs.

Sillies - do you remember the story of Janie (me WACKL mum) and the cabbage? :lol: When I left my head of cabbage at her house, and she calls me screaming with laughter whilst I'm in the grocery store? "ya left yer cabbage here" :lol: .....I must find it and post it here - - - Janie and I use the word cabbage all the time now, for many things......presently it is used to describe people's BAGGAGE - as in

"I think this new man I've met may have really unmanageable cabbage"

and then we SNOOOOOOOOORT with laughter :lol: :lol:

and we are not sure why it makes us laff so hard, but it doz :lol:

:wacko:

CABBAGE!!!!! Hehe. Would love to hear the story! But.......what made you think of that?

The cabbage story was a good 'un!

Janie and the cabbages :lol::lol:

Do you guys do that because you know it will drive me nuts and I will have to go back into the archives . . . with the possibility of never making it out alive . . . and retrieve said cabbage memory?

*sigh*

It worked:

OMG - must tell you guys about my mom.

She is a COMPLETE goof, but not everyone knows that.....reserves that side of herself for just a few of us - and the side that she and I bring out in each other - - pure madness - laughing SO hard that no sound comes out, we cannot breathe, stomachs hurt and....I actually have had to leave the room from her to make it stop. :lol:

So..........I usually go to her house every Sat or Sunday to hang out and watch food porn, etc. Now, it may not surprise you to know taht I am QUITE the absent-minded dingo-brained boob......ALWAYS leave stuff everywhere - in my house, in other rooms, in other people's homes, you name it. [ Um.....DAvid found it particularly entertaining that I have about eight pairs of magnifying spectacles in my house, yet can never find a single pair when I want to read something, so FINALLY tied a ribbon onto my desk w/ a pair of glasses on it.......he wanted to take a picture of this for my sillies. Alas, within a couple of days the glasses came undone from the ribbon and now.......just a ribbon leading to nothing hangs off my desk until I find them again. :ph34r: ]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

<BTW this is all WORSE when I"m sleep-deprived :blink: >

So......I nearly ALWAYs leave sumfin' at my mom's - - cell phone, glasses, sunglasses, or - whatever-in-hell I went there for - and despite our careful search before I leave - she calls my cell phone quite often when I"ve just driven off and says........."you left *blank* here........" and we always crack up and I turn around.... *sigh*

So - yesterday, she gave me a head of cabbage for today, knew I was heading to the grocery store and didn't have to buy one......or so we thought..............

So there I am, quietly and benignly strolling through the produce department - she calls my phone - I see it's her - I am punchy and tired - so I started kind of laughing right away......for no reason at all...... because I know what's coming.....I KNOW I"ve left something there but can't figure what.

I answer the phone and I hear choked-back sobs of laughter - the kind when no sound comes out and you can't breathe - - :lol: :lol: And I instantly just dissolve into lunacy.

crazy lady is on the phone and she says - in this Appalachian accent she sometimes uses......

"ya left yer head a' cabbage her, right by ma phone.......might wanta pick one up at the store........."

and - - I don't know WHY in hell this struck us as so funny - - maybe because it's usually a phone, glasses, book I intended to borrow - whatever - but today it was a CABBAGE. :lol: (please note: it's GROEEN, BTW) But.......before I even said hello I heard the Mad Lady just cackling away.........it KILLS me, every time.......and there is a certain laugh we do that we ONLY do with each other......... <Janie HAS to come to our First Annual Absinthian Silly Fest in the Laurentians>

So.......there I am in Food Maxx...............collapsed over the front of my cart, bent over w/ my phone in hand, that hand on the handle and my head resting on that hand - other hand is gripping my belly......laughing sooooooooo hard that only high-pitched shrieks or choked guffaws were coming out.....in between periods of not being able to breathe and no sound emerging at all..........and I am bent over and........people started looking to see that I was okay and was not crying or seizing or anything like that.... :lol:

This made me laugh quite a bit harder..............and.........well I think you get the picture........:lol:

mad dingo-brained woman cackling maniacally in the produce section, others quietly navigating AROUND this crazy lady..........

:lol:

you guys would LOVE me mum!

elye Community Regular

Pahteee, I forgot to mention yer adorable li'l cherubic phace....was this on a cereal box, er sumfin'? I think I would buy just about anything if it had THAT gorgeous smile on the package! We could use the pic as the demo cover for our Celiac C/D. . ....

:lol:

OBama bringing his own crutch tip :lol: to Em's ho' tub

Well, I dunno about him bringing his own crutch tip, but the pitching-in with shovelling idea just may take hold... . ...I've discovered that he does indeed have his own psnaough shovel at the ready!!

http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics2/obama_snow_shovel.webp

We're set, then! I'll simply have a couple of extra shovels for the massive secret service blokes who will certainly be accompanying him. . . . . ...

:lol:

Nikerler!! Who in hell is Sharon??

I think perhaps it could be Ariel Sharon . .. .....did you spend any school time in Israel? He's probably just trying to hook up with old acquaintances and mates, as we all do on Da Book.......I'd go! If it's a gathering at his place, it could be quite a spread . . .....hmmmmmm.....the "do at Sharon's place"..........yes, for certain it's Ariel's compound in Jerusalem, I can just feel it. . . . . ...

:lol:

. . . Have you ever considered that Harry kept his purrbox there??

Whoa . . .. ......and when would it go off??. . . . . . :unsure::huh:

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Mygawd, Jyagnutt. . .. :huh::huh: . ...how in HELL did you find that random quote of Soooozie's?? Quite amazingly wackl, you is. . . . . :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Snackling madly!!!!! :lol:

HOW does jan-eet DO that search thingy?!?!?! (she is GOOD)

Ummmm . . . Nikki had his peanuts cut off???? . . . Have you ever considered that Harry kept his purrbox there??

HOLY VIBRAting peanuts!!!!!!!!!!!

Yer could be on to summat here!!!....... (I'm sure he used to purr)

Could Harry's purr box have been cruelly discarded....still gently sending out the last of it's 'vibes' as it hit the bin????? :o

OMG!!! My cat needs therapy!!!!! :lol:

Well damned if I'm going to Israel for any school reunion!!! :lol: (although weirdly most of my classmates were Jewish :blink:! )

Patt-ee's banana bread :P


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG

SNACKLING MANIACALLY :lol: :lol: :lol:

and if you guys knew Janie, and heard the larph, you'd be snackling even harder :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was GOING to put the word CABBAGE in a search in this thread, but somehow knew Janet would do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

excellent work, Most Wackl

and - Em's shovelign snough w/ Barack!!!!!!!!

Padt's spoonin' bread off the counter :lol:

Nik's purr-less, peanutless, Harry! :blink: see if you can find it at the vet's, just go in and ask them - - "did you discard my kitteh's purr box when you cut off his nuts? is it here? can I look for it?" and hten go on some mad hunt through the dumpsters with all of yer boys

MUST GO!!!!!!! hair appt awaits -

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Well, we just had a brief walk, and are not hostages in our home :unsure:

either I was given misinformation (um, by a cyclist) or.......Lance and the whole tour are just hopelessly lost

:lol:

and - OMG - someone just asked what kind of dog Annie was, they thought she was a coyote :lol:

but then, they asked her if she was PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol:

such a fat little Weezel

nikki-uk Enthusiast
but then, they asked her if she was PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol:

such a fat little Weezel

:lol::lol: ...Was Weezie affronted???

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh MEEEE lawdie lawd lawd- Y'all are SO cute! Theresa- you look so serious. Peter's cheeks want to be pinched and patti you are one big <SNACKLE> :wub::lol:

Patti- How about Texas Tassle Twirler :P

Bev is a Crazy Bulbous Lady!

I was the ugliest, and I mean ugliest, baby around.

I am bulbous- but Nikker- I do not believe you were ugly or mean!!!!!!

Me either . . . I was the fourth of five kids . . . they were too tired to take my picture . . . and too poor to develop the film.

Em, you and I could go to Wal-Mart and search the picture frames for random baby pictures and call them our own.

Oh Gianknit. Yes- you can always re-create yer kid pics!!!!!!

Did I ever show youse guys me baby picture that was featured in our local paper about a thousand years ago?

:lol: :lol:

OK.......who mentioned their colon needing cleansing? <_<

uhm.......

Everyone I forgot to mention- my niece, Lydia turns 1 today. Hard to believe she is a year old already!

Happy Birthday Psilly niece Lydia! Such a lovely, elegant name! :D

OMG--great pic, Teer-essa!! What a phace :D

Totally!

I have a Lymie appt in NYC next week and me sis is going with me. We're driving and staying over night- can you say TROUBLE with a capital T? :lol::P I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Bevel!! What a gorgeous child! You look like a wee faerie princess. . .!! :wub:

OMG.....Bev and her sis, headin' fer NYC..... ....Start spreadin' the news. . . . ...♪ ♫

jerseyangel Proficient

Uh-oh--Bevvie on the loose in the Big Apple!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Do you guys do that because you know it will drive me nuts and I will have to go back into the archives . . . with the possibility of never making it out alive . . . and retrieve said cabbage memory?

*sigh*

But you're just so good it it, Jan-it :D

Pahteee, I forgot to mention yer adorable li'l cherubic phace....was this on a cereal box, er sumfin'?

Nuthin' that cool.....the story goes that me mom was working around the yard and I was in me playpen in the phront yard. A reporter for the local newspaper was driving down the street and asked if he could take me picture. I guess in those days, they put pictures like this in the paper--maybe as filler? Anyway, that was me one and only brush wif phame B):lol:

MUST GO!!!!!!! hair appt awaits -

Have phun!!

but then, they asked her if she was PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Aw, poor Weeze.....how disheartening :(:P

How cute is Bev's pic??? :D

flourgirl Apprentice

Ooooooohhh man-o-man-o-man!!!! I'm laffing so darn hard my bellie akes and have tears rollin down my phace! Oh! Cabbages....LOVED the cabbage story...and love your mom without meeting her! And all of the cabbage implications! Hahaaaa!

Pah-ti B bread....scoooopin off the counter (bet it was yummie anyway). Your baby pic IS adorable!!

Bev-really....soo cute! Crazies loose in the Big Apple!! But will anybody notice?

Purrbox hidden in the furry peanuts! No wonder my telehubby makes so much noise in that region!!! All this time I thought he was being RUDE....and the poor misunderstood man was only being HAPPY!!! :lol::o:lol:

Kween Niknik, your Royal Heinous! How is the schwasher situation? All piped, doped, dripless and ready to go (I hope)? I don't have any pharkin idea who Sharon is either.....so it must be she doesn't really exist!

Did anybody notice that ObaMa is holding the "snow" shovel, while dressed in a "T shirt"? NOw, we all know that there is no need for "snow" shovels when it's warm enough for a "T-shirt". I rather suspect this is a bogus picture. Either.....that is not truly ObaMa, or it is not truly a "snow" shovel! :P

flourgirl Apprentice
I have a Lymie appt in NYC next week and me sis is going with me. We're driving and staying over night- can you say TROUBLE with a capital T? :lol::P I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!

You have an appointment with Lymies? :o (singular or plural). You're going to spend an overnight with your sister and "said" Lymies? That DOES sound like TrouBle to me!!! :P

flourgirl Apprentice

Just read back a bit again. You also have Hiatal Hernias? Do you suppose this is a commonality with Psilliey Celiac people? Should we take a tally here? Of what percentage of Celiac people have said hernia, Psillies as opposed to others? Or is Psilliness not a phaktor in hiatalness. Perhaps, Celiac in not a phaktor, but we'll never know unless ALL people worldwide are screened for Celiac and for Hiatal Hernies as a course of regular phySikal eksam.

<_<Sorry bout that.....got a little strange there for a moment. AheM...I'm done.

jerseyangel Proficient
Just read back a bit again. You also have Hiatal Hernias? Do you suppose this is a commonality with Psilliey Celiac people? Should we take a tally here? Of what percentage of Celiac people have said hernia, Psillies as opposed to others? Or is Psilliness not a phaktor in hiatalness. Perhaps, Celiac in not a phaktor, but we'll never know unless ALL people worldwide are screened for Celiac and for Hiatal Hernies as a course of regular phySikal eksam.

<_<Sorry bout that.....got a little strange there for a moment. AheM...I'm done.

All I know is that they phound mine at my last endoscopy. :huh: I don't think it's necessarily a Cee-lee-ak thang.....I could be wrong.

elye Community Regular
Purrbox hidden in the furry peanuts! No wonder my telehubby makes so much noise in that region!!! All this time I thought he was being RUDE....and the poor misunderstood man was only being HAPPY!!! :lol::o:lol:

Jeez! My husband's constant pharting could in actual fact be testicular purring?? The very thought. . . .......yes, sometimes, now that I ponder it, it can sound rather like a low motor running .. . . .. ...

Hmph! Contentment, not childish rudeness. . . . . . . ..who'd a thunk??

:lol:

Did anybody notice that ObaMa is holding the "snow" shovel, while dressed in a "T shirt"? NOw, we all know that there is no need for "snow" shovels when it's warm enough for a "T-shirt". I rather suspect this is a bogus picture. Either.....that is not truly ObaMa, or it is not truly a "snow" shovel! :P

I'm telling ya, he'd better not show up at my house in that skimpy li'l T-shirt and no sensible winter jacket over top. Gad, I'll have to let him wear Gus's homemade sweater. .....it'll just zip up his back...shouldn't be a problem. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
...Was Weezie affronted???

:lol: seriously, you should NEVER ask a woman if she's pregnant! but no, he asked in Spanish ( I vaguely understood and it was clarified with hand gestures) and when I got it I quite laughed and just said, no, ella esta muy gorda :lol:

Weez does not speak spanish so was none the wiser :lol:

Just read back a bit again. You also have Hiatal Hernias? Do you suppose this is a commonality with Psilliey Celiac people? Should we take a tally here? Of what percentage of Celiac people have said hernia, Psillies as opposed to others? Or is Psilliness not a phaktor in hiatalness. Perhaps, Celiac in not a phaktor, but we'll never know unless ALL people worldwide are screened for Celiac and for Hiatal Hernies as a course of regular phySikal eksam.

<_<Sorry bout that.....got a little strange there for a moment. AheM...I'm done.

:lol: always love it when someone apologizes on this thread for a "strange" moment :lol: :lol:

BEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: yes, faerie princess! and too loony goons in New York - gah!! wish we could all be there!!!!

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - suddenly my pathetic little life has turned - mildly interesting and temporarily slightly glam!!!!! I am going to dinner tonight at the restaurant where the cycling team is being fed :o alas, they will be gone by the time we get there - it's closed just for them beforehand and will open up right after. Only one table left, and we got it. What fun.

Um........I am going to try........just try........to get a whiff of Lance Armstrong. Want to see if he smells good :lol: I'll let you know. If he is actually still in the building, I will also see if I can cop a feel on his buttocks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Would that be weird? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Jeez! My husband's constant pharting could in actual fact be testicular purring?? The very thought. . . .......yes, sometimes, now that I ponder it, it can sound rather like a low motor running .. . . .. ...

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

testicular purring :lol: An EXCELLTN new sillie phrase!!!! Had an out-loud snackle over that one :lol:

new band name!

Testicular Purr Kittehs

:lol: :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - suddenly my pathetic little life has turned - mildly interesting and temporarily slightly glam!!!!! I am going to dinner tonight at the restaurant where the cycling team is being fed :o alas, they will be gone by the time we get there - it's closed just for them beforehand and will open up right after. Only one table left, and we got it. What fun.

Um........I am going to try........just try........to get a whiff of Lance Armstrong. Want to see if he smells good :lol: I'll let you know. If he is actually still in the building, I will also see if I can cop a feel on his buttocks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Would that be weird? :lol:

Yes.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Anybody notice the similarities between Bevlie's bow and Open Original Shared Link?

BTW . . . dahling photo Bev!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Anybody notice the similarities between Bevlie's bow and Open Original Shared Link?

:lol::lol:

A real snackly-snort, Jan-it! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Soooozie, I do hope you get a handful o' Lance's bum. .. . . ...I am certain that he has quite a spectacular backside.

But for some reason, I suspect that he doesn't smell great. . . . . .. :huh:

:rolleyes:

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      highly unlikely  NOTHING and I mean NOTHING else has ever caused me these kinds of symptoms I have no problem with dates, they are a large part of my diet In fact, I eat a very high fiber, very high vegetable and bean diet and have for many years now. It's considered a whole foods plant based or plant forward diet (I do now eat some lean ground turkey but not much) I was off dairy for years but recently had to add back plain yogurt to meet calcium needs that I am not allowed to get from supplements (I have not had any problem with the yogurt)   I eat almost no processed foods. I don't eat out. almost everything I eat, I cook myself I am going to keep a food diary but to be honest, I already know that it's wheat products and also barley that are the problem, which is why I gradually stopped eating and buying them. When I was eating them, like back in early 2024, when I was in the middle of moving and ate out (always had bread or toast or rolls or a sub or pizza) I felt terrible but at that time was so busy and exhausted that I never stopped to think it was the food. Once I was in my new place, I continued to have bread from time to time and had such horrible joint pain that I was preparing for 2 total knee replacements as well as one hip! The surgery could not go forward as I was (and still am) actively losing calcium from my bones. That problem has yet to be properly diagnosed and treated   anyway over time I realized that I felt better when I stopped eating bread. Back at least 3 yrs ago I noticed that regular pasta made me sick so I switched to brown rice pasta and even though it costs a lot more, I really like it.   so gradually I just stopped buying and eating foods with gluten. I stopped getting raisin bran when I was constipated because it made me bloated and it didn't help the constipation any more (used to be a sure bet that it would in the past)   I made cookies and brownies using beans and rolled oats and dates and tahini and I LOVE them and have zero issues eating those I eat 1 or more cans of beans per day easily can eat a pound of broccoli - no problem! Brussels sprouts the same thing.   so yeh it's bread and related foods that are clearly the problem  there is zero doubt in my mind    
    • cristiana
      Thank you for your post, @nanny marley It is interesting what you say about 'It's OK not to sleep'. Worrying about sleeping only makes it much harder to sleep.  One of my relatives is an insomniac and I am sure that is part of the problem.  Whereas I once had a neighbour who, if she couldn't sleep, would simply get up again, make a cup of tea, read, do a sudoku or some other small task, and then go back to bed when she felt sleepy again.  I can't think it did her any harm - she lived  well into her nineties. Last week I decided to try a Floradix Magnesium supplement which seems to be helping me to sleep better.  It is a liquid magnesium supplement, so easy to take.  It is gluten free (unlike the Floradix iron supplement).  Might be worth a try.        
    • SilkieFairy
      It could be a fructan intolerance? How do you do with dates?  https://www.dietvsdisease.org/sorry-your-gluten-sensitivity-is-actually-a-fructan-intolerance/
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