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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

OMG......read wine wif.....tapioca?. ....... :huh: . ..That sounds a bit ewww. .......

I curiously await the taste judgment. . ...

In the Flair section of Da Book, I saw an amazing thing. . . . . POeter has a fridge magnet of SAM HILL MANHEAD.

:huh:

Absolutely spectacular.

:lol::lol:

Rather ironic.... . most of us can never find the search buttons. . . ..

:rolleyes:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
In the Flair section of Da Book, I saw an amazing thing. . . . . POeter has a fridge magnet of SAM HILL MANHEAD.

:huh: Um - - Emn - I have it too :ph34r: Created by our dear gian-knit - - did she NOT send it to you? she soooooooooooo would have sent it to you, did you not receive it properly? :lol:

sillies - - OMG - - thank you for listening (or not) to my tortured design-based rambling - - I PHOUND IT! the picture of the poop! it's been troubling me so, look here: (you can see her whole guest house here also, although I'm sure no one cares but me :lol: :lol: )

Open Original Shared Link

BTW - the sofa fabric???? closer to FOUR HUNDRED A YARD :blink:

okay - done now - - but, doesn't it really look like a piece of POOP????? or is that just the very scatological celiac mind at work? :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I see everyone skee-daddled after my last rambling posts :lol:

well, sumfin' else has been bothering me, now I've got it figgered out:

Open Original Shared Link

curlyfries Contributor
Open Original Shared Link

I thought that word was a Soozle original :P

.....and yes........looks like poop.....with some kinda malabsorption issue going on :rolleyes:

......and speaking of flair........who cussed me out in sign language? :o

I think everyone left to go check on the book.........mebe they wanted to play with the flair search! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
:huh: Um - - Emn - I have it too :ph34r: Created by our dear gian-knit - - did she NOT send it to you? she soooooooooooo would have sent it to you, did you not receive it properly? :lol:

I don't think everything that gets sent is always received.

Jestgar Rising Star

From me mum:

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,

half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,

well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,

very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,

gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,

has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,

self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet,

wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,

Ruled by Nuts

elye Community Regular

Dunno if I got a Sam Hill magnet . . .. . .unless I get notified via email that I've been given sumfin', I'm very likely to not know it has come.......I just ain't on Da Book enough, I guess. . . . .. :mellow:

Hmmmm...that painting looks like fancy fecal matter, fo sho. I see it is called "Worm Galaxy"......

Not sumfin I'd be likely to hang in me living space . . .. ...a wee bit unsettling, no?


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,

Ruled by Nuts

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yes, reminds me of yesterday at work, 15 men there, dressed in their CAMO outfits, :blink: training for hoist by helicopter in the parking lot, and just out of their minds on Man Cave Friday :lol: (the testosterone nearly knocked me over when I opened the door)

ruled by nuts, most definitely :lol:

Hmmmm...that painting looks like fancy fecal matter, fo sho. I see it is called "Worm Galaxy"......

Not sumfin I'd be likely to hang in me living space . . .. ...a wee bit unsettling, no?

nope - the PERFECT piece of representative art for the Celiac and others who are scatologically-minded....I mean, it ain't no WORM, for pete's sake, it's a swirling piece of POOP as we all know!

Just made brownies <_< from a trader joe's mix - taste like crap -

I'm eating them anyway

Oh Jess, is that a baby pic of you, eating yer cat? :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Now this is something, based on passed performance on THIS thread, that I expect none of you know about . . . When you're browsing through the flair, there is actually a SEARCH option.

*gasp*

But mine does NOT work!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I type in obscure words in the search box, clicky click search but bugger all happens <_< ......nowt.....doesn't even try.....t'is a 'faux' search button for me :angry:

....so am doomed to scroll through into the wee small hrs.........BUT ....I MADE a flair today! (did y'all get your 'Mr Darcy'??? :unsure: )

Haven't figured out how to get text on it yet.

OMG!!!!!!!!

THAT house!!!!!!!!!!....THAT painting!!!!!!!.....GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!.....Holy mother of god THAT carpet!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol::lol:

The painting???....I thought it looked like a silhouette of my PHIGURE!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Ass hattery :lol:

JESS was a 'LOL' bay-bee!! :lol:

Got nuffink, am a dullard..... quite content to stare at the dishwasher in motion..... :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

I need to put this up here before I forget! This guy is really good. If you have not caught any of his earlier actswould urge you to do so. Some of them are outrageously funny!

I THIS GUY IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!!

He went from BROKE (at time of his win) to a $100 MILLION, 5 year contract in Vegas.

flourgirl Apprentice
BTW . . . saw my wee winged stalker today.

Theresa - I am seriously jealous of yer variety of birds on da book. How many of those were taken in yer yard (or thar-abouts)?

I'm going to have to do this as I catch up. Too much going on here! The majority of the birds were taken (picutures, not actual birds) in the yard here. Same with a lot of the flower pics. I went absolutley garden mad after we moved here :lol:

Jess.....love the baby pic....hate to tell you I've seen it before :lol: You must be famous! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess.....love the baby pic....hate to tell you I've seen it before :lol: You must be famous! :P

:angry: Thanks a lot for outing me. I had everyone convinced I was an adorable child <_<

flourgirl Apprentice
:huh: Um - - Emn - I have it too :ph34r: Created by our dear gian-knit - - did she NOT send it to you? she soooooooooooo would have sent it to you, did you not receive it properly? :lol:

sillies - - OMG - - thank you for listening (or not) to my tortured design-based rambling - - I PHOUND IT! the picture of the poop! it's been troubling me so, look here: (you can see her whole guest house here also, although I'm sure no one cares but me :lol: :lol: )

Open Original Shared Link

BTW - the sofa fabric???? closer to FOUR HUNDRED A YARD :blink:

okay - done now - - but, doesn't it really look like a piece of POOP????? or is that just the very scatological celiac mind at work? :huh:

OOOHH UUghhhhhh! That's eggzactly what it is!!!! Someone needs to tell that woman!! And should urge her to get a talent -sense of taste transplant...stat!

flourgirl Apprentice

Phorgot!!! Didn't mean to tell a lie :ph34r: Some of the birdie pics were taken in Florida in a wetlands area. The Storks, the herons and egrets. Next week I'm going back in there to name them all, and maybe give locations. Same with the flower pics. I should have done that to begin with, except I was too busy copying them from my folders :rolleyes:

Hope yer havin' phun with the sleepover - birthday party Gjiannet!

Psuessle....I think it's called Worm Universe.....because that's what worms PHEED on!!!! Maybe it's a glitzy, fashionable WORM RESTAURANT!!! :lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Good Saturday Sillies! ...and technically it's Sun in Nik's neck of the woods, so good Sunday to Nik :lol:

OMGosh Em, your computer troubles :( I'd be so skird, don't have a clue what to do when me computer malfunctions. Hope the guy can fix it.

Jess is mixing her puddins and libations :lol:

Janet, how did the b-day party go, or is it still going on?!? How did the cupcakes come out.

Jacquie, of course I am not sorry I asked about CSI :lol::) Of course more Nick would always make it better :D

Let's see what else.....Susie, the poop art!!! ANd love the ass-hat definitions :lol::lol:

Search button for the flair :lol:

Great sillies everyone who posted one :)

Stalker bird :lol:

Well I watched Changeling last night, trying to see some of the Oscar nominated films and actors and so far that puts me at a whopping 2 things, Changeling and The Duchess...so I am failing miserably at that mission :lol::lol: Everything else is pretty much still in the theaters.

Miss Judy has been quiet, hope she is doing ok :)

Carry on with the silly, sillies!!!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Good Saturday Sillies! ...and technically it's Sun in Nik's neck of the woods, so good Sunday to Nik :lol:

OMGosh Em, your computer troubles :( I'd be so skird, don't have a clue what to do when me computer malfunctions. Hope the guy can fix it.

Jess is mixing her puddins and libations :lol:

Janet, how did the b-day party go, or is it still going on?!? How did the cupcakes come out.

Jacquie, of course I am not sorry I asked about CSI :lol::) Of course more Nick would always make it better :D

Let's see what else.....Susie, the poop art!!! ANd love the ass-hat definitions :lol::lol:

Search button for the flair :lol:

Great sillies everyone who posted one :)

Stalker bird :lol:

Well I watched Changeling last night, trying to see some of the Oscar nominated films and actors and so far that puts me at a whopping 2 things, Changeling and The Duchess...so I am failing miserably at that mission :lol::lol: Everything else is pretty much still in the theaters.

Miss Judy has been quiet, hope she is doing ok :)

Carry on with the silly, sillies!!!!!!

Nice re cap Julie.........Thanks for missing me.

I have been trying to not come to the computer room as it is where is used to do my smoking :ph34r:

I swear to god..........I've been sick ever since I quit. Been to the asshat GI 2 times and she is more stupid than the 3-D painting subject Susie posted :ph34r:

Told my hubby today that since i'm so sick with the non stop 'd' why not just go and have that apple fritter at WAWA that i've wanted for over 3 1/2 years. Couldn't be any worse that what's going on now. Maybe the gluten will plug me up

I'm hanging on by a thread guys but I'll make it

The bright spot of my day is coming to read the 'funnies' on this thread. I swear Nikki you just crack me up..........i keep getting so far behind that when i go to post comments it's just taking so long.

sorry guys, this is the silly thread...........

didn't hear how Bevels trip to NY went to see the LDM dr.

Hope she and her sister had fun eating gluten-free pizza there.

thanks for listening you all

Hugs to everyone.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
Phorgot!!! Didn't mean to tell a lie :ph34r: Some of the birdie pics were taken in Florida in a wetlands area. The Storks, the herons and egrets. Next week I'm going back in there to name them all, and maybe give locations. Same with the flower pics. I should have done that to begin with, except I was too busy copying them from my folders :rolleyes:

How 'bout that bald eagle??

Janet, how did the b-day party go, or is it still going on?!? How did the cupcakes come out.

Party is still going . . . that's why I'm hiding here . . . :ph34r:

They loved decorating the cupcakes. They each got to decorate three. We've distributed some of the goodies . . . lil stuffed kittehs. We've had one round of craft . . . decorating tote bags with fabric markes. We've had supper . . . one girl voluntarily ate fruit, the other two turned it down, Skeeter and Smackl didn't get a choice. Everyone's had a cupcake (didn't tell them they were gluten-free, nobody noticed). They're playing in the basement at the moment. Bout time to start the second craft (pompom kitteh key chains) then a movie, then bed . . . or at least confined to Skeeter's bedroom.

Eavesdropping on the conversation has been heelarryus. Also got a couple "I'll tell you later"'s . . . meaning when the parents are out of the room . . . :P:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Juuuudeh! So sorry to hear that you are having such a bad time! Is it the smoking cessation that has you so ill? The stress of it? I only smoke outside, so when I do manage to quit again, at least it won't be tied to that stuff. Driving will be a challanage for me, and working in the yard! I love to take a smoke break when I 'm outside!! Truly hoping you can get past this and feel fine and dandy!

JGiannet....I feel for you. My son liked to have "get togethers" for birthdays (and anytime he could talk me into it!). It took many years for him to understand why the girls couldn't sleep over too! :P All of the boys would end up overnighting even if I started out agreeing to one or two. I really miss some of those times!

I have pictures of bald eagles in NY, in WV, in Fla. and Va. I have combined some of my birding folders on the computer and don't always remember where I got them. I did finally label my photos on Da Book, though. A lot of them I took in Florida, some in NY and quite a few here in the yard. I wish I could figure out how to get paid for photographing birds and flowers! I'd never retire!

curlyfries Contributor
Dunno if I got a Sam Hill magnet . . .. . .unless I get notified via email that I've been given sumfin', I'm very likely to not know it has come.......I just ain't on Da Book enough, I guess. . . . .. :mellow:

have you gotten any flair??....cuz I know I've sent you some.

elye Community Regular

Oh! It's a sleepover birthday party at Skeeter's! They're staying all night. . . . . ...this is a different story........start throwing back the wine, Jya-gnut.. ...or have a couple of bowls of Jess's pudding - - that would do the trick, I'm thinkin'.. . ....

:angry: Thanks a lot for outing me. I had everyone convinced I was an adorable child <_<

You too, Jess? When your mom gave birth to you, did the attending doc smack her instead of your bum? :lol:

thanks for listening you all

Hugs to everyone.

Judy

Hi, Jooooodee! Great to hear from you! :):) So sorry about this bug er whatever in hell it is, hanging onto you. And you're hanging in there, smoke-free......this is terrific. You are one strong lady! BIG HUGS. . .....

Haven't heard a thing from Joe Computer Geek about my Unmountable Boot Volume. It just sounds very pornographic .. . .....

:lol:

elye Community Regular
have you gotten any flair??....cuz I know I've sent you some.

Okay, I am heading over there right now to check . .. .....obviously we are not notified in our regular email if we are sent such crazy thangs . .. ... :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, I am heading over there right now to check . .. .....obviously we are not notified in our regular email if we are sent such crazy thangs . .. ... :rolleyes:

Well, so far, the only way I know if I've got flair is to say I'm going to send, then browse, then ARRANGE my flair . . . that ARRANGE button is the only way I know . . . or I might see it in the live feed or sumptin.

Hugs JueDee . . . way to stick wif the smoke-free . . . hope yer feelin' better soon. Don't believe we've heard from Bev . . . and I haven't seen anything on the national news about mayhem in New York caused by a pair of sisters.

curlyfries Contributor
Well, so far, the only way I know if I've got flair is to say I'm going to send, then browse, then ARRANGE my flair . . . that ARRANGE button is the only way I know . . . or I might see it in the live feed or sumptin.

I have a corkboard under a tab marked boxes, so I can just click on that. But I also have to click on the ARRANGE button to view new ones. I believe my dd helped me set up the corkboard.....

don't remember how I did it :unsure: Anyone can view my corkboard.

Jestgar Rising Star
start throwing back the wine, Jya-gnut.. ...or have a couple of bowls of Jess's pudding - - that would do the trick, I'm thinkin'.. . ....

wine pudding did not set up well. I decided I could fix it by folding in some whipped cream. Went to the store, stood there staring at the cream, and decided that there was no way I was going to whip cream.

Plan b. Cool whip. At this point I realized that never in my 4* years of life have I bought Cool whip. I had no idea where to look. Just kinda stood in the middle of an aisle staring blankly into space...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
and decided that there was no way I was going to whip cream.

But why???

T'is therapeutic all that whipping ;):lol:

Just kinda stood in the middle of an aisle staring blankly into space...

I do that AT HOME all the time!! :lol:

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