The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

I've read that the special effects in the opener rival those of any feature length movie. Can't wait--of course it's on at 7PM here .....I can nae get used to central time where "prime time" begins at 7.

...but what does it mean PadT???

A peculiar TexASS thing??.....if 'prime time' starts at 7pm, do you have to be in bed by 9pm??

We have an after 9pm watershed rule here....for anything slighty risqu

[Mtndog]

Thinking of Em and company.........sending lots of :wub:

I LOOOVVVVEEEE this! It's in my fav's to watch when I need a good laugh. Also must sees are : "I'm F**king Matt Damon" "I'm F**king Ben Afleck" "Dick in a box" and of course--"Mother Lover"

Oh my gawd.....those videos killl me (esp. matt Damon and Ben Affleck who I never really cared for until I saw those videos! Same goes for Mr Timberlake- once I saw his "Christmas present" I had a whole new respect for him!

They've managed to figger out that I feed them every time I show up. Such a ruckus they make - and civkebs swear, did'yall know that? Hardly a word comes outta their beaks that's fit for small children to hear.

Those swearing civkebs- what are you gonna do with them dirty mouthed poulter-geists?

Civkebs cuss? Who knew they had fowl mouths?

Flashforward continues to draw attention. Rob was interviewed this morning on Canada AM, a news/talk program on the Canadian network (CTV) which will air the program. Apparently the show sets a new high body count for TV with 43 million dead in the first few minutes. Rob appears in a cameo in the first episode about halfway through. Open Original Shared Link

Look out kitchen, here we come! Today's agenda includes bread, croutons, meatballs, and pizza crusts. If we have enough culinary energy left, dinner may be lasagna.

Pieter- That is so so so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing (why can't I find Joseph Fiennes to gaze upon?)

[jerseyangel]

...but what does it mean PadT???

A peculiar TexASS thing??.....if 'prime time' starts at &pm, do you have to be in bed by 9pm??

<snort>

It's a central US thing Since I've lived me whole life (up until now....) in the eastern US, prime time shows always started at 8PM and went to 11PM, when the news came on and then the late night talk shows. The way it should be!

Here in central time land, it's all an hour earlier. Flashforward at 7, Letterman at 10:30,......news at freakin 10PM. Threw me fer a loop, I tells ya. I've actually missed things I've wanted to see because I forget and tune in as they're ending

Don't mind me......

[ranger]

I can now see cyclevets in my future! Now that I know that they swear, I'll finally have someone to talk to whom can understand me. Thanks.

I WANT VIDEO!

Sledzowski

[Jestgar]

[jerseyangel]

Well, I wouldn't be surprised at all if chickens swear......I've never had any but I love their faces. They always look slightly pi$$ed off to me

[celiac-mommy]

Whot ez thees Flashforward and whoo ez thees Rob you all speeck of? Why have I knot herd about it?

I am trying to recover from the 34# of zucchini I processed yesterday. Gave 1/2 the tomatoes I picked away because I cawn't deal with those too. 40 freakin cups of zucch juice and 22 cups of puree-add that to the 50 cups I already have in my freezer and I should be set for winter . BUT now my back is out and I'm on Valium--I LOVE valium. Dr only gives me 10 at a time and I have to fax her every time I use one, like I'm some sort of druggee.... God Bless my chiropractor who I have a lunch date with tomorrow!!

[Darn210]

Whot ez thees Flashforward and whoo ez thees Rob you all speeck of? Why have I knot herd about it?

I am trying to recover from the 34# of zucchini I processed yesterday. Gave 1/2 the tomatoes I picked away because I cawn't deal with those too. 40 freakin cups of zucch juice and 22 cups of puree-add that to the 50 cups I already have in my freezer and I should be set for winter . BUT now my back is out and I'm on Valium--I LOVE valium. Dr only gives me 10 at a time and I have to fax her every time I use one, like I'm some sort of druggee.... God Bless my chiropractor who I have a lunch date with tomorrow!!

Did you not click on Petah's link??

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Notice Rob's last name . . . does it sound familiar?? . . . could he perhaps be related to anyone you know?

[celiac-mommy]

Oh, that's fabulous! I will have to set my DVR (whilst I watch Vampire Diaries in secret...shhhhhh...) Congrats to your bro Peetah!!

[nikki-uk]

Amazing (why can't I find Joseph Fiennes to gaze upon?)

He's only visible to the English darling

[nikki-uk]

I always thought they sounded like they're saying 'Bugger' ...or even 'Booger' ....... but I s'pose any fowl word wiv ****er would do!!

[jerseyangel]

Nik--how's Al? Did he ever get a reaction from the toast?

[flourgirl]

Pieter....congrats to your brother on his success!! And to think I've already read Flash Forward.....loved it by the way!!! The only one of his books in our measly poor excuse for a library at the time. Think I may look for others of his books......when I can next get to the book-dealer!

NO, no love for chickens. They have faces that are just too hard to find love for....unless it's Foghorn Leghorn. Even then, you gotta dig deep in the love well. He, at least, is funny. DID get a bit of heart-melt over the widdle black bunny, tho! I WANT ONE! My son had a couple of rabbits when he was young. I built a large cage for them outside. They were happy, funny, cuddly things. Then their personalities changed. Couldn't figger out why! I came home one afternoon to find neighborhood dogs in the yard terrorizing them. Never knew that rabbits could run around on the sides of the cage, but they did (Not funny then, but funny in retrospect). Tried to bring bunnies into the house when we were gone. Did NOT work! Had to give them away. But they are SO cute!

Em - a - lisch......we're thinking of you and sending

[ranger]

So, Petronovich Ilya Sawyereska. You have a bro named Roskonikov Iaan Sawyereskovich. And, transparantly, he has written a Rooshin Novel. I will watch the movie adoption of said novel on Turday, Septic. 24, on the ABC's. I will judge for myself if it is a proper Rushin Novel, or a nouvelle quizine out of the Cancadanian Town of Queerbec. I will, of course, be drinking Potato Vod ka with a hot, steely bowl of botched soup. As my Rushed, Red soul implodes me to do.

My falow female comrades. Can you keep a secret? I think I have finally fallen in love with a Septininarian commie pinko, who's interstitials are RIS! Please do not tell my D (not for dear)H He would connvulate and become rather cyber-like. I hate that when that happens!

Your new, bright red, fiend.

Slainaman Igor (the future) Sawyerescovitch

[Jestgar]

I had eggs for breakfast!! :D

They actually had flavor :o , like eating food, instead of salt flavored grease.

[nikki-uk]

I had eggs for breakfast!! :D

They actually had flavor :o , like eating food, instead of salt flavored grease.

I miss fresh eggs! (my friend had chickens)...full of flavoUr and the yolks are SO bright yellow!!

Hurrah for the civkebs!

[Darn210]

I had eggs for breakfast!! :D

They actually had flavor :o , like eating food, instead of salt flavored grease.

ummmmm . . . . . . what's wrong wif salt flavoured grease??

[flourgirl]

Like everything else! Nothing beats fresh, homegrown, not stored for months and bathed or full of chemical soup! Glad you get to enjoy and savour the fruits of your own you civkebs labor

May you have many, many fresh-egg breakfasts, hold the drugs and chemicals, please.

Got called in to work, and doing a qwikkie here before I go. Therefore I haven't much psillie this morning. Twill be a beautiful day (so was yesterday, even if it DID rain). Not too many wonderfull day left before the kold and hateful winter comes to call. (Doom, Gloom, Pestilence.....sorry). We have been dropping staff like fleas.....not so many of us left to cover....and here I am holding a bunch of leave-time to use up . I'll figger it out.

Hope yer all having shiny, sunny days....inside and out.

[curlyfries]

Got called in to work, and doing a qwikkie here before I go.

no comment.....that one's just too easy

[DingoGirl]

OMG!! Does The Hoff know what he looks like???

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I really don't think so..........AND, in addition, I think he THINKS he's sexay, and can DANCE???????????? 'tis incredible - -

You clearly have more than enough love to share. Some wee homeless dog would love to be the one to pee on your new carpets.

so true!!!!!!!!! Ranger needs her some new piddle widdle puppeigh!!!!!!!!

I hate beets!

whot?

D'ya suppose the chickens wonder why it's only daylight in their pen at 5:30 in the morning?

umm......WHOT are you doing to yer civkebs?

So quiet here in Psillyvilli. No room for psilly when sadness is in residence.

Geoesst.....civkebs are not smart enufff to figger out anything. We razed civkebs when I was growing up. How I hated those birds! They got out regularly and we had to chase them back in...and they often ended up chasing us and pecking at our legs. Hatephul birds. I still remember having to pluck them, scald them in hot water......the smell of hot wet feathers was enuff to make me not eat civkeb for many, many years. And yet.....here I am.....thinking that maybe I'd like to have a few....just for the eggs, you know. Only took me 40+ years to reach this point

tea, I can not TOTALLY relate, but my mum made me de-bone a civkeb in high school, and I became a vegetarian for two years :gag:

I buy my hormone and artificially flavoUred civkebs boneless now.

do civkebs really swear? loved the videos.........they really are just ugly and pissed, ain't they? (and by pissed, I mean angry)

Look out kitchen, here we come! Today's agenda includes bread, croutons, meatballs, and pizza crusts. If we have enough culinary energy left, dinner may be lasagna.

'tis a veritable g f carb fest! I'll be there soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good to know the balls are back in town

*snort* I don't think I heard any mention of balls in that post? or did I miss sumthin? Have had my wine........already.........

Those swearing civkebs- what are you gonna do with them dirty mouthed poulter-geists?

*snackle* Teacher Bev!!!!!!!!

Since I've lived me whole life (up until now....) in the eastern US, prime time shows always started at 8PM and went to 11PM, when the news came on and then the late night talk shows. The way it should be!

Here in central time land, it's all an hour earlier. Flashforward at 7, Letterman at 10:30,......news at freakin 10PM. Threw me fer a loop, I tells ya. I've actually missed things I've wanted to see because I forget and tune in as they're ending

Um, Padt, I think I would LIKE this.......I could go to sleep an hour earlier!!!!!!!! spose I should just move to TexAss..........

part deux coming up..........but I got NOWT to say.............

[ranger]

Go t Ntin. Am devoid. Still here, but hangnon by a thin thread.

Help

MOM

[DingoGirl]

I am trying to recover from the 34# of zucchini I processed yesterday. Gave 1/2 the tomatoes I picked away because I cawn't deal with those too. 40 freakin cups of zucch juice and 22 cups of puree-add that to the 50 cups I already have in my freezer and I should be set for winter . BUT now my back is out and I'm on Valium--I LOVE valium. Dr only gives me 10 at a time and I have to fax her every time I use one, like I'm some sort of druggee.... God Bless my chiropractor who I have a lunch date with tomorrow!!

WHOT? you just get regular, consistent, valium prescriptions? how can *I* get this????? when can *I* have lunc wif yer chiropractor? and since WHEN do chiros prescribe drugs???????????

And, please send tomatoes to California. I can NAE grow any here

My falow female comrades. Can you keep a secret? I think I have finally fallen in love with a Septininarian commie pinko, who's interstitials are RIS! Please do not tell my D (not for dear)H He would connvulate and become rather cyber-like. I hate that when that happens!

Your new, bright red, fiend.

Slainaman Igor (the future) Sawyerescovitch

wha??????????? what is she talkin' aboot???????? Love it anyways.......

sending love to Emmel who's been too quiet. The grief........

Em, can you hear us????????????

WE MISS YOU

ummmmm . . . . . what's wrong wif salt flavoured grease??

Pseriously!!!!!!! Though I am SOOOOOOOOOO jealous, have NEVER had a farm-fresh egg, in me whole blasted life. Don't even know what it would taste like.

no comment.....that one's just too easy

it woz

sillies..........gotta get productive here........I started work again today, for the Crazy Man, he was soooooooooo nice..........but 'tis all trickery, I am telling you........

must eat!!!!!!!!!!

hey, does anyone get a tummy ache from quinoa? is that not unheard of?

more later..........

[Darn210]

Pseriously!!!!!!! Though I am SOOOOOOOOOO jealous, have NEVER had a farm-fresh egg, in me whole blasted life. Don't even know what it would taste like.

Tastes like . . . chicken.

Is that funny here? Or is that a family thing. When ever anybody asked "what does it taste like?" the answer was always "tastes like chicken". My neighbor said that when her son was little, he didn't think he liked anything but chicken so they just put the word "chicken" in front of everything. When he asked what was for supper, he always got answers like "chicken pork chops" and "chicken spaghetti" and "chicken ham".

Rayshell . . I'lll have one of yer loves of zucchini bread please.

Miss ya, Em.

[celiac-mommy]

WHOT? you just get regular, consistent, valium prescriptions? how can *I* get this????? when can *I* have lunc wif yer chiropractor? and since WHEN do chiros prescribe drugs???????????

And, please send tomatoes to California. I can NAE grow any here

I haven't tried to refill the prescription yet. My Dr gave me flexeril when I slipped a disk in my back last year and after I took it, I went to take a relaxing bath and I actually passed out in the tub for 30min!! My bff brought me some of her valium to try and it worked amazing, so I told my dr that I wanted some of THAT!! She was OK with it but only gave me 10 pills, they're so strong that I have to split them in half and I have to let her know every time I use one My chiropractor is a hottie who works miracles on my back and neck!

Rayshell . . I'lll have one of yer loves of zucchini bread please.

I made a batch yesteday and my son said "wow, these are the best muffins I've ever had, I didn't know you could cook like this"

I need some help frpm my psillies to tell me if I'm crazy or just psillie....to give you a little layout of my house-3 levels, bedrooms are on the top floor, main living stuff on the main floor, gym, theater and laundry in the basement-so I finished with Sven at 9, went in to start the dryer to fluff up the clothes that I forgot about, set it, watched it turn on and went into the connecting bathroom to wash up. 5 minutes later, I go back into the laundry room, the dryer is off, the door is open but the clothes are hot, so clearly the dryer was on. Everybody else in my house was asleep!!!!! WTF happened?

[Jestgar]

Does it have a moisture sensor? Maybe it knew the clothes were already dry.