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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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You guys is funny!

I'll go back tomorrow morning, and my phone will be charged so I'll know the time. My plan is to be there at 6 am, and since I'll really know the time I WILL jump up and down and look like an ijit.

Just stopped back in for a second breakfast and a shower. Headin' out to walk the streets for a while. Amazing how de-motivating this place is.

And I did stop again and tell someone about the camera. Good eyes!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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I'll go back tomorrow morning, and my phone will be charged so I'll know the time. My plan is to be there at 6 am, and since I'll really know the time I WILL jump up and down and look like an ijit.

Now this Jack and I wanna be ready for.. . . . .....

Um. . .. ... ...so, what in hell time will that be in Ottawa? :huh:

6am Hawaii time is. .. .. ..well, uh. . . . .....The Ripper is fairly certain that you are six hours behind us......so it will be noon here? If Jack's right on that, then Nik, it will be 5pm for you, methinks.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I went back to where Jess gave Hawaii time and compared it to my time. It will be 12 noon here.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Noon here and in Ottawa. I'll be at the store and will try to look in. When I came by today, Lisa posted that Jess was early, so I just had a peek, but didn't stay and so missed the Second Coming as well. ;)

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

I am so conphused! How can you see someone on the beach in Hiawatha from anywhere, anytime? Told you, I got nuttin goin upstairs. :huh: It's still cold here, but at least the sun pooped out for awhile. I haven't seen it for so long, it skeered me. I thaught it was an IUD or a flying saucer, or sumptin like that! It glowed! :o

Jest - I need Hawaii... HHHHHelp!

Amylase - I meant to ask if you were diabetic.

Liza - Are you in the great and growing pool of the unemployed? New to it and scared to death. Anything good to say about it? :(

Gotta go fix dinner...Bacon-wrapped pork fillets, home-grown mashed potatoes and gravy, a corn and basil souffle, and choice of broccoli or asparagus. :) Yeah, I'm upset and cookin up a storm. Next week budget allows for cat-food! Dry! :angry:

Your soon to be poorer (if there is such a thing)

Seeziena

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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. . .....The Ripper is fairly certain that you are six hours behind us......so it will be noon here? If Jack's right on that, then Nik, it will be 5pm for you, methinks.

Oh BRAVO!!..... hope I'm in by then!!! (gotta go winter coat shopping wiv da boyz after school <_< )

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Jest - I need Hawaii... HHHHHelp!

Liza - Are you in the great and growing pool of the unemployed? New to it and scared to death. Anything good to say about it? :(

I needs it, too! B)

I am still working, but hubby is unemployed. My paycheck is nuttin to get excited about, though. <_<

Not a darn thing good to say about it. :angry: Since your hubby was layed off, can he get unemployment?

I will say, though, that some of our friends have helped us out in different ways......restores yer faith in humanity ^_^

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elye Community Regular
elye
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It's still cold here, but at least the sun pooped out for awhile. I haven't seen it for so long, it skeered me. I thaught it was an IUD or a flying saucer, or sumptin like that! It glowed! :o

GAH... . . . a giant, glowing IUD, floating through the air..... the stuff that gynecological nightmares are made of! <_<

Hey.. . . . .why does the word "gynecological" have the word "logical" in it? Little logic there. . . ..how logical are pap smears, mammograms, trans-vaginal ultrasounds... . . ...... even childbirth itself seems to defy reason... . . . . . :huh:

:lol:

Amylase - I meant to ask if you were diabetic.

Yep. POeter and I are both type ones. And so is Oliver!

So... . . . is Jyesss gonna put up that Hawaii link again early tomorrow so that we can get onto it at noon? I am so out to lunch with high-tech matters......if I just click on the link at noon, I should see her live? So confusing and mind-boggling........please, just give me some misplaced modifiers to figure out.... ...... <_<:rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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So... . . . is Jyesss gonna put up that Hawaii link again early tomorrow so that we can get onto it at noon? I am so out to lunch with high-tech matters......if I just click on the link at noon, I should see her live?

I dunno. But we can just go back to page 2393 and click on the link there.....and yep, she should be there! :) You may have to hit 'refresh' if it doesn't play.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Hi Psillies- I didn't know Geoss was in Hawaii already! Will try to check at 12:00 and see her all tanned and relaxed (but up at 5 am? WTH?)

ranger Sleuzen and Curly Lisa- I am sorry about the jobs. These is hard times. Kurt's comapny just got cut in half, although luckily he kept his job and insurance because we would be so screwed without it (as in living with his parents). I know something will happen for you guys, but it is so hard until it does. Lisa- I'm still angry about the firing- so LAME!!!!!!!!!!

I told jack the same thing, and he yelled, "WOW! You're gonna see Jess from Washington? The crazy scientist with the neat cats? Move over!"

He's so cute- I love our Ripper!

Happy Birthday (late methinks) to our wee Al!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nik- I hope you feel better soon!

Patty- Congratulations on yer new home of the Psilly Psummit! You and Mark must be so happy!

Well, we went north to see the foliage and instead we saw ( :ph34r:) snaugh and tonight we are getting ( :ph34r: ) snaugh.

It's only OCTOBER- I'M NOT READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

The other day, i went to the grocery and signed my check SLEEZEN %*#**%@. They rejected it. I had to make out a new check! Yous guys are infltering my real life, whatever that is!

Happy B-late B-day B-Al! How about calling him "Al ,Al, the ladies pal"?

So, Peotra Irano Evilosovich....all Muscovite ducks have to do is go to that page and click on the link? And we will see Comrade Gessmadscientistovich "On The Beatch".

Comraded Slutska. BTW. Familiar with R. Buckminster Fuller?

And, if all the rumours are true, is it me, or is it you?

And, how kool to have kids named Jack and Sophie and DC? Anymore I don't know about?

Thank all of you for making me feel better about everything. Except for this damn jock itch!

Sleezier than ever.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I just got home--I completely missed Jess :angry::angry::angry:

I wanna see her!!! Can someone pleeeeeese tell me what time it'll be fer me tomorrow (central time)?

Gotta go get dinner ready--starving. Be back :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Patteigh

Go back to page 2393.....was a bit dyslexic when I mentioned the page for the link....it's fixed, now :P

Jess's second post mentions the time in Hawaii, so you can figure out the time difference.

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

[quote name='Mtndog' date='Oct 18 2009, 04:04 PM' post='568851'

ranger Sleuzen and Curly Lisa- I am sorry about the jobs. These is hard times. Kurt's comapny just got cut in half, although luckily he kept his job and insurance because we would be so screwed without it (as in living with his parents). I know something will happen for you guys, but it is so hard until it does. Lisa- I'm still angry about the firing- so LAME!!!!!!!!!!

Well, we went north to see the foliage and instead we saw ( :ph34r:) snaugh and tonight we are getting ( :ph34r: ) snaugh.

It's only OCTOBER- I'M NOT READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
The other day, i went to the grocery and signed my check SLEEZEN %*#**%@. They rejected it.

Whot?? Why on earth would they do that? :lol:

Thank all of you for making me feel better about everything. Except for this damn jock itch!

:unsure:

:unsure:

Sllllezinkia is wearing a jock. .. . . . . . .......

Methinks this must be an ancient Russian custom for women. . ........ :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
And, Snow? It has become a dirty word. When I was younger, i skiid and iceskated and loved the snow. Now, it just means I can't go outside. And I hate the snow! Sorry!

UGH!!!!.........SNAUX!!!!!

No love for that stuff here :angry:

S-shiver

N-nonstop

O-over

W-winter

Brrrrrrr

(I want to steal Bev's emoticon :ph34r: )

Edit: freddo2.gif

(hee)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Sleezan........can you explain to me why we are living in the midwest?????

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I wanna see her!!! Can someone pleeeeeese tell me what time it'll be fer me tomorrow (central time)?

Noon Eastern time--eleven AM Central. Ten in the mountains and nine on the left coast. Much later in the UK.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Noon Eastern time--eleven AM Central. Ten in the mountains and nine on the left coast. Much later in the UK.

Thanks PeOter--how exciting!!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Noon Eastern time--eleven AM Central. Ten in the mountains and nine on the left coast. Much later in the UK.

:lol:In other words - work it out for yourselph if you're in the UK

ONLY kidding POeter!!!! ;)

BEVVY got SNAUGHW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH! ....heinous, hideous..... <_<

Heating is now required thus begin the fun and games wiv me boiler (didn't I spend most of last year in a thermal all-in -one trying to get IT FIXED?!?!?! ).....and over inflated gas/electric bills :angry:

T'is so dark today I don't think it was worth the sun gettin' out of bed <_<

I REALLY hate the winter months <_< .....and yes, the cats REFUSE to sleep out at night now!!

*SIGH*

weather moan over

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Morning, Psillies!

I SoOooOo hope that Jyesss's link will work for me today. .. .. .....very exciting!

:lol:In other words - work it out for yourselph if your in the UK

Nik! 'Tis 5 pm fer you... ......as you Brits are five hours ahead of us (in everything - - manners, senses of humour, drinking hours).. . ....... :rolleyes:

Heating is now required thus begin the fun and games wiv me boiler (didn't I spend most of last year in a thermal all-in -one trying to get IT FIXED?!?!?! )...

Yes! With a very unexciting, small-thumbed repairman, as I recall .. ........ :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Patteigh

Go back to page 2393.....was a bit dyslexic when I mentioned the page for the link....it's fixed, now :P

Thanks Lee-sa. I completely missed this the phirst time!

I just clicked on the link and there's no one there :lol: Everyone in Hawaii must be still sleeping.....

Tis so exciting that we'll all be able to see Jess today--kind of a remote Summit :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

ok, it's 5:34 my time.

see you guys in half and hour

Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
ok, it's 5:34 my time.

see you guys in half and hour

Open Original Shared Link

WAIT!!!!!!

What yer wearing??? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

10 minutes to Jess!!!

I'm sitting here at the computer paying bills so I don't wander away and get distracted :lol:

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