Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Sounds like a late night Mexican snack--just pop 'em in the microwave and in 60 seconds you have--ta da!! Mini Whore-ish Tescos!! :lol: Serve 'em up wearing high heels and an apron B)

:lol::lol: . . . . and nuttin' else. . ........si, senora.. .. ......!!

You know, I just luurve the way we can put a psilly slant EVEN on (sexy! ) Tescos :lol:

You know, their profits are indeed sexy ;)


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
jerseyangel Proficient
You know, I just luurve the way we can put a psilly slant EVEN on (sexy! ) Tescos :lol:

I hope they come to Texas next--would love to check it out! :D

elye Community Regular
I hope they come to Texas next--would love to check it out! :D

Hey! No phair that Tesco's is coming to the US before it hits Canada - - after all, WE are part of the British Commonwealth an' everythin'. . . . ....

.... . . ......Lotta good THAT does us... . . . . ... ...... <_<

:lol:

psawyer Proficient

FlashForward Episode 6 is just starting. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
FlashForward Episode 6 is just starting. :)

We're watching right now--at 7:27 central time, the little autistic kid gave his address as such and such Sawyer Ct.!!! Wonder where they got that name from :lol:

I don't think that gives anything away...... B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Every day I witness the difference between my 8 year old girl and my 4 year old boy. Today has been interesting.

I had taught him a while ago to say "Hey Ladies, How you doin?" to my girlfriends. My sister comes to visit and I say, "Max, what do you say to the ladies?" He says, "Hey Ladies, Welcome to my pants!"

---Someone still needs to come pick my jaw up off the floor

In the car on the way to the video store this afternoon--Max says, "Mommy, can I get the next Star Wars movie?" I say, "sure," He says, "Ahhhh snap!!"

--WTF?

I give him 1/2 of a caramel apple after dinner and tell him to be careful, the caramel is sticky. He says, "Don't worry, I've only lost 1 tooth so far" :huh::lol:

Madeleine, on the other hand comes in from school and says, "Mom, I asked my teacher if she could give me some extra homework tonight, I was really in the mood to do some fractions." :huh::)

Our dentist is offering 1$ per pound for Halloween candy next week and it's all going to be sent to Iraq and Afganistan to the troops as well as any letters or card the kids wanted to write. I told Madeleine about it this morning, and a bit later she gave me this card she wrote--exactly how it was written:

"Dear Soldir,

Thank you for fiting in the war to keep us safe. I hope this candy warms your hart just like it warms my hart giving it to you. Please write back, and show this card to others.

Your friend,

Madeleine"

<proud tears>

I asked Max if he was going to be like Madeleine when he was older, doing extra homework and writing nice letters. He said, "Nope, I'm gonna do nothin!"

There is NEVER a dull moments with these beh-beh's of mine ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Uh-oh, I think I just did sumphin bad.......................but man did it feel GOOD!!!!

:o what you wrote was outstanding. I'm actually starting to wonder if he just wants to yank our chains and see how worked up he can get us? <_<

Cuz.......it ....had.......to set.....on an......empty bottle?

:lol: perplexing, ain't it?

a BEBEH!!!! you gots one!! yay!!!! :) They're living wiv youse, right? Marvelous! (I think?)

Well duhhhhh!!! You can get seriously burned trying to drink beer out of a bottle that has a hot cake pan resting on it!!!!

*snackle*

You guys filled the empty spot at the table last eve. My family knows each of you from your incredible group tree gesture... . ......so everybody knew you were there.

*sniff* :wub: Glad you had a good time, Emmel, and the cake sounds AMAZING!! can we get her recipe??

We do have 'mini' Tesco's .... named 'Tesco express' .....very whore-ish

:lol: x 55 This gave me an out-loud guffaw.....it IS called Tesco Express!! Maybe I"ll go in there dressed like "The People of Walmart" and I can fit right in! It being "whore-ish" and all :lol:

And now playing........"The Mini Whore-ish Tescos!!!" *cackle* (with The Skillet Lickers as opening act ;)

Sounds like a late night Mexican snack--just pop 'em in the microwave and in 60 seconds you have--ta da!! Mini Whore-ish Tescos!! Serve 'em up wearing high heels and an apron

You know, I just luurve the way we can put a psilly slant EVEN on (sexy! ) Tescos

:lol: :lol: good Lord - dat was PHUNNY, Pads *snicker*

Every day I witness the difference between my 8 year old girl and my 4 year old boy. Today has been interesting.

I had taught him a while ago to say "Hey Ladies, How you doin?" to my girlfriends. My sister comes to visit and I say, "Max, what do you say to the ladies?" He says, "Hey Ladies, Welcome to my pants!"

---Someone still needs to come pick my jaw up off the floor

In the car on the way to the video store this afternoon--Max says, "Mommy, can I get the next Star Wars movie?" I say, "sure," He says, "Ahhhh snap!!"

--WTF?

I give him 1/2 of a caramel apple after dinner and tell him to be careful, the caramel is sticky. He says, "Don't worry, I've only lost 1 tooth so far"

Madeleine, on the other hand comes in from school and says, "Mom, I asked my teacher if she could give me some extra homework tonight, I was really in the mood to do some fractions."

Our dentist is offering 1$ per pound for Halloween candy next week and it's all going to be sent to Iraq and Afganistan to the troops as well as any letters or card the kids wanted to write. I told Madeleine about it this morning, and a bit later she gave me this card she wrote--exactly how it was written:

"Dear Soldir,

Thank you for fiting in the war to keep us safe. I hope this candy warms your hart just like it warms my hart giving it to you. Please write back, and show this card to others.

Your friend,

Madeleine"

<proud tears>

I asked Max if he was going to be like Madeleine when he was older, doing extra homework and writing nice letters. He said, "Nope, I'm gonna do nothin!"

There is NEVER a dull moments with these beh-beh's of mine ;)

:lol::wub: absolutely LOVED this whole post, Ray-chull....fave parts highlighted in red....

Um, I think yer son got the "aw SNAP" from the Mini Tesco whores :lol:

So glad yer feeling better.....

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I've just done the MOST FABULOUS workout EVER!!!! Bought The 30-Day Shred DVD after reading RAVE reviews......has three levels from "beginner" (nearly killed me) to advanced........I figure, okay, it's only 20 minutes, how bad can it be?

:blink: *gasp*

was the most AMAZINGLY efficient and intense 20-minute workout EVER......VERY hard for me, but will become more manageable over time....I am quite scared of level 2, terrified of level 3 :lol: I plan to commit to this as am quite serious about losing 10 pounds and firming up this VERY sudden and alarming middle-aged PHLAB <_<

Hey, where's Geoss, is she travelin' home?

forgot everything else, more later

LOVE that there's SAWYER STREET in our show!!!!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



psawyer Proficient
We're watching right now--at 7:27 central time, the little autistic kid gave his address as such and such Sawyer Ct.!!! Wonder where they got that name from :lol:

:o

celiac-mommy Collaborator
SILLS!!!!!!!!! I've just done the MOST FABULOUS workout EVER!!!! Bought The 30-Day Shred DVD after reading RAVE reviews......has three levels from "beginner" (nearly killed me) to advanced........I figure, okay, it's only 20 minutes, how bad can it be?

:blink: *gasp*

Is that the Jillian Michaels? I have the No More Trouble Zones and Boost your Metabolism. They're each about an hour and I'm swearing like a sailor by the end! But she kicks arse like I've never seen. ( much better than those Buns of Steel biotches, or the Dancing Grannies-if you've been watching Ellen :lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Is that the Jillian Michaels? I have the No More Trouble Zones and Boost your Metabolism. They're each about an hour and I'm swearing like a sailor by the end! But she kicks arse like I've never seen. ( much better than those Buns of Steel biotches, or the Dancing Grannies-if you've been watching Ellen :lol::lol::lol:

It IS the very same!!! Only TWENTY MINUTES and I myself am CURSING her!!! :lol:

Very hard, but short, very concise, I LOVE it!!! Can't wait to get to level two........can't IMAGINE getting to level three :blink:

Can't even imagine, in fact, how I"ll be able to do this same workout TOMORROW....can hardly walk.......... :huh:

who are these Dancing Grannies on Ellen? must look this up.........SURE to be entertaining if it's on her show :lol:

VERY wound up.............clearly MUST do this exercise programME in the morning, Sills :unsure:

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Good mornin', psills!

Soooooozle will be up shredding any time now, methinks.. . .. .....30-day shredding DVD? Gad, sounds like medieval flailing er disemboweling..... ...... .

Raye-shyell, those kids a' your'n.... ...... :lol: !

Welcome to my pants. Such a very male proclamation. I am certain this comes right after "I know I've met you somewhere before" ......... :lol:

Hey! Do those Mini Tesco Whores service the Twa?

jerseyangel Proficient
There is NEVER a dull moments with these beh-beh's of mine ;)

:lol: So phunny!! :lol:

It IS the very same!!! Only TWENTY MINUTES and I myself am CURSING her!!! :lol:

She scares me a little :unsure: I watch "Biggest Loser" (actually watched is more like it since I've missed the past 2 weeks) That Jillian is a toughie! :o Glad she's on yer screen, Suz, and not right there yellin' at ya :lol:

Good mornin', psills!

Mornin, Em :D

Well, the sun is back after over 24 straight hours of rain!! Should be another de-lite-phul weekend. We have to go and button up the apartment and hand in the keys tomorrow. Back to having just one home.....was enjoying being a jet-setter there for a week or two :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
who are these Dancing Grannies on Ellen? must look this up.........SURE to be entertaining if it's on her show :lol:

VERY wound up.............clearly MUST do this exercise programME in the morning, Sills :unsure:

:lol:

You must look up the Dancing Grannies, it is CLASSIC!!!

We shoulda talked last night. I rode 15 miles on my bike at 8, then hula-hooped for an hour. I was still up at midnight which doesn't jive with the 0450 alarm bell <_< I will require lotsa coffee which is likely to make me more psillie!

jerseyangel Proficient
I will require lotsa coffee which is likely to make me more psillie!

All the better fer us!!! :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
All the better fer us!!! :D

You say that now............

Plus it's Friday, in my office, anything goes on Fridays. It usually gets pretty raunchy here with 6 immature men and 1 rummy, sleep deprived, coffee guzzlin lady :P I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work ;)

elye Community Regular
It usually gets pretty raunchy here with 6 immature men and 1 rummy, sleep deprived, coffee guzzlin lady :P I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work ;)

I wanna work in your office, Ra-shelllle!

Okay......did you or Soooozle, at any point in your heated exercise regimen, get yer heart rate up to Neil Armstrong zone? :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Emoticon triple BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD DAY PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT a good start to my day :frown: ..... Tel clipped a car earlier (smashed the other blokes wing mirror) ....KA-CHING - and an insurance claim :angryface:

...waived my eldest son Daniel off for his weekend in Amsterdam with a group of friends ( :ph34r: )......... he's just phoned, they MISSED their flight :rolleyes:<_<

EEEjit!!

Apparently the only girl in the group made them late (took too long to get out of the bath!! :rolleyes: )..... they are staying at the airport tonight + will fly in the morning (it'll be time to come back by the time they get there!!!)

GADS!!..they couldn't organiSe a p*ss-up in a brewery!!!

And now playing........"The Mini Whore-ish Tescos!!!" *cackle* (with The Skillet Lickers as opening act ;))

They are AMAZING live!!

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I've just done the MOST FABULOUS workout EVER!!!! Bought The 30-Day Shred DVD after reading RAVE reviews......has three levels from "beginner" (nearly killed me) to advanced........I figure, okay, it's only 20 minutes, how bad can it be?

:blink: *gasp*

was the most AMAZINGLY efficient and intense 20-minute workout EVER......VERY hard for me, but will become more manageable over time....I am quite scared of level 2, terrified of level 3 I plan to commit to this as am quite serious about losing 10 pounds and firming up this VERY sudden and alarming middle-aged PHLAB <_<

This is PHAB!!!....just wish I could pop over and do the workout wiv you!!

I think I have a problem with cardio workouts..... I find them highly addictive, the sweatier, the better :ph34r: it really gives me a high :huh:

....although I never seem to lose weight :blink::lol:

She scares me a little :unsure: I watch "Biggest Loser" (actually watched is more like it since I've missed the past 2 weeks) That Jillian is a toughie! :o Glad she's on yer screen, Suz, and not right there yellin' at ya :lol:

OH! OH!....we have 'the biggest loser' too!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Sorry you're giving up the jet set life Pads ;) .... it was phun while it lasted!

I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work ;)

HOW do you do this R??

You're always making such yummy phoods - *I* would have to eat them ALL!!! :P

Such selph control!!

...am behind with 'Flash Forward' to you guys (I watch it Sun eve) but will keep me eye out for 'Sawyer St'!!

OH....cracked up at 'welcome to my pants' :lol::lol:

Later peeps.... gotta get ready for Sven ....

elye Community Regular
OH! OH!....we have 'the biggest loser' too!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

This suddenly reminded me of the fabulous new song tearing up the radio waves as we speak, by our terrific Canuck band Hedley... .. .. .really danceable commentary on Hollywood stardom, the reality show obsession, the American dream.......'tis superbly phunny:

:lol:
flourgirl Apprentice

Ray-Shall.....looked up yer "boo-boo". 'Twas pseriously NOT a boo-boo. I stopped even reading those posts some time ago. Advice never taken (acknowledged), just the same ol' tiny violin. I have to say....you found a whole group of people supporting your stance and advice....which was wise advice.

LOVED loved you chilluns stories. I've forgotten what it's like to have little ones. So much fun!

Wish I could visit Svennipfig with the rest of you! I really need to be walking, at least. Feels like all I can manage is the job (which is often physical), my yardwork and housework. Beyond that.....is nil. Need some pserious motivation.

Glad to hear the good news about Hey Jude!...and about Pseuss! Keep us posted on this stuphph please. NO psilly here.....think I'll go milk my cows on FB!

flourgirl Apprentice

Ha! Skillet Lickers! We have roads, brooks, whole areas with names like that. Lick Skillet Pond, etc. But I guess that's to be expected....this being West Virginia and all. :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
OH! OH!....we have 'the biggest loser' too!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I used to watch . . . had a bad effect on me . . . I always got the munchies and seemed to sit down wif a bag of chips crisps or cookies bisquits whilst watching. Yes, I gained weight while watching The Biggest Loser.

jerseyangel Proficient
I used to watch . . . had a bad effect on me . . . I always got the munchies and seemed to sit down wif a bag of chips crisps or cookies bisquits whilst watching. Yes, I gained weight while watching The Biggest Loser.

:lol:

How is your in-laws' house coming along, Jan-it? I keep meaning to ask you about that.

jerseyangel Proficient
Glad to hear the good news about Hey Jude!

Talked to her for a second yesterday--I hope the closing went/goes smoothly today--I guess it could still be happening now, come to think of it. I'll keep ya'll's posted. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol:

How is your in-laws' house coming along, Jan-it? I keep meaning to ask you about that.

They have a loverly hole in the ground . . . which is currently filling with (rain) water :P We've had so much rain since they moved here that progress has been pretty slow. They've got an estimate of 7 months for completion. My FIL say he's expecting 9 months just like every other time he's ever built a house. However, this time there's not a whole lot of other construction going on so I bet it's faster than he thinks . . . if it would just stop raining.

Em, I loved that video!!

Dancing Grannies . . . :lol::lol: . . . :huh: . . . umm, yeah, probably more my speed.

jerseyangel Proficient
They have a loverly hole in the ground . . . which is currently filling with (rain) water :P

I hope things dry up soon so they can get working on it. :) We lucked out with the weather--it was a dry summer so the construction moved right along--actually came in a couple weeks ahead of schedule.

The time went by so fast!

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - cristiana replied to KathyR37's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      4

      New here

    2. - trents replied to KathyR37's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      4

      New here

    3. - Theresa2407 replied to Theresa2407's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
      2

      Probiotics

    4. - KathyR37 replied to KathyR37's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      4

      New here

    5. - Scott Adams replied to KathyR37's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      4

      New here


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,814
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    ColbyBowlin
    Newest Member
    ColbyBowlin
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.4k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):




  • Who's Online (See full list)


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • cristiana
      Hi @KathyR37 and a very warm welcome here.  I am so very sorry that you are going through all of this. I just wanted to check, have you ever been tested for any other gastrointestinal conditions? Cristiana  
    • trents
      @KathyR37, I would suspect that in addition to gluten intolerance, you have other food intolerances/sensitivities. This is very common in the celiac community. The most common offenders are oats, dairy, soy, corn and eggs with dairy and oats being the big two. Have you considered this? Have you tried keeping a food diary to detect patterns?
    • Theresa2407
      thank you for your advice.   I have always taken them and I use Stonehedge because they are in a glass bottle, but don't have to be refrigerated.  I also like they are 3rd party tested and state gluten free. But you never know if something better has come alone over the years.
    • KathyR37
      Thank you for your response. I have already learned about the info you sent but i appreciate your effort. I am the only one in my family cursed by this disease. I have to cook for them too. I make sure that my utensils are free of gluten and clean after using them for other food. I use non-porous pots and pans and  gloves when cooking for them. One huge problem I have is a gag reflex out of this world and if something doesn't taste good it is not going down. Most commercially made breads and such taste like old cardboard.Pastas are about the same. I did find one flour that I like and use it regularly, but it is so expensive! All gluten free food is way more expensive. I only eat twice a day because I cannot afford to buy all that. We live on a very low income so my food purchases are quite limited.
    • Scott Adams
      What you've described—the severe weight loss, the cycle of medications making things worse, and the profound fear of eating before leaving the house—is a heavy burden to carry for 15 years. It is absolutely not your fault. While everyone's journey with celiac is different, the struggles with the learning curve, social isolation, and dietary grief are feelings many in the community know all too well. Your question about whether you should just eat what you want and manage the symptoms is a heartbreaking one, born from years of frustration. It's crucial to know that the diarrhea is a sign of ongoing damage to your small intestine from gluten, and simply managing the symptom with Imodium doesn't stop that internal harm or the risk of other complications. The fact that you are still getting sick within an hour of eating, even while trying to be gluten-free, is a huge red flag that something isn't right. This could be due to cross-contamination in your kitchen (e.g., using a shared toaster, colander, or condiment jars), hidden gluten in foods, or the possibility of another concurrent condition like refractory celiac disease. Don't give up!  This article has some detailed information on how to be 100% gluten-free, so it may be helpful (be sure to also read the comments section.):    
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.