Jump to content

  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):

    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

What does her butt say? Something Diva?

Probably "Ozark Diva"

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

What does her butt say? Something Diva?

Zumba Diva

Don't ask how I know ph34r.gifwink.gif

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Zumba Diva

Don't ask how I know ph34r.gifwink.gif

OMG. . . . . .......everyone, look closely at that Zumba Lady. . . . . ... . .... . . ..

Did we not see Gnick in this outfit, AKA "running gear", in her last 10k, pics posted on Da Book??

.

.....Notice the hair is wrapped tightly up, hidden by a natty kerchief - - making it difficult to see the tell-tale Nikki curls .. . . . . . .

Yep.. . . . . ..you know what's written on those tights, Gnick....of course you do. . .. . .. . . ..

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I have those tights! :ph34r:

Geez, guys, you're setting a pretty high standard here. Would you lend me the tights, kerrigne? They might be a bit tight but I suppose that IS the idea :blink: You wouldln't mind if they split, wouldja? Zumba diva, huh? Shroomie doing a fitness dance??? :blink::rolleyes: Shroomie barely makes it once around the floor doing the waltz anymore :P

I noticed a shop yesterday which might be able to proffer appropriate attire for Walmart shopping. When I went in the other day I didn't feel quite "right", IYKWIM?

Actually, maybe all I would need to do is expose all that which I usually hide discreetly (no, not the original parts but the parts which have altered over the years, as parts do tend to do :lol:)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Geez, guys, you're setting a pretty high standard here. Would you lend me the tights, kerrigne? They might be a bit tight but I suppose that IS the idea :blink: You wouldln't mind if they split, wouldja?

They are already ripped. Twill just add to the look if they split some more!

I think I might dress up as a POW for Halloween. Wonder if anyone will understand? Probably just say. Why doesn't Karen have a costume this year?"

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I think I might dress up as a POW for Halloween.

OMG, what a GREAT idea. . . . .. People Of Walmart costumes.. . . . . . ...this would be the perfect thing for a bunch of us to do this year........yup, I'm on it.. . . . ....

Actually, this is incredible karma or something - - the huge, many-kilometre field that I take the dogs to often has bits of litter strewn in the high grasses and amongst the trees, but this morning as I jogged along the dirt path I saw, lying on its side in a clump of cedar, a SHOPPING CART.

Perfect. Got the first piece of my POW costume for this fall.. . . . . ...

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

OMG, what a GREAT idea. . . . .. People Of Walmart costumes.. . . . . . ...this would be the perfect thing for a bunch of us to do this year........yup, I'm on it.. . . . ....

I saw, lying on its side in a clump of cedar, a SHOPPING CART.

Perfect. Got the first piece of my POW costume for this fall.. . . . . ...

You could collect a lot of Trick or treat candy with that thing!

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

and you've got to make a field trip to Wal-Mart and see if anyone takes your picture

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

and you've got to make a field trip to Wal-Mart and see if anyone takes your picture

If anyone does, I'll just demand it from them, head over to the frame department and pull my reject-photo-in-a-frame move.. . ... . ..

sb2178 Enthusiast
sb2178
Posted

OMG. Now I understand why I got called "ma'am" at Walmart one time when I was 18. I was wearing TOO MUCH clothing.

(although I did get un unfortunate view of someone's bare rear end today. poufy wickedly short skirt + thong(or not?) in public?? really, how does anyone sit on public benches/seast/buses/trains without that layer of fabric? I'd get a splinter. Or imagine if someone had spilled a coke or something. Eeewww.)

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

really, how does anyone sit on public benches/seast/buses/trains without that layer of fabric? I'd get a splinter. Or imagine if someone had spilled a coke or something. Eeewww.)

And it doesn't bear to think about what they might leave behind :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

um...ew...

Taking intensive stat seminars for the next couple days. Taught by the sexy stat guy I lusted after before he went to Princeton :ph34r: :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

sexy stat guy

Just realized how funny those words were together :lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Just realized how funny those words were together :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey! My hub loved stats! Still is the " Stats Guy" at work. Someone thinks that's sexy? :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Hey! My hub loved stats! Still is the " Stats Guy" at work. Someone thinks that's sexy? :blink:

Apparently you do....You did reproduce, after all...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

OMG. . . . . .......everyone, look closely at that Zumba Lady. . . . . ... . .... . . ..

Did we not see Gnick in this outfit, AKA "running gear", in her last 10k, pics posted on Da Book??

.

.....Notice the hair is wrapped tightly up, hidden by a natty kerchief - - making it difficult to see the tell-tale Nikki curls .. . . . . . .

Yep.. . . . . ..you know what's written on those tights, Gnick....of course you do. . .. . .. . . ..

:lol:

You wouldn't believe the things I wear for charity runs!!!!!!!!!! wink.gif

Apparently you do....You did reproduce, after all...

laugh.giflaugh.gif

Is he still SSG Keirghinne??....gawd, sometimes it's hard to remember if you've been married anywhere near as long as me rolleyes.gif

OH Peeps!!!

I've got a push bike!! Gah!!

It's fab!!...not ridden one since I was 12yrs old....so may have crashed into a few hedges whilst getting the hang of things (gads those 'Zumba' tights are in shreds now! wink.gif) ..... but LOVE the freedom of it.

I have named my bike Florence cool.gif

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Is he still SSG Keirghinne??....gawd, sometimes it's hard to remember if you've been married anywhere near as long as me rolleyes.gif

We have been married 25 years. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Gnick! Um . . . .. . . . .. ..:unsure:. . . . . ...whot in hell is a push bike??.. ..

A bike that one. . . . . . .pushes...?...

You stand behind it and push it along perhaps?.. . . . There's no need fer a seat, then.. . .. . .:huh:. . . . . . .

Love to see what one o' these looks like.. .. . .. . . .. :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Gnick! Um . . . .. . . . .. ..:unsure:. . . . . ...whot in hell is a push bike??.. ..

A bike that one. . . . . . .pushes...?...

You stand behind it and push it along perhaps?.. . . . There's no need fer a seat, then.. . .. . .:huh:. . . . . . .

Love to see what one o' these looks like.. .. . .. . . .. :lol:

That's how I ride a bike. I get off & push it up hill, then get on & glide downhill.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

New Zealand has push bikes too :blink: And I'm with Kerrigne when I gets to hills. But the rest of the time one can usually pedal them along quite nicely, except on the streets of Christchurch where there are all these hidden liquefaction holes your tire can plunge into. :rolleyes:

You see, the U.S. has bicycles and motorcycles; the British have pushbikes and bikes, it seems (at least that has been my comprehension since I've returned) and those who ride bikes (motorcycles) are callled bikies :huh: in NZ. and oftentimes much worse pejoratives.

When push comes to shove, it must be the downward thrust of the leg that is the push :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

You see, the U.S. has bicycles and motorcycles; the British have pushbikes and bikes, it seems (at least that has been my comprehension since I've returned) and those who ride bikes (motorcycles) are callled bikies :huh: in NZ. and oftentimes much worse pejoratives.

When push comes to shove, it must be the downward thrust of the leg that is the push :ph34r:

So, um. . . . .. .... .. see if I get this.. . . ... . . .PUSH bikes are the British equivalent of regular, sit-and-pedal-to-move things that we call bicycles or bikes over here, then? The Brits call the big, motorized vehicles BIKES, what we call motorcycles.. . . . .. . . ..gah.

So Gnick's got one of these... .. .. . . .

pashley-roadster-lg.webp

Excellent, Gnickers! Does it have a basket? A nice big horn?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Taking intensive stat seminars for the next couple days. Taught by the sexy stat guy I lusted after before he went to Princeton :ph34r: :ph34r:

Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

Hey! That's my hub!

Wait.... He is a few ( a lot) of years younger. But he does look a bit like my hub. Funny.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

Lusting is definitely allowed. I always say that I'm married not dead. You go girl!!!! Make BE a little jealous - it'll do wonders!

I miss you all so much!!!

Clark starts his classes in September. I wonder if he'll have Stats. He's going for a Masters in Biomedical Engineering. Right now he's waiting for them to get his transcripsts and also to see if he has to take the GRE.

Hugs,

Lo

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Everyone wants you to have stats now. I think they do a better job of teaching it now vs when I first took it 20 some-odd years ago.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):


  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,917
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748
    tiffanygosci
    Newest Member
    tiffanygosci
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):


  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • tiffanygosci
      Does anyone here also have Afib

      By tiffanygosci · Posted

      Hi! I had my first episode of AFib last May when I was 30 (I have had some heart stuff my whole life but nothing this extreme). I was not diagnosed with celiac until the beginning of this month in October of 2025. I was in the early stages of celiac, so I'm not sure if they were related (maybe!) All of my heart tests came back normal except for my electrolytes (potassium and magnesium) that were low when the AFib occurred. I also became pregnant with our third and last baby a couple weeks after I came back from that hospital stay. I had no heart complications after that whole thing. And I still haven't over a year later. It was definitely scary and I hope it doesn't happen again. I drink an electrolyte drink mix about every day, and I'm sure being on a gluten-free diet will help my body even more! I will pray for you in this. Taking care of our bodies is so challenging but Jesus is with us every step of the way. He cares and He sees you!
    • knitty kitty
      Help I’m cross contaminating myself,

      By knitty kitty · Posted

      I followed the Autoimmune Protocol Diet which is really strict for a while, but later other foods can be added back into your diet.  Following the AIP diet strictly allows you digestive system to heal and the inflammation to calm down.  Sort of like feeding a sick baby easy to digest food instead of spicy pizza.   It's important to get the inflammation down because chronic inflammation leads to other health problems.  Histamine is released as part of the autoimmune response to gluten.  High histamine levels make you feel bad and can cause breathing problems (worsening asthma), cardiovascular problems (tachycardia), and other autoimmune diseases (Hashimoto's thyroiditis, diabetes) and even mental health problems. Following the low histamine version of the AIP diet allows the body to clear the histamine from our bodies.  Some foods are high in histamine.  Avoiding these makes it easier for our bodies to clear the histamine released after a gluten exposure.   Vitamin D helps regulate the immune system and calm it down.  Vitamin D is frequently low in Celiacs.  The B Complex vitamins and Vitamin C are needed to clear histamine.   Supplementing with essential vitamins and minerals boosts your intestines' ability to absorb them while healing.   Keep in mind that gluten-free facsimile foods, like gluten-free bread, are not enriched with added vitamins like their gluten containing counterparts are.   They are empty calories, no nutritional value, which use up your B vitamins in order to turn the calories into fuel for the body to function.   Talk to your doctor or nutritionist about supplementing while healing.  Take a good B Complex and extra Thiamine in the form Benfotiamine (shown to promote gut health).  Most B Complex vitamins contain thiamine mononitrate which the body cannot utilize.  Meats and liver are good sources of B vitamins.   Dr. Sarah Ballantyne wrote the book, the Paleo Approach.  She's a Celiac herself.  Her book explains a lot.   I'm so glad you're feeling better and finding your balance!
    • klmgarland
      Help I’m cross contaminating myself,

      By klmgarland · Posted

      So I should not eat my gluten free bread?  I will try the vitamins.  Thank you all so very much for your ideas and understanding.  I'm feeling better today and have gathered back my composure!
    • knitty kitty
      Taking Probiotics but Still Getting Sick After Gluten – Advice?

      By knitty kitty · Posted

      Some people prefer eating gluten before bed, then sleeping through the worst symptoms at night.  You might want to try that and see if that makes any difference.   Several slices of toast for breakfast sounds okay.  Just try to work up to the Ten grams of gluten.  Cookies might only have a half of a gram of gluten.  The weight of the whole cookie is not the same as the amount of gluten in it.  So do try to eat bread things with big bubbles, like cinnamon rolls.   Yeah, I'm familiar with the "death warmed over" feeling.  I hope you get the genetic test results quickly.  I despise how we have to make ourselves sick to get a diagnosis.  Hang in there, sweetie, the tribe is supporting you.  
    • Clear2me
      Gluten free nuts

      By Clear2me · Posted

      Thank you, a little expensive but glad to have this source. 
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.