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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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On the brightest side... The vegetarian has found a hunter/fisherman to sink her teeth into... :o Crazy, I know! But they are having a really good time together :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

Excellent!

I bin chillin' wif me pirate since the new year.

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Excellent!!

tom Contributor
tom
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Hey Bunnie & Rachelle are back! (Ugh I keep slipping w/ brainfog etc but I'm mostly trying to keep up)

Loved reading your seafaring tales Jess. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hey TomTom! Keep brushing away that brain fog -- eventually it will stay gone. :)

Next upcoming saga: The house sitter stole some of the Pirate's mail and took my truck joyriding. I tried to give him an out and let him blame it on a friend but he kept insisting he knew nothing about a missing package....until the officer showed up at his job and informed him that he'd left the packaging at my house...

He, and one or more of his parents are coming over tonight to return the bulbs and learn that "joyriding" in WA state is a felony. Should be an interesting evening.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Hey TomTom! Keep brushing away that brain fog -- eventually it will stay gone. :)

Next upcoming saga: The house sitter stole some of the Pirate's mail and took my truck joyriding. I tried to give him an out and let him blame it on a friend but he kept insisting he knew nothing about a missing package....until the officer showed up at his job and informed him that he'd left the packaging at my house...

He, and one or more of his parents are coming over tonight to return the bulbs and learn that "joyriding" in WA state is a felony. Should be an interesting evening.

He stole flower or light bulbs? Somethings wrong with that boy!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

He stole flower or light bulbs? Somethings wrong with that boy!

He's a bit of a dim bulb :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

light bulbs. led bulbs from China. Yes, dim bulb sums it up. His dad is disgusted and can't even talk to him. Not looking forward to lunch with his mom on Friday. She's one of my good friends, and I see this entirely as the kid's (24, not really a kid) problem. But I imagine that a parent would feel a lot of negative things in this situation.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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light bulbs. led bulbs from China. Yes, dim bulb sums it up. His dad is disgusted and can't even talk to him. Not looking forward to lunch with his mom on Friday. She's one of my good friends, and I see this entirely as the kid's (24, not really a kid) problem. But I imagine that a parent would feel a lot of negative things in this situation.

I would be mortified if my kid did that at 16 or 36. I guess I would feel like I didn't teach him like I should.

J doesn't really have a summer job, so if you want to sail the 7 seas all summer.....he always liked the chickens at the petting zoo & The neighborhood Evil Kitty always liked him better than his own family. He could build an elevator for the chickies or build a robot to feed the kitties in his spare time. Maybe re- paint your truck?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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J doesn't really have a summer job, so if you want to sail the 7 seas all summer.....he always liked the chickens at the petting zoo & The neighborhood Evil Kitty always liked him better than his own family. He could build an elevator for the chickies or build a robot to feed the kitties in his spare time. Maybe re- paint your truck?

Good to know. Maybe he could build a self closing door to the coop that's keyed to the amount of sunlight.

Either that or he could train Seuss, the rooster, to tap a button and shut the door when all the girls are inside.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Well.

Jess's saga ends with sunshine, chatting up the locals, a nice hot bath, and a 24 year old delinquent. Boy, unemployment doesn't sound too bad! (minus the delinquent)

Good to have Thoughmus,BunBun, and Rayshell back in the fold ^_^ Now all we need is Soozle. I hear she's been peeking in unnoticed. :rolleyes:

Soooo.....who here has today ever found a bullet in their bedroom with a hole in their wall and picture frame?

:myhandintheair:

:o

Time to move, methinks

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Forgot to mention......

Rachelle.....we need details!

.....and a brief day to day summary of "Rachelle and her....umm.....Caveman?"

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Soooo.....who here has today ever found a bullet in their bedroom with a hole in their wall and picture frame?

:myhandintheair:

:o

Time to move, methinks

Whoa, there, that's getting a bit close :unsure: You have aniy known enemies? potential perps??

.and a brief detailed day to day summary of "Rachelle and her....umm.....Caveman?"
celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Bullet in yer bedroom?!?! MOOOOOVE!!

Wells, veg has known the caveman her entire life. Turns out, after 34 years they have a few things in common-other than their diets.... He has helped her understand that it's ok, and good, to be happy in her life. That she IS a good mom and a good person. And that she's not a dead fish..... That's as far as I'm going on that one... Lmao!! She goes fishing, 4wheeling in the woods, sleeps on a float house with NO indoor plumbing, sleeps in a cabin in the woods with no running water, propane lights, and NOOOOO INDOOR PLUMBING!! She snowboards and snowmobiles, she goes on freakin ROAD TRIPS-she thought she HATED road trips!!! She also loves his family (and grew up with them too. Caveman Sr. saved her life from drowning when she was 2). But most importantly, she smiles and laughs like a giggly little girl. And she's happy :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Whoa, there, that's getting a bit close :unsure: You have aniy known enemies? potential perps??

Well there's a no contact order for the guy who stole my car awhile back, but I doubt he'd be THAT stupid :unsure:

I'm not known for pissing people off, but I come across quite a few juvenile delinquents working at a middle school <_<

Most likely a result of horseplay......I hope

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Bullet in yer bedroom?!?! MOOOOOVE!!

Wells, veg has known the caveman her entire life. Turns out, after 34 years they have a few things in common-other than their diets.... He has helped her understand that it's ok, and good, to be happy in her life. That she IS a good mom and a good person. And that she's not a dead fish..... That's as far as I'm going on that one... Lmao!! She goes fishing, 4wheeling in the woods, sleeps on a float house with NO indoor plumbing, sleeps in a cabin in the woods with no running water, propane lights, and NOOOOO INDOOR PLUMBING!! She snowboards and snowmobiles, she goes on freakin ROAD TRIPS-she thought she HATED road trips!!! She also loves his family (and grew up with them too. Caveman Sr. saved her life from drowning when she was 2). But most importantly, she smiles and laughs like a giggly little girl. And she's happy :)

This is all good :D She is living life and she is happy. We told you all those things too, you know :o - well, not the part about the dead fish - not enough information on that one :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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But most importantly, she smiles and laughs like a giggly little girl. And she's happy :)

Awwwwww.........that's awesome! Except.......

The only thing I hate more than being COLD is NO indoor plumbing! (picked up on that real quick, I did :P )

....and road trips depend on the driver and/or the company. Can't stand hubby's driving, so road trips are out for me too.

I'm getting the impresion that NO INDOOR PLUMBING is doable with the right company also :lol:

So glad the veg and the caveman are so compatible ;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

well, not the part about the dead fish - not enough information on that one :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Well, she used to be called a dead fish. She is no longer called a dead fish..... :lol: :lol:

She doesn't mind the peeing in a bucket thing. Thought she would. But when the company is amazing and you gotta go... You gotta go!! And she's never ever worried about being cold!! ;)

tom Contributor
tom
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Soooo.....who here has today ever found a bullet in their bedroom with a hole in their wall and picture frame?

:myhandintheair:

:o

:o :o :o :o :o

:o :o :o :o

:o :o :o

:o :o

:o

:o

!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Either that or he could train Seuss, the rooster, to tap a button and shut the door when all the girls are inside.

It can be done -- this is exactly what old Mr. Guthrie has been trained to do at my mom's retirement residence.

:lol:

But most importantly, she smiles and laughs like a giggly little girl. And she's happy

No running water nor indoor plumbing, but hell, you sound SO happy, Rah-shyellle! SUCH wonderful news... .. . ... :D

:o :o :o :o :o

:o :o :o :o

:o :o :o

:o :o

:o

!

Took the emoticons right outta my mouth, Ptaoughmnn.... . ..gonna add a few...

:blink::o:blink: !!!!

Annnnnnnnnnnd that's all I'm allowed... . . . ..

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Brains fogging!

Bullets Flying!

Bucket peeing!

Bulb snatching!

Fog lights

Move

Must be love

WTF?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Happy for you Rach! :) :) :) :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Brains fogging!

Bullets Flying!

Bucket peeing!

Bulb snatching!

Fog lights

Move

Must be love

WTF?

Excellent summation!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

My kid is a little delinquent. Not sure how much is him being a 6yo boy and how much of it is the divorce. He took a bark chip and wrote "ass" on the gym door a few times. He makes the worst choices and doesn't think AT ALL about the consequences. I don't know what to do. Therapist? Prison? I've taken away everything in his life except food and bathroom privilages and added more homework of my choosing...

:blink::blink::blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Tell him if he's going to be vandalizing other people's property he'd better have nice writing and make him practice letters for a couple hours a day?

Have an extremely detailed discussion about body parts and tell him he needs to understand what he's writing? That next time you expect to see Open Original Shared Link?

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